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In Equestria? Friendship? Harmony? I'm trying to make Money!

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(ORIGINAL WORK, NOT TRANSLATION) Jake had no regrets in his life back on earth, didn't felt wronged or had a shitty life. He had a great life! was excellent at schools, did as much for the community, got awards, championships, and valedictorian at the end of his high school tenure, all of this from a blessed physique and a high powered brain. only part ruining his 'perfectish' life is that his last name is Ferguson. But somehow fate had other plans and sent him off packing to a world from a TV show made for children after a freaky death accident ended his 'about to truly peak' tenure in Earth. Now faced in a very unfamiliar world and trying to use very vague knowledge which he deemed useless very early on, it's up to his excellent brains and brawns to adapt for a good, comfortable life in the new world. but how can you achieve that with no money? using clean and dirty tactics for making money ranging from con artist schemes, Shrewd loopholes, and helpful legit economic strategies, he sets off a financial adventure. but because of this, his name grows in infamy and brings unwanted attention... Twilight shoves a newspaper in front of Jake as he's relaxing on a very rigid chair. "listen can I please get a new chair? this thing bugs me... plus please tell me your little club of goofballs are not going to do a good cop bad cop routine, it's going to be messy and I truly have no time for it." The rest of the elements eyes narrowed but Twilight raised her hoof like a group leader she is. then Jake takes a good look at the newspaper which the headline in big letters read 'HUMAN CONARTIST SCAMS INNOCENT BALITMAREIANS'. the room went quiet for a few moments until he broke the silence, "It' wasn't scamming, I just said that buy these bonds that promote friendship and harmony. that is harmonious to my pocket to as well, that's a good cause!" Twilight slams the desk "YOU!", "hey they weren't innocent too!" (This fanfic contains no system so if you were hoping for a cheat of some kind, then this isn't your cup of tea) Prob smut. lowkey make your opinion known in reviews and we'll see
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