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Help! I’m the Holy Son With a Demonic Bloodline!

I died while rage-pulling in a mobile gacha game. One moment I was yelling, “JUST GIVE ME THE FIVE-STAR WAIFU, YOU GREEDY PIXEL PIMP!” And the next— my phone exploded with the power of ten thousand failed pulls. Darkness. Silence. Regret. When I opened my eyes again… I was not in Heaven. Not in Hell. I was in Peak Plot Armor Territory— the Sacred Heaven Sect, the number-one righteous sect known for two things: — Crushing demons — Crushing people they think look like demons (very important distinction) Also, I had somehow become their Holy Son. Yes—that Holy Son. The one so handsome the flowers bloom. The one so elegant the heavens weep. The one so arrogant he has his own personal lightning strike counter. Great! Except— This particular Holy Son is also famous for being: — A tutorial boss with too much eyeliner — Rude to everyone — A plot device — And extremely good at dying (usually in public, usually loudly) I was basically a handsome piñata for the protagonist to beat up. But before I could say “return policy,” a cold mechanical voice echoed inside my mind: [Luck Plundering System Online] Newbie Gift Pack: SUPER ILLEGAL DEMONIC BLOODLINE — ‘Abyssal Monarch Physique’ Translation: “Congratulations! You are now a walking death sentence in a righteous sect. Good luck not getting executed!” I checked the sect rules. Rule #1: No demons. Rule #2: Seriously, no demons. Rule #3: If you think you might be a demon, please report yourself so we can kill you politely. Wonderful. Now I, the Holy Son beloved by thousands of female disciples, was secretly a demon lord starter pack with a system whose main function is: [STEAL LUCK] AKA “rob everyone blind and become the reason Heaven files a complaint.” So what do I do? Oh, you know: Steal opportunities, Hijack destiny, Third-party loot everything, Bulldoze plot armor, And— ahem collect female leads like Pokémon cards. Protagonist blessed by the heavens? Sorry, bro. Your luck is now my pocket change. Righteous elders? Fuel for my stats. Beautiful fairies, saintesses, fox spirits, sword maidens? I will save them. I will protect them. I will absolutely not let them join the protagonist’s harem. In this cultivation world, luck decides everything. So I’ll just take everyone’s. After all— I am the Holy Son they bow to… and the Demon King they’d definitely murder if they found out. --------------------- » DISCLAIMER BEFORE YOU ENTER THE CHAOTIC CULTIVATION UNIVERSE « This novel contains: • A system that steals luck harder than my ex stole peace • A Holy Son who is holy in title and demonic everywhere else • Senior sisters who are one flirt away from forming a cult • Some protagonists destined to be bullied • And plot armor getting mugged in dark alleys Side effects of reading may include: • Spontaneous laughter • Sudden desire to bully protagonists • Questioning your life choices • Wanting a system of your own (please don’t) (If you lose IQ points while reading, that’s a feature, not a bug.) Proceed at your own risk. The abyss is waiting, and it brought snacks.
Suryaputra_Karna01 · 1.6k Views

Reverend Insanity: The Goody Two-Shoes System

Man is the spirit of all things, and gu are the refined fragments of the Great Dao. The ambition which blooms with the spring's morning breeze withers at the call of autumn's night. The accumulation of five hundred years - triumphs and failures - will be naught but ash with dawn's first light. The rising of the sun bathes the mountains in golden flame, but 'tis sunset upon the demon's time. The demonic overlord, Fang Yuan, is cornered by his enemies after word gets out that he refined the Spring Autumn Cicada - a gu worm rumored to be capable of having a chance at sending one back in time but demands a terrifying price in return - the user's entire existence! With no hope of escape, in desperation, Fang Yuan uses the Spring Autumn Cicada which miraculously lives up to its name and sends him back in time. And now, he's back in Gu Yue Village as a fifteen-year-old ready to use his knowledge of the future to conquer the world... but there's something wrong. Something is quite different this time around. What's with this new notification that keeps popping up in his view? It calls itself 'The Goody Two-Shoes System.' It also starts giving him quests to complete. "Help Fang Zheng gain his confidence back!" - get a Green Copper Relic Gu! "Help your friends refine their gu worms!" - have your aptitude raised by 2%! All of these rewards and quests before him, why are they trying to convert this demonic overlord to the path of righteousness? And aren't some of these quests kind of... sus? Why does marrying Bai Ning Bing give him an immortal gu? Whatever, anything for benefits! This is a fanfiction based on Gu Zhen Re's work 'Reverend Insanity' known in Chinese as 蛊真人 or 'Gu Taoist Master'. I don't own the rights to the original work. 'Gu' in the context of this story are mystical insects that have various powers and are the basis of the world's cultivation system.
Drechenaux · 1.6m Views

My Father is a Peerless Powerhouse

To go against an unstoppable force, you need an immovable object. "Haotian, always remember, whether it be a Great Emperor or Immortal Emperor, your father is the only backing you'll ever need." ---------- There are countless characters in a eastern fantasy novel, from the heroic protagonists to the villainous antagonists, from the talented supporting characters to the arrogant side characters. The most dazzling existences in a eastern fantasy novel are naturally the protagonists who rose from rock-bottom to a position as high as the sky and the antagonists who were born with a silver spoon, always trying to bring down the protagonist only to lose everything in the end. Some antagonists go against fate to change their destiny, surpassing the protagonists to become supreme beings revered by all, while some protagonists descent down into the path of evil and tyranny, becoming beings even more terrifying than the original antagonists. There are even instances where supporting characters and side characters, to change their fates, end up in the shoes of protagonists and antagonists. But there is one more kind of character in every eastern fantasy. A background character, who only has a few appearances and is usually the lackey of a third rate antagonist. Such a character only exists to get slapped in the face by the newly risen protagonist, and is later on abandoned by the antagonist. And it seems that I, Ji Tianyu, have become the father of one such character. Fortunately, I possess the Peerless Powerhouse System, and as long as my son offends powerful experts, I can obtain the same cultivation base as them. In addition to that, I can also exchange for talents, treasures, techniques, and many other precious things with Fortune Points obtained from my son suppressing those Children of Destiny, the protagonists and antagonists. A background character does not have any cheats, no great backing, and neither heaven defying talent. But what if the father of one such background character is a peerless powerhouse who's origins are unknown and limits nowhere to be found? ---------- My name is Ji Haotian, and I'm the young master of the Ji Mansion in a small county city of the Great Jing Dynasty. I have never seen my mother, and my father's origins are mysterious, which makes him a respectable figure in the city. Lately, my father has been acting strange ever since the former young master of the Su Mansion regained his cultivation. However, one day, he told me something that shattered my entire worldview. As it turns out, my father is a peerless powerhouse! ---------- Author's Note - English is not my first language, and the cover image is not mine. I'm also not a native of China, so there might be some errors.
DaoUltimateSage · 33.1k Views

AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.
YatogamiSakuya · 561.4k Views