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A Reality Warper's Journey Across The Omniverse

Well, let me regale you with the thrilling tale of a charming boy whose parents must find to be otherwise as he was quickly yeeted to an orphanage, a boy who, by some cosmic joke, finds himself living in a world where even a raccoon scavenging food in the trash boasts more superpowers than he does. I mean, who needs flight, invisibility, or telekinesis when you've got the incredible gift of... well, nothing? Picture this: a planet teeming with people who can shoot laser beams from their bum, turn one particularly nasty classmate into a chocolate cake that may or may not be accidentally eaten by their teacher, and even make squirrels take over the world for them. Meanwhile, our dear protagonist's only special skill is his particularly 'interesting' humor that is being used to write this synopsis at this very moment. Impressive, right? But wait, dear reader, there's a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap opera. One fateful day, while going about his day as usual, our very ordinary orphan suddenly discovers a newfound ability. AND NO, he doesn't gain the power to shoot lasers from the tip of his penis nor enlarge it! Why would you even think of that? Oh, you nasty boy. Instead... He can now manipulate reality itself with even the vaguest of thought! Thereby also giving him the ability to turn the aforementioned abilities into reality... Now that sounds like a completely different genre. Anyways, enjoy! **This story is not serious, don't take it too seriously. For legal reasons, everything here should be taken as a joke. **On that note, this story contains quite the 'particular' humor, the synopsis is just a taste of that. It can be quite dark, visceral, 'a pain in the ass', bordering offensive, and a bit childish sometimes, so be warned as I will not be responsible for your mental well being and will hold nothing back. **Updates whenever I like to. *Might make a more frequent updates and even a Pat of Reon for early access if it gets popular enough, in which you can expect to be at least a whole month ahead of schedule for a reasonable price.
A_Random_Monkey · 31k Views

Douluo: Atlas Spear Martial Soul, Yun Ming’s Talent ×10

Yun Yuan transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, arriving in the era before Tang San. This was a brilliant age, where heroes gathered and prodigies rose together. He awakened his martial soul, the Atlas Spear, with talent comparable to that of Atlas Douluo, who would later suppress the entire era twenty thousand years later. After his martial soul awakened, he was taken in as a disciple by Qian Xunji, becoming Bibi Dong’s junior brother, which was already a heaven-defying start. However, Yun Yuan possessed an even more outrageous cheat. Every time he advanced a realm, his talent would double once more on top of its original foundation. When Yun Yuan achieved the rank of Titled Douluo, possessing talent ten times that of Yun Ming— With a single Atlas Spear, he suppressed the entire era! With one thrust, heaven and earth changed color, and even the gods retreated! … Bibi Dong: What kind of trash is Yu Xiaogang? Is he even worthy to carry shoes for my junior brother? Ah Yin: Yun Yuan, I have the Blue Silver Overlord Spear, and you have the Atlas Spear. As fellow spear users, we are simply a match made in heaven. Qian Xunji: Yun Yuan is the most outstanding disciple of my life. I will betroth my daughter Qian Renxue to him. Tang Hao: Facing Yun Yuan, I lose repeatedly, yet I continue to fight. Since there is Hao, why must there also be Yuan? Tang San: My father was suppressed by Yun Yuan his entire life. Why is it that when it comes to me, I must still be suppressed by him for a lifetime? — Daily updates X2 — For early access: [email protected]/Taichu372
The_Beginning_X · 1.2m Views

Grinding Cultivation Toward Martial Saint

This is a fresh release from the pen of the creator behind "Longevity: Starting from the Qi Tags". Dive in and enjoy the read! --------------------- Jiang Ning transmigrates to a world on the brink of chaos. To preserve himself, he starts training in martial arts with the help of his prior experience, quietly growing stronger. As his martial techniques reach beyond their limits and he gains various abilities, some of which include divine authority. Starting with martial arts, he begins to master divine powers and control innate divine abilities. The Five Animals Fist allows him to cultivate from a beginner to perfection, continuously breaking limits, with each organ storing essence and housing divine spirits. The Vajra Immortal Body gives him an unbreakable body and eternal bones. The Inner Elixir Cultivation Skill promises eternal youth and never-ending vitality. On the day the Martial Saint, who has dominated the world for eight hundred years, strikes at him, Jiang Ning simply smiles. Are you really trying to attack a divine being? When the weapon that once killed gods and immortals falls upon him, he tilts his head slightly, his hair remaining unbroken. His foundation has long since forged an indestructible golden body! The other names of this book are 'While Others Cultivate Martial Arts, I Cultivate Divine Powers!', 'Beginning with Hepatic Experience to Fleshly Sanctification', 'Starting with Martial Arts to Become a God'
Scenery on the river · 2.8m Views