Ah, this is outrageous!
Tessa Caldwell shot a sharp look over, saying sarcastically, "Don't flatter yourself! Your figure is just average."
To save face, telling a little lie is forgivable.
Sorry, amazing physique, blame it on your owner being too haughty. The haughty need to be appropriately knocked down a peg.
Faye didn't mind, unhurriedly and playfully said, "Wipe the drool off your mouth before you say those words, it would be more effective."
Upon hearing this, Tessa unconsciously swallowed and almost choked on her own saliva.
She was embarrassed. Her face turned red again, and she grabbed a pillow and hurled it at Faye.
Faye caught it full on, "If you don't learn to be cleaner, I'll throw you out."
"Throw me out, you only know how to bully me!" Tessa said angrily, taking her pajamas and entering the bathroom, bringing her phone along.
In the bathroom, Tessa took out her phone and logged onto Weibo.
She specifically used that account, dedicated to following her idol Quinn Leroy, and posted: First time sober sharing a bed with my husband, a little nervous, what to do, need tips, waiting online, urgent!
This Weibo account had few acquaintances, even if there were some, they were really close friends, and they also liked Quinn Leroy. They didn't know her family or friends in real life.
So, she was bold and not worried, asking directly.
After Kevin's previous reply, her Weibo gained many followers. As soon as she posted, a bunch of comments flooded in.
Most asked, you actually got married? Is today your wedding night?
Of course, some joked around and rambled about unrelated stuff.
Few gave any actual advice, and none were useful.
Tessa was about to put down her phone when a WeChat notification popped up. She opened it and found it was from Kevin.
"What's there to be nervous about sharing a bed, unless you want to pounce on him!" —by Kevin.
Tessa was very surprised. Why did this Kevin send her a private message? Why, why, why? She asked herself three times, unable to figure it out.
Does this Kevin have X-ray vision? How did he know her thoughts through Weibo?
But she wasn't going to admit it.
She quickly typed a reply to Kevin: "He's my husband, do I need to pounce on him? We've already done it."
"Really did it?" —by Kevin.
That skeptical tone, both mocking and disdainful, reminded Tessa of her contract husband, Faye.
Having such a devil like Faye was enough for her, and this Kevin dared to provoke her too, was he looking for death!!
Tessa quickly replied: "Of course we did!"
"Duration and frequency?" —by Kevin.
Tessa hesitated for a moment, then realized what Kevin was asking.
Blushing, she replied: "None of your business, anyway, my husband is well-endowed and skilled, seven times a night!"
"Seven times a night, even if he can, you definitely couldn't handle it." —by Kevin.
Tessa's mouth twitched, she bit her finger, thinking about how to reply, suddenly she was depressed. Why should I respond to someone irrelevant and boring whom I don't even know, especially on such an... intimate topic.
Not only did she stop chatting, Tessa directly blocked Kevin.
A moment later, Faye's voice came from outside the bathroom: "Tessa Caldwell, did you fall down the drain?"
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PS: Haha, someone got blocked and is furious!