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Returner Fantasy

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[The RETURNER FANTASY system has been granted to you in response to your dying wish] [Initiating regression in 3... 2... 1...] That was the voice Jeff heard in the final moments of his life—just before death claimed him. Or at least, that's how he remembers it, now that he's woken up twelve years in the past. Back to the moment when he still had a chance to change everything he thought had gone wrong. Forget the incurable disease. Forget the mystery of how he regressed. Forget even the holographic screen flashing in the corner of his vision. What matters now is the quest he's on—and the girl he's running toward. She had stayed by his side even when he had nothing. She forgave him for the foolishness that had torn them apart. She was there in his final moments, when regret overwhelmed him for never telling her how he truly felt. This time, he wouldn't make the same mistake. This time, he'd protect her—no matter what. Even if it cost him his life… or someone else's. [Warning: Contains Mature, Sexual, and Violence content.] This book will have a lot of mature and sexual content. But those will not be the main focus of story. This book will show the main character trying his best to redeem himself from his failures and regrets. --- Disclaimer – The image used for the new book cover is not mine, nor are the new concept designs for the characters.
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Death Can't Spell And I Have a Very Long Name!

Our hero named "Alistair Cornelius Archibald Fitzgerald Reginald Maximilian Pendragon the Third, of the Northumberland Pendragons Sushi"...what a long name. has three goals: Get rich Stay alive Never think about his dead family again Two out of three isn't bad. Orphaned at three, raised by a grandmother who saw the future and didn't like what she found, Alistair survived childhood through a combination of protective magic and sheer spite. His name isn't just absurd, it's a weapon. Each syllable is a ward against cosmic forces that marked him before birth. The only problem? When he actually died as a child, Death started filling out his intake paperwork, got bored halfway through writing his name, and just... forgot about him. Now seventeen years later, Alistair is a small-time acquisitions specialist (thief) working for a criminal organization that definitely doesn't know he's technically immortal due to bureaucratic oversight. They want him to retrieve a stolen artifact that contains fragments of primordial creation energy. Easy job. Good pay. Terrible consequences if he fails. But the artifact is more dangerous than advertised. The people hunting it are more ruthless than expected. And Death just realized there's incomplete paperwork with Alistair's name on it, which means eventually, inevitably, someone's going to have to write out that entire ridiculous name. Death would rather break cosmic law than deal with that.
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Comrades, Let Me Tell You Something

Welcome to the wildest corner of the internet. A world where logic gets roasted, common sense gets kicked in the shins, and laughter reigns supreme. Meet Kade, the silver-haired YouTuber with too much confidence and not enough self-control; Dr. Flex, the overly dramatic “doctor” whose medical degree might be from a cereal box; And Viviana, the sharp-tongued intellectual queen who could debate a rock and still win. Together, they form the most chaotic trio to ever open a camera and say, “So, let’s talk about the world.” From the horrors of math to the mysteries of pets, from the philosophy of being ugly to the tragedy of off-brand items, these three will dissect humanity, one hilarious rant at a time. Every episode is packed with insane energy, emotional nonsense, and real-world truth that hurts a little too much. It’s comedy. It’s chaos. It’s therapy disguised as stupidity. So whether you’re a long-time survivor of “The Story Is Very Human” or a new recruit stumbling into this circus, sit down, relax, and let your brain cells take a break. Because in this world, every opinion is loud, every moment is absurd, and every story ends with someone (usually Kade) regretting their life choices. This isn’t just a book— it’s a global roast session. And when they say they’ll talk about everything, they mean everything. "Comrades, Let Me Tell You Something", The internet’s favorite disaster trio is here, and they’re about to make you laugh harder than you should.
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