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I'm Trying To Go Broke, So Why Do I Keep Getting Richer?!

Leo had a problem. Don't be like Leo! It wasn't that he was poor. It wasn't that he was unlucky. It was that he had been cursed, or blessed by the Accidental Tycoon System. The rules were deceptively simple. Any money he lost on an investment would be returned to him, doubled. And any money he gained, aside from system reimbursement couldn't be used by him on himself. His life's new mission was crystal clear. He had to go bankrupt. In a high-tech world of S-Rank Heroes, magic, and newly-contacted alien civilizations, this should have been the easiest thing to achieve in the galaxy. He just had to become the biggest, most spectacular loser the universe had ever seen. So, he tried. Oh, how he tried... He threw billions at publishing a dungeon guide written by a 10-year-old. The maps were in crayon, and it listed the final boss as a Big Grumpy Badger. [Breaking: New S-Rank dungeon called 'The Whispering Labyrinth' appears! All high-tech mapping drones fail. A lost F-Rank porter used the crayon guide... and it's 100% accurate. The final boss is a 50-foot divine badger. The Galactic Union has declared the guide a 'holy text' for exploration!] He bought the galaxy's most useless moon, planning to build a 'Museum of Paint'. [Alert: Ancient magical ley-lines discovered under the moon's surface! It's the only place in the universe that can safely grow the 'Star-Lotus,' the key ingredient for immortality!] To the Intergalactic Hero's Guild, the Magic Academies, and the Alien Federations, Leo was the god of investment whose every move was like 5D chess that ordinary people couldn't understand. Heroes would soar with his sponsorship. Alien emperors offered him their daughters' hands in marriage for a single 'tip'. But Leo just stared at his bank account, which now displayed his wealth that he couldn't use on himself, with tears streaming down his face. "Please," he cried, "I'm trying to fail! Why won't you just let me be poor?!"
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CYBERPUNK: CAN I INSTALL GAME MODS?

Rocky, who traveled to the cyberpunk Night City, accidentally discovered that he could install modules for the world. Since then, Night City has had a living devil and five legends. ps: Heroine Lucy + Rebecca ... Arasaka Intelligence Files [Ascending Technology Special Operations Team] Archive Overview: [Team leader: L, runs an underground clinic in Night City and is also a freelance mercenary in Night City. He is equipped with the most advanced exoskeleton mecha of Ascension Technology and is extremely dangerous. The first sighting record appeared in an underground clinic in Watson District in 2073. There is no earlier intelligence information. Team members: Jack, when he was young, was a gang member of the Valorantino gang in the Highwood area. He later became a free mercenary in Night City. In 2074, he met the captain and led him to join the ranks of mercenaries. V, former deputy director of the Arasaka counterintelligence department, defected to Arasaka in 2076 and joined the team. Please note that intelligence shows that this person has multiple high-intensity cyber modifications all over his body, and the risk of cyberpsychosis cannot be estimated! If you come into contact with him, please be vigilant at all times. David Martinez, a former student of Arasaka Academy, dropped out and joined the team in 2076. He is the same as V mentioned in the intelligence, with a highly modified body and equipped with multiple terrifying cyber weapons. Lucy, suspected defector to Arasaka network hacker... Rebecca, former member of Night City's Mann Team... Special Notes: The prosthetics and weapons equipped by this team are mostly cutting-edge technologies that have not been circulated by the mysterious armed technology company "Ascend Technology". Their effectiveness and power are unknown, and most of them are extremely dangerous, so please be careful when handling them! ] ---------------------------- If you want to support me: patreon.com/TripleCrown07
TripleCrown · 248.4k Views