Little God of War: The Baby Who Broke the World
Content Warning (Mature Themes)
This story contains: stylized violence, dark humor, morally grey characters, fictional warfare and historical references.
All violence is fictionalized and used for narrative effect.
No real political ideology or real-world figure is promoted.
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Story Summary:
A Christmas car crash changes history.
When a baby is born in the back seat of a speeding car on December 25th, 1989, the shock sends the newborn flying through the windshield. His rich parents die on impact.
The baby doesn’t.
Mid-air, something cold and ancient wakes up inside him.
[SOUL SYSTEM ACTIVATED]
Because of his parents’ enormous soul value, the infant instantly jumps from Lv.1 Rogue to Lv.10—complete with obscene eight-pack abs—before he’s even hit the ground. He lands in a council trash bin, opens his eyes to a dark, stinking world of rubbish… and lets out his first thoughtful little “hmm.”
The Soul System is simple, brutal, and limitless:
No EXP. No grind.
No gold. No loot drops.
Only Soul Points (SP).
Whenever someone dies because of your choices, the System pays out.
1 SP = 1 dollar of purchasing power.
Guns, food, clothes, living beings, soldiers, tanks, futuristic gadgets, fantasy artifacts—the System can conjure anything in a clean white flash. The only limits are your imagination… and how much blood you’re willing to put on your hands.
The problem?
The new owner is a one-day-old baby.
He doesn’t understand any of this. He just wants warm milk and cuddles, and acts on pure instinct to get his basic needs met.
Luckily—or not—he’s found by a lonely six-year-old runaway named Anna Hope.
In a twisted accident of fate, the Soul System assigns Anna as his Pawn, and her sheepdog Sheepy as her Hunter Pet. Girl and dog suddenly become stronger, faster, tougher.
Anna decides she’ll be the baby’s mum. She names him Strong.
Then a homeless man with big dreams and bad ideas shows up, and Strong accidentally answers his fear and greed with a crate of AK-47s and a squad of medieval crusaders.
From there, destiny comes off its rails.
A “simple” bank robbery becomes a nation-shaking event.
The Highland Liberation Army rises overnight.
Scotland turns into a battlefield led by a homeless “prophet” of a new holy war.
Britain fractures like the Balkans.
NATO mobilises its full might—against Scotland.
The Soviet Union and other hungry powers see their chance and move.
And somewhere in the middle of it all is:
a baby god in a Hulk onesie,
a stubborn six-year-old girl pretending to be his mother,
a dog built like a small tank,
and a System that will give them anything—as long as someone, somewhere, pays in blood.
A dark-comedy alternate-history epic about an OP baby, a feral little queen, Sheepy the world’s strongest dog, a homeless revolutionary, crusaders with assault rifles, and how one trash-bin miracle in 1989 starts to break the entire world.
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This story can best be summarized by these simple additional tags:
System, OP Protagonist, Modern Day, Reincarnation / Baby Protagonist, Summoning, Comedy, Action, Alternate History, Military
Secondary Tags:
Urban Fantasy, Political Intrigue, Apocalypse, Time Divergence, Found Family, War, Overpowered Summons, Guns, Monarchist / Revolution, Modern Day Crusaders, Historical figures / Fantasy figures brought back to life.
Also as a content warning this story is pretty dark with lots of:
Violence, Gore, Dark themes, Military, Antihero, System, Dark Comedy, Modern Fantasy world