Who Says Healers Can’t Deal Damage? - 少不知事
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Sheng Sheng transmigrated into a romance online-game novel, becoming a cannon-fodder female supporting character with the same name.
This female supporting character was a complete love-brain—every day she only wanted to chase after the male lead, becoming the male god’s devoted simp. In the end, she was eliminated early as cannon fodder and died young.
When Sheng Sheng transmigrated into the story, it just so happened that the original male lead sent her a message:
“I just want to play the game alone. Don’t follow me anymore. It’s really annoying.”
According to the original plot, next the cannon-fodder female supporting character should cry, make a scene, and threaten suicide—doing anything to cling to the male lead.
Sheng Sheng thought for a moment, suddenly realized something, and replied:
“If you contact me again, you’re my third grandson.”
Then she blocked him, reported him, and completed the three-hit combo of basic decency in one seamless package.
Looking at the bright red exclamation mark after the chat window, the original male lead:
“???”
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Earth OL players all felt that the game had to be bugged.
“I want to report this! How can a healer solo a five-man dungeon?!”
“I want to report too! This healer can pin an assassin down in PvP—she’s definitely cheating!”
GM: After investigation, this player shows no abnormal behavior.
All players in the game:
Having no abnormalities is the biggest abnormality, okay?!
As the only healer in the entire game who possesses attack skills, Sheng Sheng quietly hides her achievements and fame.
“Why be a simp? Play the game seriously, earn tons of money, climb to the peak of life, and keep a little wolfdog—doesn’t that sound good?”
A certain little wolfdog:
“Keep me. I’m very cheap. I can even pay you instead.”
Sheng Sheng:
“…Promise me one thing. Don’t be a simp.”
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Notes from the Author / Reading Guide
1V1, HE, sweet and爽 (feel-good) story
Feel-good novel, feel-good novel, feel-good novel — important things are said three times
The author’s brain is not the same as a normal person’s and refuses treatment
A self-indulgent work written to survive a reading slump.
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Let’s part on good terms. Over!