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Waifu.exe Has Stopped Responding

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Packed with absurd humour, fourth-wall breaks, anime references, and enough awkward moments to make your soul leave your body, this ridiculous ride proves that real girls never stood a chance. Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to kpop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart. But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: – A demonic talking pillow with attitude – A feral dog humping everything in sight – A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow – The self-proclaimed “Toilet King”, Bishop – Kerry and Bishop, a fiercely competitive brother–sister duo And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!” Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humour and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed.
NoxYuki · 14.3k Views

The Lazy Hacker Goddess: I Only Game for Cash

Li Ruixue (Snow) has a simple life philosophy: If it doesn't make money, don't wake me up. She is a genius hacker and a gaming prodigy, but her only dream is to build a top-tier AI company. The problem? She is broke. When Principal Wang, the heir to a business empire, begs her to join his E-sports team, Snow rejects him three times without looking up from her instant noodles. "Pro gaming? Too much travel. Too much drama. Too tired." Desperate, Wang makes an offer she can't refuse: "Win the Global Championship for us, and I’ll give you $100 million." Snow’s eyes finally open. "Deal." She logs in. She dominates. She casually crushes the world's best players with one hand while eating a lollipop. And the moment she lifts the World Championship trophy, she drops the mic. "Thanks for the money. I retire. Bye." With $100 million in hand, Snow founds her AI technology company. But her rapid rise offends Pony, the chairman of the massive "Penguin Capital." Pony offers to buy her out for peanuts. Snow tells him to get lost. Enraged, Pony vows to blacklist her company and destroy her future. Snow sighs, opens her laptop, and cracks her knuckles. "I just wanted to do research quietly. Why do you people keep forcing me to play?" One year later. Snow’s AI company is the most valuable entity on the planet. And Pony? He is no longer the World’s Richest Man. Thanks to Snow’s code, he is now the World’s First "Negative" Billionaire. Meet Snow: The girl who treats the E-sports World Cup like an ATM, and the Global Stock Market like a casual mini-game.
Sugart · 4.6k Views