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Pokémon: Mercenary I'm Evil!

Reincarnation never quite plays out the way it should. In China, it’s revenge-thirsty lunatics. In Korea, it’s endless bully dramas. In Japan—well, best not to speak of the Rule 34 fallout. But in this timeline, Anansi Dredd isn’t bound by cliché. Reborn into the Pokémon world, he vows not to be another tragic hero or destined savior. No, he will be the greatest mercenary alive—a mastermind feared across regions, breaker of hearts, corrupter of ideals, and have a team on Pokémon that speaks only power! Plus Ultra to face! He is also completely unhinged. Anansi: “Behold, Ashlyn! My Anti-Wound-Inator! With this machine I will bankrupt the healthcare industry, topple overpriced insurance plans, and heal every last stubbed toe in the Dark Town AREA!!!!” Ashlyn: “…Why would you—” Anansi: “Silence overly attractive raven beauty! You see, years ago I was denied treatment at a hospital because my coverage was ‘ineligible.’ That day, they created their worst enemy! Now, with the combined might of three Chansey's, two Miltanks, a Ditto, and… yes, even Dr. Beedrill, I shall unleash Full Regen (invented by me) upon this cursed economy!” Ashlyn blinks. Brock and Misty exchange looks. Pikachu is trying kill Anansi Pikachu by chocking him with her tail. The smug prick is always taunting her. This is no ordinary reincarnation tale. This is the legend of Anansi Dredd: mercenary, madman, and mastermind whose only real goal is to make everyone else question why fate brought him here in the first place.
NwaAnasi · 5k Views

Drop Your Pants, Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum woke up feeling totally normal, until the door creaked open and his mom slipped into the room wearing nothing but a smile. She climbed into bed beside him, warm and soft, and with gentle, cheerful certainty took his virginity while whispering, “This is how every Ketchum boy officially becomes a man~” Still half-asleep, mind spinning in total confusion, Ash somehow managed to dress and stumble his way to Professor Oak’s lab. The professor just chuckled and gestured to the three starter Pokémon waiting on the table. “Time to choose your partner, Ash. Drop your pants and let them inspect you properly. They’ll only follow a trainer they like.” Ash barely made it to Route 1 before Misty came, face red with fury… “You destroyed my favorite vibrating cycle!” she shouted. “Until you replace it, you’re screwing me every single day, no negotiation!” Officer Jenny rolled up on her motorcycle, “Routine ID check, kid.” She leaned over the handlebars, smirk sharp. “Not that Pokédex. I need to see your lower ID. Pants. Down.” Every Nurse Joy at every Pokémon Center greeted him with the exact same sultry grin: “Pokémon need healing? Then heal your Nurse Joy first, right here on the counter.” By the time the sun started dipping low, Ash stood in the middle of the route, pants literally around his ankles… He threw his hands up and screamed at the sky: WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD WANT TO SEE MY DICK?! IS THIS WHAT BEING A POKÉMON MASTER MEANS NOW?!
C0DX · 20.9k Views

Pokemon: Making pokemon stronger through happiness

[Pokémon + Happiness System + Daily Farming + Battles + Invincibility + Laid-Back Life] After transmigrating into a parallel Pokémon world and living there for eighteen years, Hayashi Kaede finally reaches a major turning point in life. Just as he's forced to decide between becoming a Trainer or inheriting his late parents' Breeding House, the long-awaited Joyful Pokemon System finally activates. As long as he makes Pokémon happy, he receives rewards. Starting off with the god-tier Breeder profession and the divine Evergreen Power, Hayashi Kaede doesn't hesitate—he chooses to inherit the Breeding House and become a full-time Breeder. And then... [Detected increase in Feebas’s Pleasure Value — Reward: Advanced Energy Block Formula (Qualification Boost), Perfect-Grade Beautiful Scales, x10 Magical Candies] [Detected increase in Snivy’s Pleasure Value — Reward: Trait Development Energy Block Formula!] [Detected increase in Gardevoir’s Pleasure Value — Reward: Superpower unlocked!] [Detected increase in Alolan Vulpix’s Pleasure Value — Reward: …] Before he knows it, his once-quiet Breeding House becomes a sensation. Its reputation spreads far and wide. Even mythical and legendary Pokémon begin arriving of their own accord. Mewtwo: "I was searching for the meaning of my existence… and now I’ve found it." Groudon: "What?! I can learn to fly… here?!" But it’s not just Pokémon who come. Powerful Trainers begin arriving too, challenging Hayashi Kaede to test their strength against his mysterious Pokémon team. Hayashi Kaede: "Have the challengers arrived?" Butler Rotom: "Reporting in, Rotom! Elite Four Champion Lance’s three Dragonites were all knocked out by the gatekeeper — Ice Ninetales!" Note: This is a Pokemon fanfic translation Support me and enjoy advance chapters at: www.patréon.com/Skykritze. You can also support me by donating to https://ko-fi.com/skykritze. (Ko-fi) Early access chapters posted in patréon if you want to read ahead. Thanks for all the great support and please vote if you like the story! Creation is hard, cheer me up!
Skykritze · 1.5m Views

Pokémon: Above the Top

#slow-temporal #high-density-events ------------------------------------------------ Once a tool for killing, his previous life had been one of solitude, his strength nothing more than a weapon wielded by others. When he was granted a second chance, his only wish was to escape that fate, find his lost companions and grow stronger for himself. Now Sato wants more. The ultimate illusion, blurring reality and fantasy! - Zoroark "Fear comes from within the heart." - Gengar The pride of pseudo-legendaries cannot be desecrated! - Tyranitar Poison at its peak turns naturally adorable~ - Ariados Even without wings, I can still fly! - Sharpedo The more underlings I have, the stronger I become! - Houndoom Acting cute is never an option. - Umbreon If you love me, hug me! - Cacturne What to Expect: This fic is a story about our MC, Sato, not a tale of saving the world and defeating villains. It’s focused on Sato, while in the background the world continues to develop on its own. Since he has been part of the Pokémon world from the very beginning, he doesn’t have that complex of “defeating the villains,” nor does the story need him to reach an ending. It’s a story about the classic Pokémon Journey, Pokémon, adventures, friends, certain responsibilities, and maybe a little bit of love… Don’t expect every villain from the anime or games to have a “conclusion,” or for "every" event from the “canon” to happen here. So just sit back, enjoy the ride, and let yourself be carried away by the adventure… This story is meant to be savored! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer. This fanfic is an translation of the original work "精灵之山巅之上" by the author 邙月. All rights to the original work belong to its creator. If the original author wishes for the translation to be removed, I will gladly comply. The cover image not mine. I have made every effort to credit the original artist, but the artist is unknown or not credited properly. If you are the rightful owner and would like it removed. I will take it down promptly.
Romeloff · 3.3m Views