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Troublemaker’s Guide to Immortality

#NoCP Yun Jin was supposed to die—a forgettable cannon fodder chewed up by the plot to make the real heroine shine. But after centuries of grinding through infinite worlds as a system’s lackey, she’s back, armed with a golden finger that’s anything but conventional. Meet the "Super Simplified System." Its goal? Make cultivation stupidly easy. Problem? To keep it running, Yun Jin needs emotional fuel—and the more chaos she causes, the more points she gets. —Trying to meditate? Simplified. Now she absorbs qi by… snacking on sunflower seeds. —Sect elders preaching discipline? Oops. She just yawned mid-lecture—+500 Emotion Value. —Destined to be a nobody? Not today. Every outraged gasp, every baffled stare—power-ups in disguise. Between accidentally trolling the entire cultivation world and rewriting her "doormat" destiny, Yun Jin’s counterattack is a masterclass in productive pandemonium. Who needs hard work when you can harvest rage, confusion, and sheer disbelief—and call it cultivation? Chaos. Comedy. Comeuppance. (And maybe, just maybe, world domination.) === English Original Title:《Junior sister's cultivation method is not scientific》 (Note: Title adapted for tone and readability while preserving the story’s core themes.) --- If you enjoy this translation and want to support me, you can do so by donating or subscribing here: https://patreon.com/rikhi https://ko-fi.com/rikhi
Reiya_Alberich · 1m Views

Stealing Luck from the Heavenly Dao's Favorite

(Possibly a yuri romance, I'm not sure yet as this story still serializing. The hint of it was on ch 632) Wei Yunxi transmigrated into the novel she was reading—great, right? Wrong. She's now the tragic female supporting character who exists solely to prop up the flawless heroine, her half-sister Wei Yuqing. The original Yunxi handed over treasures, resources, and even her own cultivation, only to die horribly in the end. Nope. Not happening this time. Yunxi has a new motto: If it's mine, I'm keeping it. No more playing ATM for the heroine. Especially since Yuqing is the Heavenly Dao's Darling—blessed with insane luck. Try to steal her opportunities? The universe just hands her a better one. Oppose her? Heavenly lightning says bonk. But Yunxi isn't completely helpless. First, she snatches the mahogany plaque—her golden finger—right from under Yuqing's nose. Boom! Instant cheat code: a cross-dimensional chat group filled with overpowered allies from the apocalypse, interstellar world, and even the divine realm. Now, Yunxi can trade resources, scheme, and finally fight back. Too bad the heroine (and the male lead?) won't stop clinging to her. What part of "I'm not your personal loot box" do they not understand? === English Original Title:《Holding the space chat group, the cannon fodder female supporting role ascended》 (Note: Title adapted for tone and readability while preserving the story’s core themes.) Status: Serializing --- If you enjoy this translation and want to support me, you can do so by donating or subscribing here: https://patreon.com/rikhi https://ko-fi.com/rikhi
Reiya_Alberich · 1m Views

You, a Druid, Are Going to Practice Cultivation?

Translation by EkkoTheDemon —— 【Druid + Cultivation + Farming + Beast Taming】 The Incident: You have transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, yet you have obtained the Druid profession from a Western fantasy world! And then... 【Wild Shape】 Transform into the Sea-Riling Flood Dragon, the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wield the power of primordial divine beasts! 【Animal Companion】 Form a contract with the Nine-Colored Deer to share the talent 「Nine-Colored Holy Spirit」! Contract Empress Shiji to share the talent 「Golden Stone Physique」! 【Summon Treant】 Have you ever seen a Treant warrior stronger than a divine beast? Fusang Tree Warriors, Bodhi Tree Warriors... transform and strike! From that moment on, a gradually preposterous Druid Cultivator appeared... Enemy: "There is something seriously wrong with you as a cultivator! Who on earth cultivates like that?" Bystander: "What? He is the man who started with a single box of bees and ended up building the strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the Immortal Realm?" Qi Ping: "This is the correct way to play a Druid!" —— 【The False Druid】 Hiding in primordial forests + contracting wild leopards and bears + transforming into Bear-Droids and Cat-Droids + nurturing ancient wood warriors... 【The True Druid】 Natural Sanctuary + Emerald Dream = The strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the cultivation world! Contracting the Nine-Colored Elk, the Qilin Divine Beast, the Ancient Heavenly Phoenix... and the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox! Transforming into the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wielding the power of primordial divine beasts! Nurturing million-year-old Fusang Wood, the Heaven-Reaching World Tree, Calamity-Averting Bamboo... and Bodhi Tree Warriors! —— Currently contracted animal companions: Golden Marrow Bees, Li-Fire Crow, Immortal-Baffling Spirit Fox, Hundred-Eyed Flower Demon, Primordial Stone Essence, Three-Colored Deer... (For every animal companion contracted, an additional Spirit Beast Talent can be shared!) —— Original Title: "The Farming Druid of the Cultivation World, Starting from Bee-Keeping"
EkkoTheDemon · 52.1k Views