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Transmigrated as Ron with Flash Your Wife System

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To the editor: All the characters in the plot are 18 years or older. Please don’t misunderstand and cause trouble for me. Thank you… He was a man of peculiar tastes, an intellectual who secretly enjoyed seeing his partner in accidental, compromising situations with others. But fate has a cruel sense of irony. One moment, he was locked outside his apartment wearing nothing but a bath towel, looking like a flushed heroine from a questionable anime. The next moment, a bird flying overhead dropped an egg directly onto his head, ending his life in the most ridiculous way possible. He opens his eyes to find himself transmigrated into the body of Ronald Weasley on the very day the wizard turns eighteen. While the original Ron was often seen as the sidekick, this new Ron is armed with a sharp mind and a shameless secret. However, the magical world has a surprise waiting for him: The System. Specifically, the "Flash Your Wife System." The rules are simple but absurd. Every time his future wife, the brilliant Hermione Granger, suffers a wardrobe malfunction, an accidental exposure, or a clumsy stumble into the arms of another man, Ron receives powerful rewards. For a man with his specific interests, it is absolute paradise. But the madness does not end there. The system is contagious. On the day of Harry Potter's wedding to Ginny Weasley, a catastrophic failure of the bridal gown leaves the bride exposed on the podium. In that moment of chaos, the system connects to the Boy Who Lived. Tempted by the ultimate prize—the ability to revive his mother, Lily Potter—even the noble Harry finds himself dragging his moral compass into the gutter. Join the new Ron Weasley in a story filled with magical mishaps, wind-blown skirts, and accidental gropes. It is a tale where dignity is the price of power, and saving the world comes second to managing the embarrassment of the witches they love.
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