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Strictly No OOC! A Demon Lord's Guide to Saving the World (BL)

The cultivation world's greatest enemies just got a new job: Corporate drones at a multiversal repair station. Demon Sovereign Yin Wuwang and Sword Deity Xie Qingyan were seconds away from their final, fatal clash—when the universe froze, a giant hand reached down, and a cranky old man made of ink informed them: "The author got hit by a truck. Now YOU fix the plot holes." Welcome to the SkyMending Station, where abandoned novels go to die—unless someone saves them first. Nine Worlds. Nine Broken Stories. One Impossible Mission. World 1: Ancient Court Intrigue — "Pretend to be mortal enemies. Again." World 2: Modern Crime Thriller — "Solve murders. Fall in love. Not necessarily in that order." World 3: Western Fantasy Adventure — "Dragons, elves, and newlywed energy." World 4: Supernatural Horror Stream — "One of them is now a ghost. It's complicated." World 5: Apocalyptic Card Battle — "Everything hurts and the author hates us." World 6: Cosmic Horror 1920s — "Sanity is optional." World 7: Cozy Ancient Farming Life — "Finally, some peace—WAIT, WHY ARE THERE INLAWS?" World 8: The Wasteland of Abandoned Drafts — "Where deleted characters go." World 9: Reality — "Meet the author. Save the author." With a bargainbin AI assistant whose only suggestion is "kill everyone," mounting debt at the station store, and the constant threat of worldending exposure, these two overpowered cultivators must learn to: Act like the characters they're replacing Fix plots held together by prayers and duct tape NOT accidentally reveal they're actually millenniaold beings of cosmic power And somehow survive working together when one has been secretly in love for three thousand years... and the other has no idea He's loved him across battlefields for three millennia. The other has never even looked twice. Nine worlds might just be enough to change that.
YTL165121 · 5.1k Views

Destiny-Breaking Chaos Sovereign

Heaven decided he should never exist. Born without fate, Ling Canglong was marked as a curse from the moment he drew breath. The clans rejected him, the heavens shunned him, and the Destiny Temple labeled him an “anomaly” that must be erased. Yet where others knelt, he raised his head. When the ancient Chaos Dragon Bone awakens within his body, Ling Canglong becomes something the heavens have feared for countless ages a being who walks outside destiny. Armed with twin sabers that can sever destiny threads, guided by a beast companion that devours fate itself, and supported by loyal brothers and three extraordinary women who choose to walk beside him, he steps onto the warpath. Everywhere he goes, treasures fly into his hands, ancient legacies stir, and forgotten ruins reveal themselves. Every battle he fights shakes the heavens. Every breakthrough he makes defies the natural order. The Destiny Temple unleashes assassins, young masters, celestial geniuses, and entire sect alliances to end him. But the more they suppress him, the more violently he rebounds. From the lowest outer disciple to the peak of all realms… From hunted prey to the hunter of destiny itself… Ling Canglong rises, cutting apart heaven-chosen, crushing sect tyrants, and overturning immortal empires. Because this world’s fate was not written for him so he chooses to write his own. His saber lights split the sky. His dragon soul shakes the cosmos. His name will become a nightmare for the heavens. When destiny blocks his path he cuts destiny. When the heavens reject him he rejects the heavens. This is the rise of the Chaos Dragon who walks outside fate.
grimixtales · 9.7k Views

Dual Cultivation: Gathering SSS-Rank Wives in the Cultivation World

« MATURE CONTENT » I was supposed to check my stats. Instead, I checked my sins. One scroll through the system notifications and I realized I’d made the dumbest, hottest, most catastrophic mistake in cultivation history: [Heir Conception Confirmed: All three blessed wives have been Impregnanted.] [Gestation: 3 months. Offspring inherit 50% divine bloodline + maternal elemental affinities.] [Legacy Skill Unlocked: Imperial Seed – Children born at Core Formation minimum. Twins/Triplets chance +70%.] Translation? I bred the maid who poisoned me, the archer who swore she’d never kneel, and the ice queen who hadn’t even been kissed… in one night. Now they’re all carrying little demigods—and Heaven just flagged me as Calamity Incarnate. I wanted a quiet moment to breathe. Heaven handed me a countdown. 3… 2… 1… The sky split like a bad promise. Tribulation clouds boiled over the horizon, rings within rings, and every ring had my name carved into it. Lightning didn’t just flash—it wrote scripture across the firmament, every stroke a sentence: Zhao Tianlong, Calamity Incarnate. And behind me, three heartbeats answered in perfect sync. "Husband, stand back; you should save your energy to fight us in bed..." I glanced at the notifications again, just to suffer. [Heaven’s Will: Surveillance Active. Concealment: Impossible.] [Designation: Catastrophe-Grade Variable. Tribulation: Immediate.] [Bonus Condition Detected: Three Heroines Pregnant. Difficulty Multiplier: x10.] [Note: Heaven disapproves of speedrunning destiny via breeding.] "H-husband, why is the sky thundering..." "The clouds seem to be darkening with concentrated Qi." "It's like it is spreading across the land to take you on, Tianlong." I almost laughed. Almost. My naive wives, they can’t see how the clouds look beautiful, like a beautiful woman. "Hah… I make fountains out of heavenly beauties with my thing," I spat, a chuckle forming while getting disgusted, cute, lovely glares from my heavenly wives. "So if even Heaven itself dares to spread her legs at me, all she’ll do is scream louder," I said, lifting my middle finger towards the sky with a grin that almost ruined my hot husband image in front of my wives. "Tch, perverted bastard... I will just fight." "Ahem, yes, standing beside him might corrupt me." "H-husband... I-I will go fight too... you are embarrassing me..." They stepped beside me—left, right, and one half a pace ahead. Unaware that their sway of hips and jiggles of melons were too distracting. "...." I could only look at three of my beauties, thinking how they are different than last night, but again it appears I might have to corrupt them more. "So, shall we begin the journey of Dual Cultivation?" No NTR, No Yuri
Idiocrat · 816.7k Views

Mirror in the Dust

In the 170th year of Yong’an of the Great Wei Dynasty, a secret scandal broke out within a princely household, one that shook both the imperial court and the immortal sects alike. The only son of the Northern Garrison Prince, infamous throughout the realm as utterly worthless and rotten to the core, was in truth the lowly son of a stable slave, switched at birth years ago by the Demonic Sect. The real heir, meanwhile, turned out to be a true disciple of a Sage, newly appointed top Scholar, having already cultivated a breath of Righteous Qi of the Vast Heavens. For a time, all of Great Wei erupted in jubilation. People everywhere congratulated the princely household on rectifying the origin and returning to the source, on finally recovering their qilin-born prodigy. ....... “Yeah, it really is worth celebrating, if only this so-called fake heir weren’t me.” Gu Fangchen faced the Northern Garrison Prince and the true heir who had come to confront him, then glanced at the randomly assigned profession hovering above his head: [Emperor (1 day)] [Skill One: Mandate of Heaven (Passive)] [Skill Two: Power of Life and Death (Active)] That year, the Northern Garrison Princess Consort was still gentle as water, doting on her child to the point of indulgence. The Eldest Princess was cold as frost, proud and aloof, a single smile worth a fortune. The Younger Princess was sweet, foolishly adorable, obsessed with heroic young knights, and most of all despised shameless villains. The Grand Princess struck fear across battlefields as a peerless war god. The female State Preceptor could overturn clouds and rain with a mere turn of her hand. The moment Gu Fangchen opened his eyes, he knew it: He had transmigrated to become an emperor. Those who follow me shall prosper. Those who oppose me shall perish.
ExoEight_ · 2k Views

Martial Spirits: Awakening the Nine-Headed Hydra

The world saw a common weed. The Heavens saw a God-Tier catastrophe. After a fatal accident on Earth, Zhao Chen is reborn into the Azure World—a realm where martial spirits define one's destiny and soul rings are the currency of power. He awakens as the son of a prominent merchant family, but his rebirth comes with a duality that would terrify the strongest Soul Sages: the Apex Assistance System and the Nine-Headed Hydra, a God-Tier martial spirit capable of devouring the very essence of the world. To the public, Zhao Chen is a "Hard-Worker" talent with a lowly Thorny Crawling Vine. He plays the role of the humble merchant’s son to perfection, hiding his true cultivation behind layers of System-generated Spiritual Masking. While the geniuses of the Heavenly Pattern Academy flaunt their golden soul rings and noble lineages, Zhao Chen moves through the shadows, using his "weak" vines to systematically drain the life force of high-tier beasts and arrogant rivals alike. But the Hydra is hungry. To awaken its eight dormant heads, Zhao Chen must consume the most refined spiritual energies the empire has to offer. Now, as he enters the prestigious Academy, Zhao Chen must navigate a lethal game of chess against Soul Kings and suspicious Senior Sisters. In a hierarchy built on visibility, his greatest weapon is his invisibility. He doesn't seek to reach the top of the rankings—he seeks to remain the hidden predator beneath them. Because when the mask finally slips, and the ninth head awakens, the Azure World won't be looking for a genius to lead them. They will be praying for a monster to spare them. "I am not here to stand beneath the sun. I am here to decide when it sets." Author's Note: This is inspired heavily by Douluo Dalu. Read at your own discretion.
Riverside_Clouds · 10.7k Views

My Inner Thought is Exposed! The Villain Family Defy Their Fate!

Yun Wanqing transmigrated into a book and became the pitiful and short-lived cannon fodder sister of the vicious female supporting character in the story. Thinking about the tragic fate awaiting her family, Yun Wanqing cried out in her heart. "Mother, you kindly took in the cousin, yet she covets my father and wants to become his concubine. Soon, she will harm you to death~" "Father, you were set up by the female protagonist, and after your death, your head was displayed on the enemy’s city wall to be scorched by the sun, becoming Da Wu Country’s shame~" "Elder sister is the female protagonist, but her fortune is taken away, turning her into a vicious female supporting character. Later, she is abandoned by her fiancé and tortured to death by the female protagonist’s suitors~" "Elder brother, a virtuous and noble gentleman, is betrayed by friends, ending up blind, deaf, and fighting with dogs for food in the streets~" "Second brother, a demonic prodigy, loses his memory overnight, is picked up by the female protagonist, and becomes her lapdog, helping her kill Seventh Uncle and his beloved. Ultimately, his beloved dies in his arms, and he draws his sword to kill himself." "As for me, well, I was shot through the heart by ten thousand arrows along with Seventh Uncle!!!" Later, Yun Wanqing astonishingly discovers that the family’s character settings have collapsed. Mother dealt with the cousin in advance, father wasn’t killed, elder sister married the Emperor and became his only beloved in the harem. Elder brother was the first to betray his friend, second brother married his beloved, and even Seventh Uncle wasn’t a major antagonist, but instead became the most sought-after eligible bachelor among the noble women in the capital. As for her, she was cherished and pampered by the entire family. Yun Wanqing was baffled, how did the whole villainous family change their fate against the heavens? The plot has collapsed way too absurdly, hasn’t it? Did she transmigrate into a fake book?
Yun Ling Xi · 396.7k Views