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IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN. The theory of evolution is based on one simple concept. Survival of the fittest. The following knuckleheads just didn't fit. Based on the Spike TV show created by Thom Beers, 1000 Ways To Die takes you into the behind the scene of the craziest deaths ever died.

This is a Patreon Exclusive that updates +20 chapters ahead at all times: https://www.patreon.com/Zocatarr --- He's an experienced world-hopper with an impressive track record! But what if his "thoughtful" employer offers a little surprise instead of the well-deserved vacation? --- Synopsis below: A breezy tale of a hero who winds up in the Marvel-11 universe, and naturally, we all know where that’s headed... All intimate scenes will be clearly marked (+18). Tags: Marvel-11, Harem, Adventure, Sex, Humor, Transmigration, r18, Fanfiction

Say no to the life in warhammer 40k After getting a second chance in the wrong universe—one where hope was a fool’s dream—Luthar, a low-ranked Tech-Priest with no grand destiny, refused to accept his fate. The moment he found a way to escape, he took it without hesitation. Now in a world where gods walk among mortals, Luthar is armed with forbidden knowledge and technology beyond comprehension. He has no desire to be a hero—only to carve out a place where he truly belongs. [ this time I am going to try to upload only one chapter every Sunday and for suggestions I will only take which would be good for my novel and story for other things I would completely ignore for first time chapter I am going to see the response and then decide if if I should take this novel seriously ]

I help girls with their problems using my multiversal all purpose shop wink wink. Tsunade sad about Jiraiya's death? "Don't worry I have a special massage that can alleviate sadness." Esdeath hopelessly in love with Tatsumi? "I can fix that with my magic rod." And many more... _____________________ Hello Sp1ced here!!! I can also take requests from you guys hehe Most of the chaptes might be NSFW hehe im sorry Check my [email protected]/Sp1ced I post my stories with Sp1ced images there. Most of the chapters will be NSFW be warned 18+

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Kazuma and Masako are a loving married couple who run a successful indie game development studio from their cozy home. After leaving the corporate world behind, they poured their hearts into creating hit games like Mori Journey, Exaslia, and their biggest success yet, Mori Adventure. Despite their professional success, the real magic lies in their personal relationship—a mix of playful teasing, deep affection, and unwavering support. Through late-night coding marathons, romantic anniversaries, unexpected livestream mishaps, and wholesome surprises, Kazuma and Masako navigate the challenges of both game development and marriage. Kazuma is the steady, hardworking coder, while Masako is the lively, creative artist with a penchant for mischief and teasing her husband. Together, they bring out the best in each other, blending love and laughter into their daily lives. From heart-melting romantic moments to hilarious hijinks, their story captures the highs and lows of balancing love, work, and dreams. Whether they’re surprising each other with heartfelt gifts, overcoming obstacles in game launches, or simply sharing quiet moments together, Kazuma and Masako prove that life is truly a game best played with your partner by your side. Their journey is a heartwarming tale of love, passion, and the joy of building worlds—both virtual and real—together. [3-4 chapters a week]

R18 ( No One 17 and Under Admitted ) On one night, a boy named Ezra is abandoned on road by his father. Aeri, a kind-hearted college student, takes him in and raises him as her own. As years pass, Ezra grows more manly with time and is now deeply in love with the woman he calls "Mom." To support Aeri, Ezra takes a job at the most famous brothel in town—a vibrant and lively establishment where beauty, desire, and drama intertwine. Working as a host and a male escort, he finds himself entangled in heated encounters, passionate affairs, and thrilling action as he navigates the challenges of the trade without letting Aeri ever knowing about his secret work. Ezra’s journey is filled with unexpected twists, romance, and adventure.

Freshman orientation season. As a third-year senior, Xiao Fei regularly comes to the school gate to welcome new students. Unexpectedly, he accidentally runs into the new goddess teacher, Tang Yuxin, and discovers that she is actually the girl with whom he spent a night in a hotel a year ago. What surprises Xiao Fei even more is that Tang Yuxin is pregnant with his child. And not just one child—three! Thus, the two begin a shameless cohabitation life right under the eyes of the students…

Xu Wendong acquired a dual cultivation technique called the Dragon Phoenix Creation Art, setting forth on an extraordinary life unlike any other.

Once, he was a spectacular man. Once, he was a heroic figure standing tall. Once, he was the heir to the world's most secretive family. When it all ended, the hero lost his memory and indulged in the city... Now, he becomes a contractual slave in the hands of a female CEO. Now, he leads a group of underlings down a dark path. As the hero awakens and the horns of battle sound, a mysterious veil is lifted, and he is destined to be a figure that makes the Earth tremble.

Village doctor Zhang Xiaoshan attained a variety of Divine Skills. Mind-reading, treasure appraisal, and miraculous healing, he became capable of everything.

"Teacher Zhu, the retake student from your class has arrived." When the security guard brought Chen Nan to the entrance of Class One in the third grade, Zhu Keren's beautiful eyes instantly revealed a look of disbelief, but more than that, there was panic and unease. She hadn't expected that the young man she had encountered on the bus would turn out to be a student in her class. This made her scalp tingle, and she felt almost suffocated. After all, she was an advanced teacher at the school, whose reputation and teaching ability were well recognized. Yet previously, she had behaved like a slut, taking the initiative to grab Chen Nan's vital part, even seeking pleasure in her own private area.

With clairvoyant eyes, the King of the Night, Ye Tian, secretly entered the bustling city!!!

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" ”A. Pull it out“ ”B. Suck it out“ ”C.**********“ Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Apprentice, go down the mountain and seek your senior sister, let her teach you the art of bone-setting and to promote Taoist magic. Chu Yi's wish was finally fulfilled, girls! Here I come! It's just that...

David, reborn into the world of Resident Evil, accidentally killed a reincarnator and activated the system that had always been inactive within him. From that moment on, he embarked on a path of plundering beauties and wealth, traveling across different worlds of movies, games, and anime. In the Saw universe, he seduced and fucked Jigsaw's wife. In the vast Marvel Multiverse, he fucked beauties like Natasha Romanoff and the Scarlet Witch. Even the cosmic entity Phoenix Force couldn't escape his hands. Still not satisfied, he went to the DC world, where he slept with Wonder Woman, the seductive Catwoman, the Queen of the Atlantis Mera, and countless others. But even all of these were merely fleeting moments in his endless journey across the infinite cosmos. With each world, he faced constant challenges, plundered unimaginable resources, and stole away the romantic encounters and wealth that were destined for the so-called male protagonists. “Only children make choices.” “I want everything!!!” ____________________________ Check Out My Other Works * My Wife is Meowscarada * Plundering Women In Multiverse * Immortal Vengeance _____________________________ Other Names For This Novel Plundering Everything I Want Sex-Oriented Infinite World Travel

【 Warning: Mature Content R-18 】 Graves lived a content life... until he lost it all. He inherits a hotel and the power of immortality. Out of sorrow for the death of his past life, in his final act, he sacrifices himself to save a woman from a hostage situation. To his surprise, he reawakens to find the woman thanking him in an... unorthodox way. His once normal life changes with this new power, and by comical chance, he throws himself into deadly situations to save these targeted women from bullets, blades, fire, planes, tanks, and trains. His new life is one of pain, except he always ends up a top. (≖⩊≖) Join Graves on his struggle through the unnatural disasters he faces for the sake of his love life.

#HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [WARNING] ****** /THIS NOVEL CONTAINS TOO MUCH EXPLICT SEXUAL CONTENT, CURSE LANGUAGE **** * ** ******* * **** AUDIENCE DISCRETION IS ADVISED "Willa. Man, that girl. Picture perfect. Like, the kind of perfect that made my teenage hormones throw a full-blown rave every time she walked by. My nightly 'Willa fantasies' were legendary, let's just say. Pure, unadulterated, mind-melting… yeah, you get the picture. So, picture this: me, late for class, scrambling through the hallway like a greased pig. BAM! I slam into someone. Willa. And, oh boy, did I get a show. Turns out, she was going commando. A major, major wardrobe malfunction. And let's just say my body decided to throw its own mini celebration. Instant bulge. Visible. Obvious. Her eyes went wide, a mix of surprise and… was that a smirk? My blood was pumping like a jackhammer. I tried to play it cool, slinking back to my seat in the back. But guess who decided to join me? Willa, blushing like she'd just won the lottery. My heart beating hard. Was she into me? Was this my lucky day? Look, I'm not gonna lie. This isn't some deep, philosophical journey. It's about girls. Hot girls. And, yeah, a harem. Because why settle for one goddess when you can have a whole pantheon? But Willa… she's different. She's the OG fantasy. So, the question is, can I juggle a whole crew and still keep my eyes on the prize? Can I have my cake and eat it too, or will Willa make me choose? Stay tuned, because this is gonna get wild." #HAREM, #R18, #ECCHI, #SMUT #ROMANCE [PLEASE NOTE] [THERE'S NOT A SINGLE NTR IN THIS NOVEL UNLIKE THE FIRST ONE.]

Lucien never asked to be reborn as an Incubus in a ruthless cultivation world, where power is taken—never given. Bound to a forbidden system that feeds on lust, he must seduce, dominate, and conquer his way through powerful clans, dangerous beauties, and ancient secrets. Each night brings pleasure. Each battle, blood. And every encounter, a chance to level up. But the deeper he dives, the more he realizes: desire isn’t just his weapon—it might be his curse.

He wasn’t born to love. He was built to breed. In a world ruled by women, where men have gone extinct, Rivan Cross becomes the last male to awaken — naked, powerful, and hunted. Trapped in a secret breeding facility his whole life, he breaks free when a mysterious system called LustCore binds to his soul. Now, every kiss fuels his power. Every climax makes him stronger. The world wants to use him. But he plans to f**k his way to the throne instead. Sacred queens. Starved villagers. Deadly assassins. They don’t stand a chance. Dominate. Breed. Evolve. Or be devoured. #Harem #Smut #System #MaleProtagonist #PowerFantasy #OnlyMale #SexCultivation #Overpoweredmc #lustsystem #breeding #seduction