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Stardew Valley: What Do You Mean They All Became My Servants

(Stardew Valley + Fate + Honkai + Magic/Inquisition + Anime Crossover) After getting into a bus accident on his way to work, Suke transmigrated to Pelican Town (Stardew Valley), where he found himself as the only living resident. He thought he was in for a standard farming life script, but to his surprise, the dilapidated bus kept dropping off strange tenants who had died in their original worlds. That Miss Elf is always trying to host tea parties at his house; she can’t even tell one grain from another, yet she insists on helping the Rose Fairy with pollination. That blonde little girl is always hugging her teddy bear, staring blankly at his fireplace and claiming there are eyes inside watching her. Later, a woeful pink-haired "puppy" arrived, along with a gray-haired Stellaron host who is a total disappointment and keeps rummaging through garbage cans everywhere... Suke: "Don't think being a pretty girl gets you a free pass! Is the wheat harvested? Is the ground tilled? How can you people sleep at your age knowing there's work to do?!" Suke: "Let's get this straight: if you want to eat, you have to work! And hey, you—Elysia! Stop sneaking bites of the Starfruit! Can't you pick something cheaper to eat?!" Reenacting the miracle of milk and honey in Singularities filled with the starving, and walking the Path of Abundance in a universe plagued by the Swarm Disaster, the world calls him the "Incarnation of the Lord" and the "Response of Yaoshi." Suke (wiping sweat): "Don't get the wrong idea, I really just wanted to mine some ore to build sprinklers for my fields..."
MikuDayo · 293.4k Views

Anime : Let's Change The Brain Dead Plot

Watching anime is supposed to be an escape—a way to melt away the stress of the day—but all too often, we are met with brain-dead plots that leave us grinding our teeth. Instead of relaxation, we get bizarre characters so grating they make your blood pressure spike. Take Makoto Ito, for instance—a man who treated life like a free ride, hopping on the bus without ever paying his fare and failing to recognize a single soul the moment he pulled up his pants. Though he met his end at the edge of a machete, for many, that finality still didn't feel like enough. Then there is Aki Tomoya from How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, a cold schemer who treats the genuine feelings of others as mere stepping stones for his own ambitions. The frustration doesn't end there. In Infinite Stratos, we are forced to watch the incompetent Ichika Orimura, a protagonist who lacks the spine or the skill to deserve the power he holds. From the eccentric, high-pitched whines of One Piece’s Momonosuke to the hollow, cardboard presence of Sieg in Fate/Apocrypha, and the pathetic stumbling of Accel World’s Haruyuki Arita—the screen is often filled with "heroes" who offer nothing but irritation. If the story makes you unhappy, then it’s time to change it. Why sit back and be annoyed? It’s time to take them down and show these noobs what a real professional can do. We are here to rewrite the plots, erase the tragedies, and leave absolutely no regrets behind. From the legendary classics to the latest hits, including independent films and gaming worlds, it’s time to fix what’s broken.
Snowingmelody2 · 85.9k Views

FGO: Building a Lostbelt from Scratch, the Winner is Canon

[Multi-Anime Crossover + Chaos/Fun + Worldbuilding Clash + Harem] "I've got a cheat code now, so it’s time to just have some fun." "The FGO 'Dream Ending'? Yours is fake—mine is the real deal. Yeah, that one in the Warp. The timeline where the Human Empire is peaceful and happy. Would I, your Emperor, ever lie to you?" "Gastrea Virus? Kids, I, Tiga (Ultraman), have brought the light back to you. What humans? There are no humans left—I thought those were just speed bumps." "Kindness? I’m already invincible, yet I still condescend to rule over you. Isn't that kind enough?" Transmigrating to Tokyo and looking at his neighbor, Miko Yotsuya, and his landlady, Mrs. Kayako, Roser falls into deep thought: Is this 'slice-of-life' crossover world even legit? Wait, there’s a cheat? My "keywords" can become reality? Multiverse, behold: your Emperor, Lord of Cinder, and Savior has arrived. And so... Artosh (No Game No Life): "You’re calling Tiga a 'Human' species?!" Gudako (FGO): "Mash, I’m sure of it now... they are the canon Type-Moon." Kaneki Ken & Shinji Ikari: "Motherland, your Emperor’s Chosen has returned! Ah, Praise the Emperor!" Kotoko Iwanaga: "He doesn't treat me like a disabled person... but he doesn't treat me like a human, either." Poor Sakiko (BanG Dream!): "Become a Linker of the Fire? How’s the benefits package?" Haruno Yukinoshita: "Ara, brother-in-law... if we keep doing this, Yukino won't get angry, right?" Animes mentioned: Fate/Grand Order, Fate Series, Classroom of the Elite, OreGairu, Detective Conan, Mieruko-chan, Oshi no Ko, Kaguya-sama: Love is War, Nurarihyon no Mago, Another, school days, Warhanmer, Dark Souls, My Dress-Up Darling, Bleach...
MikuDayo · 3.2k Views

I'm Not A Master, I'm A Director (Creating Fate Movie In Nasuverse)

“Director Matou, the magical effects in your fantasy film looked incredibly realistic! How did you pull them off?” “They were real magic,” Shinji replied without missing a beat. “Director Matou, your historical drama was praised for its uncanny accuracy. How did you manage that?” “I had direct consultation from the people who lived in that era.” “Director, in your tokusatsu films, why does the Ultraman-like hero always use Bajiquan in combat?” “Well, that’s because the actor playing him is none other than the founder of Bajiquan himself.” “Director Matou, why do the female leads in all your films look so… similar? Especially all those Arturia actresses with the same name and face?” “That, my friend, is a long story. And it all begins with a certain mushroom-headed man—” “......” . . . . . Shinji Matou. A prodigious talent in the world of film, a renegade magi who defied the orthodoxy of the Clock Tower, and an eccentric summoner who had long since stopped pretending to get along with his own Servant. A director who blended modern cinema with ancient magecraft. A magus who saw the silver screen as a new kind of reality marble. He stood boldly before a press conference filled with journalists, film critics, and confused magi alike. “I am the greatest Master among Directors—and the greatest Director among Masters!” He declared it like a line straight out of his own movie, with all the pomp and confidence of a man who had rewritten the rules of both cinema and sorcery. The hall fell into an awkward silence. And then, in perfect unison, a thunderous cry echoed from behind the curtains— “SHUT UP AND GET LOST!” ×N A chorus of exasperated Servants, all fed up with his antics. Shinji didn’t flinch. He simply smirked, adjusted his director’s beret, and turned back to the flashing cameras. "Good! Now let’s roll the cameras! Scene one—reality itself."
Delizard · 1.1m Views