Alex has never been one to initiate a conversation with people nor has he really cared about anyone. This isn't because he's some douche but simply because he is orphaned and doesn't really have friends. He had some friends here and there but he was never able to keep them as him being a closet weeb got to him and did not allow for any time to hangout.
With all this being said our mc is thinking once again why in the hell he decided to save the dumb woman crossing the street with a truck going at the speed of maybe 40-60 mph, he had seen many deaths as his job is being a contracted assassin.
He has dealt with many people and has seen many f*cked up stuff, mainly because he takes a lot of requests from people who were once in a horrible state in life, and wanted revenge from those who caused them to live like that.
Alex though has also killed people who were innocent, now he knows it's bad but he knows his life is messed up anyways so why care.
Alex:*grunt noise* where the hell am I? I thought I died, wait am I dead I can't hear my own heart. Hello. Anyone out there. Why is it all dark, I can't see and I don't know if it's because of me not having eyes or because I'm in the abyss.
God:Well, child it seems that you are dead...
Alex: Yea,Yea. How's hell? Is it like they say it is, all hot and fire everywhere and having to live your own nightmare or the worst one?
God: Yes, it is like that but thats the one where people with karma that reaches the negative billions, so the one where people go for killing some people is just an ordinary area but instead you're punished by the devils running that certain hell. But this...
Alex: Am I going to the former or the latter???
God:*😡* If you just let me explain to you instead of interrupting me, now you aren't going to either, your karma levels have gone up due to the last action which was.*Ahem, clears throat* saving a noobie goddess after she was accidentally sent down to the mortal realm, she had her powers sealed and she was very confused and so she was walking around trying to figure out where she was. Due to her being a goddess and you being a mortal the strength difference is huge and so you were able to gain even more karma and it also helped that she was a very new and pure goddess.
Alex:Okay, so then where am I going? Is this like one of those novels I've read? Am I going to reincarnate? Am I going to...
God: Child, I swear if you don't shut up im just gonna forget about you, okay let me further explain. Now you're not gonna be sent to either Hell or Heaven because you don't belong in either so I'm gonna send you to another universe. Yes, this means anywhere, Anime worlds, Movie worlds, any type of universe. You get to choose where and when and if you like as who. You also get 4 wishes because you had a high amount of karma. Now choose.
Alex: Okay.... I want to be reincarnated into the Naruto world. I want to take Naruto's place in that world, which means that I wanna take his position as mc but I don't want to be him. I want to just appear I don't want parents, so that I don't change my ways to much. With this being said, Minato and Kushina still have Naruto but he isn't the mc of the Narutoverse. I also want to be made the same day everyone else is born, so like being the same age as Naruto and them.
God: Okay, I've never heard anyone want this so I'm gonna have to try a bit harder now. So what would your wishes be?
Alex: My wishes are
1- I wish to have an ability to absorb anything and everything, this includes absorbing any type of energy and absorbing one's abilities and powers. I want this ability to not have any restrictions whatsoever. Technically I wanna have the ability of Gluttony but without the restrictions and without the side affects.
2- I want to have a Gamer/AI system which allows me to do the things that are in those fan fic novels, so like it has; A store, status page, infinite storage which allows me to place anything inside, and a section which allows me to view other worlds I can go to.
3- I want a skill that lets me hack anything, so if I want to hack into a person and things like that without restrictions. I was wondering if you can give me these powers right now?
God: Yea, I can, now for your last wish.
Alex: My last and final wish is to have everyone that I killed that I knew were innocent live a happy afterlife. Now if you may activate my abilities.
God: Why did you ask for that last wish?
...
God: Okay, I won't force you, now here you go and off you go.
[Integrating System. Does Host wish to bind system to Host?]
Alex: Yes, I wish to bind system to Host.
...
[It is done Host. Also hello Host.]
Alex: Hello system. Before I go God, may I ask you one thing?
God: Yea sure kid now make it fast because I got many duties to do.
Alex: My Gluttony ability is without restrictions right? I can absorb anything and everything right?
God:Yea, that was your wish. Why are you asking kid? What are you are trying to do?
Alex:Nothing I was just making sure.
Alex:('xxx' is used for thoughts) 'System is my Gluttony ability done integrating?'
[Yes, Host it has been done]
Alex:'Good now... Use my Gluttony skill and absorb the target in front of me.
[Error this goes against system protocol. System advises...
Alex: Now now system I'm your host right?[Yes] Okay so I want you to use skill Hack against your own system rules and make it to where I'm your Host and owner. Am I clear?
[Affirmative, ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR... *DING* It is done Host.]
Alex: Good now use skill Gluttony against the target named 'God' and absorb him
[Yes Master]
God: Okay then kid, Don't die on your adventure, I wish you...Ahhhh, whats going on. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!! YOU IMBECILE, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!! AHHHHHHH...
[Skill Gluttony has worked.]
*DING* Skill Gluttony has leveled up.
*DING* Skill Gluttony has leveled up.
*DING* Skill Gluttony has leveled up.
*DING* Skill Gluttony has leveled up.
....
*DING* Level Gained. All stats increased by 1.
*DING* Level Gained. All stats increased by 1.
*DING* Level Gained. All stats increased by 1.
*DING* Level Gained. All stats increased by 1.
...
Alex: turn off notifications system. And lets get going I'll check my levels later. Also use skill Hack to remove any signs of me being here and delete my life as a human in Earth and remove any trace of my soul from this dark abyss. Also call me Alex.
[*DING* System has finished everything you have ordered it to do, what shall I do next Alex]
Alex: Open a portal to Naruto and do the same thing I told the god about how and where I want go be reborn.
[System shall do exactly what you say... is Alex ready, System has finished everything Alex ordered it to do.]
Alex: Yea lets go. Also I'll give you a name once we reincarnate and I'll give you a conscience as well because this bland and plain robotic voice doesn't suit you.
[System appreciates Alex for taking us in and System wishes Alex a save journey. System also thanks Alex in advance for taking such actions against System.]
Alex: Of course System. You and me are after all bound together so if I die then you will also disappear. Now onto our new adventure.
-*Zoop* portal opening and sucking in Mc towards the opening entering a black hole-
'Here we go'