My Peaceful Life as the Strongest Police Officer (One Punch man)
What is happiness? Don't come at me with long speeches, though I do try to listen to them. I know plenty of fools will say it's about having wealth, mastering boring martial arts or being the strongest in the world just to get attention. What a waste of time. For me, happiness is something simple.
I just want to live a quiet, simple life. Is that too much to ask? Patrolling the streets without anyone bothering me, taking advantage of the unbeatable Saturday supermarket discounts and being at peace with the people I can stand in this world. And well, if it's not asking too much, finding a decent fight that doesn't end in a single punch. I hate being this bored.
But of course, my damned luck has other plans. In this stupid world, between the insufferable Heroes Association, criminals in ridiculous suits and kaijin with strange names that either appear out of nowhere or blow themselves up on me and I have to clean up after them, it seems like everyone got together to ruin my day off. What a nuisance… But I suppose that's the price of being the strongest police officer in the world.
[Notice: The rights to One Punch Man belong to ONE / Yusuke Murata. This is a fanfic.]