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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Shade_Arjuun · 2.5m Views

Mommy's Only Boy: The Virility Isekai Harem

Yo, meet Alex (or whatever Earth name you vibe with — we can change it). Twenty-six, chronic mommy-issues virgin, porn history 100% MILF category. One tragic Truck-kun fap session later, he wakes up buck-naked in a glowing summoning circle, face buried between the leaking, massive tits of High Priestess Lira — a crimson-haired human MILF goddess-proxy who's been waiting centuries for "the prophesied cock that stands eternal." Turns out, the Demon Lord's ancient curse turned every dude on Materna into limp noodles. No boners. No babies. Just frustrated, powerful, thick-thighed MILFs running everything from kingdoms to adventurer guilds. Society? Matriarchal AF. Reproduction? Basically prayers and magic failed experiments. Then boom — Alex pops a full mast the second Lira's mommy milk hits his tongue. Instant system activation: [Mommy's Favorite Boy System]. His seed? A slow-drip miracle elixir. One creamy load swallowed = tiny permanent stat bump for the lucky MILF (+0.1 strength here, +minor magic regen there). Repeated "doses"? They get noticeably stronger, heal faster, level up smoother. But it's gradual — no overnight goddesses. Gotta earn those mommy gains through filthy, loving sessions. The goddesses (all MILF squad: human priestess, elf arch-matriarch, fox-eared shrine maiden, etc.) summoned him because only he can break the curse by eventually offing the Demon Lord. But first? "Training." Which means getting smothered, ridden, nursed, and milked dry while they coo "Good boy, fill Mommy up~". Comedy gold: Alex tries to act like a hero, but mid-quest his dick betrays him at the sight of a busty tavern widow bending over. Jealous MILFs bicker over who gets "Mommy time" next. Guild receptionists "inspect" his "hero status" way too thoroughly. Demon Lord's minions? Hot MILF succubi who want his seed for evil... or just because. Slow-burn harem incoming: Starts with Lira (human priestess mommy) and maybe one early elf companion. Builds to ~10 total — 2 humans (priestess + maybe a noble widow or strict knight captain MILF), plus fox beastkin, dark elf, dwarf blacksmith mama, dragonkin elder, succubus queen, etc. All dominant, nurturing, kinky mommies with mommy issues reversed — they NEED to pamper and fuck their "good boy" senseless. Expect: Lactation play, facesitting smothering, breeding dirty talk, light mommy-dom (spanking, "cum only when Mommy says"), public risk teases, jealous catfights over creampie rights, system pings like [+0.05 Endurance to Mira from your yummy load!] right after a quickie. Zero rush — early arcs: survival, first awkward fucks, discovering the curse's depth, tiny power-ups, comedy fails (he cums too fast, MILFs tease him mercilessly). This world's salvation depends on Alex nutting in as many powerful MILFs as possible... slowly, hilariously, filthily.
erwinparker · 25.8k Views