gachaku ampas: i got a wife (English translation)

He watched it all go to hell. The hero of the story is supposed to have it all; fame, respect, money... women. At some point he did. He had everything he'd ever want in life, up until he didn't. With his last breath, he commits a ritual to replace his soul with another just to escape his life. And as such the new Kieran transmigrates into the body of the original hero after leaving a scathing review. But he awakens with a powerful trick up his sleeve; he knows the plot, knows the characters and most importantly he's not an idiot.

This isn't your average Sunday sermon. When the sun sets in this America, the real monsters come out— Chainsaw-wielding hillbillies, wax museums that never existed, cursed cabins in the woods, clown cults, dream demons, haunted dolls, and unclassified anomalies prowl the shadows... And right in the middle of it? Gideon Black, who woke up one day as a priest—armed with a divine leveling system. Now, he blesses suburban homes, exorcises demonic squatters, and offers life coaching to emotionally exhausted ghosts. With skills like: [Soul Insight] – spot a demon’s weak point before it spots you. [Psychological Counseling] – because even monsters need therapy. [Holy Water Blessing] – one drop of holy water, entire haunted house purified. [Gospel Hymn] – a church event so powerful even Hellhounds stay home. But Gideon is cautious—too cautious. He doesn’t fight unless the odds are stacked in his favor. He double-checks the salt lines, proofreads his holy verses, and once quarantined a cursed toaster just in case. When the Apocalypse finally arrives? Satan: "This guy solo'd my dungeon and left a Yelp review." Fallen Angel: "Even I pray to him when I get scared." Cthulhu: "@！？xx(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" God slams the table: “You guys are weak—go train harder.” Unlock exclusive access to advanced chapters: patreon.com/A_divin5 Raw: 这个神父很强却过 分谨慎

【No System + Naruto Power Fantasy + Uchiha + Boruto Era + High-Octane Action】 【Single Heroine: Uchiha Hikari, already married to the protagonist Akira at the start】 After the Fourth Great Ninja War, under Naruto’s leadership, Konoha became blinded by the illusion of peace. Content with the status quo and unwilling to act, it allowed a series of disasters to unfold during the Boruto era. After transmigrating, Uchiha Akira tried time and again to persuade Naruto with heartfelt advice—but to no avail. So he decided to lead by example. After years of careful planning, he makes his debut wielding the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan and six mysterious ocular techniques. He revives Uchiha Madara. He revives Uchiha Obito. He restarts the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path. He awakens the Rinnegan. He resurrects the Ten-Tails. He recreates divine techniques. He cultivates chakra fruits… Using action to show Naruto and Sasuke the “correct” way to handle the Boruto era. “Naruto. Sasuke. I won’t stand still and wait for you anymore.” “From now on, either keep up— or be left far behind.”

TC (Trilok Chakra) is a journey of a legendary soul seeking unity and truth. In this story, you will slowly understand the path of that soul and the mysteries behind existence. Remember one thing: dividing one world into two pieces and turning them into Earth and the Red Moon. To truly understand this, one must have a philosophical mind. Now, step forward and read the story.

"Counterattack System Loading" Name: Uchiha Akito Initial reward: Three-tomoe Sharingan Main Quest 1: Become the Head of the Uchiha Clan Reward: Eternal mangekyo Side Quest: Extract Chakra Once Reward: mangekyo "First of all, my surname is not Uchiha." Kiyokawa Izumi looked at the hideous demon before him and said expressionlessly, "This is not the ninja world."

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, Harem is big. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Due to some changes in real life, uploads will be made whenever I have time to write. ----------- 40 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

He was sealed for six centuries for a crime he cannot remember. When Leylin awakens, the world he knew is gone. The gods who feared him are dead. The enemies who betrayed him are dust. And the girl who once reached his heart survives only as a fading legend. But one thing endured,the hunger. Leylin walks a world that has forgotten why it feared him…and reminds it. One city at a time.One god at a time.One sin at a time. This is not a hero’s return. This is the rise of something far worse. The Monarch of Sin has come back to finish what the heavens started.

After ruling over legions of demons and waging endless wars, the Demon King finally retired. His new goal? A quiet, ordinary life in modern Japan. Unfortunately, “ordinary” doesn’t exist when angels, dragons, and nosy classmates keep showing up at your doorstep. For a being who once conquered worlds, surviving high school might be his toughest battle yet. A crossover fanfic combining (Gabriel DropOut - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend - Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! and more….) told through the eyes of a retired Demon King just trying to live normally. ------- Wanna read ahead? Join my Patreon and support the story — up to 6 new chapters are published for you every day!: patreon.com/ArealMaster _____ the crossovers of this story: ==> Gabriel DropOut ==> Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid ==> Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend ==> Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions! ==> Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day