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I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
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Warhammer 30k/40k: We are Alpharius

Warhammer: We Are All Alpharius Before you lies the Emperor, who existed long before humanity's first city was built. He loved his fellow humans; throughout history, he silently amassed knowledge and protected his race. He foresaw humanity's progress, embodying various roles throughout different eras. After experiencing the Golden Age, the Dark Age, and the Age of Strife among the stars, humanity once again entered the Age of Empire. In the 798th year of the 30th Millennium, humanity once again united under one banner: the joint rulers of Holy Terra and Mars, the protectors of the Imperium of Man, the immortal Emperor! The Emperor began the Great Crusade to conquer the stars! This was the best of times, and the worst of times! Powerful Primarchs, once lost, returned one after another, forming Legions to join the Great Crusade. A time-traveling soul united with the 20th Primarch, Omegon. From then on, Alpharius Omegon became the name of both one and two people. Alpharius Omegon was both the first and the last Primarch to return, or had he already returned? No, actually... "You are Alpharius, I am Alpharius, we are all Alpharius!" "Long live Hydra!" ____________________ [RAW: 战锤:我们都是阿尔法瑞斯] __________________ Themes: #Warhammer30K #GreatCrusade #PreHorusHeresy #GrimdarkUniverse #PoliticalIntrigue #PsychologicalWarfare #AlternateHistory #DualityOfMan #FateAndFreeWill #PowerAndSacrifice --- Main Character Traits: #TransmigratorProtagonist #PrimarchReincarnation #EmpireBuilder #MilitaryStrategy #VisionaryLeader #TacticalGenius #CunningButKind #CompassionateYetRuthless #CharismaticCommander #MasterManipulator #AntiheroMC #HiddenIdentity #BrotherhoodAndLoyalty --- Setting & Lore: #EmperorOfMankind #ImperiumOfMan #AlphaLegion #Alpharius #Omegon #HydraDominatus #PreHeresyExpansion #EmpireManagement #TimeTravel #WarhammerMultiverse #IntelligentCivilizationBuilding #GodlikeProtagonist #MaleLead
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Warhammer 40K: The Emperor's Raven

Warhammer 40k- Novel Summary In the closing days of the Unification Wars, Terra bled, but it did not break. The Primarchs, scattered by forces beyond comprehension, had yet to return. And above the battered ruins of Old Earth, the Emperor brooded—not in defeat, but in calculation. Then came the Raven. It did not speak in tongues, nor did it sing of prophecy. It arrived in silence, draped in shadow, a creature forged by time itself. Bound by the threads of fate to beings of consequence, it alighted upon the Emperor’s shoulder and whispered: “Come. The stars alone are no longer enough.” The being we would call the Emperor listened. In that moment, the Great Crusade was reborn—not as mere reclamation of lost human worlds, but as a conquest of the very multiverse itself. Through the Raven, the Master of Mankind came to harvest the secrets of alien realities, forging them into weapons of divine potency: The Gene Engine – Super God Gene Universe Protoss Psi-Tech & Phase Crystals – Koprulu Sector (StarCraft) Death Star Superlaser Array – Star Wars Galaxy Etheric Phase Engine – Stellaris Continuum All Spark Matrix – Cybertronian Machine-Wars (Transformers) Dimensional Blade Systems – Trisolaris Incident (Three-Body Universe) From these alien truths, the Emperor wrought a new Imperium—not one of fragile belief, but of absolute power. Now, across the untold skeins of time and space, the Aquila of Mankind was raised across worlds both known and newly conquered. The human empire, reborn with stolen fire from alien stars and distant realities, marched as a steel tide across the multiverse. Worlds fell. Gods screamed. Reality bent beneath the boot of Mankind. And amidst the chorus of dying galaxies, the Raven — bearer of prophecy, wanderer of fates, tilted its head as warp-light flickered across its feathers. “I only wanted to show the Golden One the stars,” it murmured. “How could I have known he’d see it as a call to war?” From the ruins of utopias and the corpses of tyrants, the Emperor declared: “Let it be known: All that exists shall kneel before the Imperium of Mankind or will be turned to dust.” -------------- [Raw: 战锤:帝皇的渡鸦使者 ] #Warhammer40K #Fanfiction #SciFi #Multiverse #Grimdark #Crossover #EmpireBuilding #GalacticConquest #OverpoweredProtagonist #GodlikeMC #AlternateUniverse #MaleLead #MilitaryStrategy #Action #DarkFantasy #SystemElements #NonHumanMC #Reincarnation #TimeTravel #CosmicHorror #AlienTechnology #TechnologyWarfare #DimensionalTravel #MythicScale #EpicSaga #UniversalDomination
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Warhammer 30K/40K: The Ascension of Flesh - 11th Primarch

From Warhammer 30K: Flesh Ascendant [“When a 40k fan from the 21st century awakens as the Eleventh Primarch, evolution itself becomes the Imperium’s last weapon against the gods.”] Under the lure of the Four Ruinous Powers, the Empire fractures from within. The Horus Heresy looms, and the fate of Mankind drifts toward despair. Yet all is not lost. A soul from the 21st century awakens within the Eleventh Primarch. His name: Francis Crick. Armed with radical intellect and a body sculpted by evolution itself, he shall preserve the Imperium— and lead it into a new era. What others think of him: The Emperor: “...Annoyance.” Constantine Valdor: “He is everything that stands against my master’s design. And he is a vengeful bastard.” Leman Russ: “I hope Father doesn’t hear what he’s saying.” Horus: “I... trusted... him.” Fulgrim: “A shame. He is not with us.” Angron: “He... is... my brother.” Perturabo: “He is unexpected.” Ferrus Manus: “I... quite like him.” Sanguinius: “He is a little different—but my patron.” Lion El’Jonson: “He speaks truth.” Guilliman: "Sometimes, I can't tell whether he is jesting or saying most traitorus thing in Imperium." Alpharius: “He is unpredictable.” Alpharius Omegon: “...” Mortarion: "That cunning decieving Bastard" The Adeptus Custodes: “He dabbles in xeno-technocraft. Were it not for the Emperor’s word, our spears would have already found his heart.” Others: “...No comment.” What the Dark Gods say: Tzeentch, the Lord of Change: “He was not in my design.” Khorne, the Blood God: “Why does he not even acknowledge me?” Nurgle, the Lord of Decay: “How admirable... he drinks all that I pour forth.” Slaanesh, the Prince of Excess: “I cannot bear the sight of him...” Confronted by horrors beyond mortal comprehension, Francis Crick speaks but a single line: “Is this all you have to offer?” _______________ [RAW: 从战锤30K开始血肉飞升] __________________ #Warhammer30K #Action #Military #SciFi #WarAndStrategy #Grimdark #Psychological #ScienceFantasy #CosmicHorror #Reincarnation #LostPrimarch #GeneEvolution #Bioengineering #Transhumanism #Fleshcraft #ForbiddenScience #TechnologicalAscension #XenoTechnology #BiologicalAscension #PrimarchPhysiology #ChaosGods #Daemons #BeginningOf-HeresyEra #ImperiumOfMan #WarpCorruption #ForbiddenKnowledge #SecretProjects #AlternatePrimarch #ManVsChaos #RiseOfNewImperium#Deceptive #VengefulProtagonist #Prankster #Ragebaiter #Antihero #CunningStrategist #Brotherhood #MorallyGray #QuirkyScientist #ManipulativeButLoyal #RebellionAgainstFate #ScienceVsFaith #BrotherhoodThroughConflict #QuestioningDivinity #EvolutionOfHumanity #OrderThroughMutation #AlternateHistory #WarhammerFanfiction #LostLegion #SmartMC #GalaxySpanningWar
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