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How to be a better vampire

Meet Annabelle—not a legendary vampire queen, but a remarkably unlucky one who's been fumbling through her undead life for 300 years. Her list of "accomplishments" includes: trying to use telekinesis on a ketchup bottle only to launch herself across the room, getting stuck in a chimney mid-bat-transformation because she forgot to watch her diet, and most damning of all—she possesses a secret, undeniable craving for garlic bread! After being voted the "Least Intimidating Nosferatu of the Year" by her local vampire community, Annabelle receives an ultimatum: if she fails her next proficiency evaluation, she'll be exiled to the Arctic to feed on seal blood (Seal blood! The horror!). In a desperate bid to save her comfortable (and picky) palate, Annabelle enrolls in a mandatory "Elite Vampire Refresher Course," run by the ancient, notoriously fastidious, and perfectionist vampire Lord Vladimir. Her fellow students are a motley crew of misfits: a painfully shy vampire girl who faints at the sight of humans before she can even attempt to bite them, and a gamer vampire dude whose only desire is to turn someone into his thrall so they can grind his in-game levels for him. Their curriculum is absurdly unhelpful: · "Elegant Flight 101: Avoiding Power Lines and Delivery Drones" · "Hypnosis for Beginners: From 'Look Into My Eyes' to 'So, What's Your WiFi Password?'" · "The Art of Seduction in an Age of Veganism: How to Successfully Score... a Bag of Type-O" · "Modern Wardrobe Management: Making Your Vintage Cape Look Less 'Thrift Store Reject'" Annabelle's final assignment is to successfully ensnare a human named Ben—a wonderfully oblivious guy who is utterly convinced she's just a really dedicated LARPer. What follows is a series of hilarious misadventures and botched attempts. When the final "Council of Malevolence" assessment arrives, Annabelle shows up with her only "conquest": a legally purchased bag of blood from the blood bank. Can her philosophy of "awkward sincerity is the new seduction" win over the ancient, stone-faced judges? In this ultimate showdown between traditional evil and modern incompetence, Annabelle might just redefine what it truly means to be a "better" vampire. Core Comedy Elements: · Ancient Myth vs. Modern Problems: Creatures of the night struggling with WiFi, takeout, and performance reviews. · An Unlikely Heroine: A vampire who's more clumsy than captivating, and more kind than killer. · Ridiculous Curriculum: Absurdly specific classes taught with deadpan seriousness. · A Cast of Misfits: A support group of vampires who are even more dysfunctional than the humans they're supposed to hunt. This isn't just a survival guide—it's a hilarious and heartwarming story about a "fail-ure" finding her place in the supernatural world by being unapologetically, wonderfully herself!
Nico_Cacheli · 4.3k Views

Aísē: My Five Supernatural Wives

Tired of the same old fantasy novel where the protagonist gets a cheat system and a pokemon harem? Well, this story is for you. You know the cliché: guy gets bitten by some yandere vampire and becomes the strongest Vampire. But there's a big difference in this one. Here due to a mix-up in the ritual—because even supernatural rituals can have glitches—our main character Valerian gets the ultimate power-up... and five very Beautiful wives. That’s right, Valerian is now married to women of five different races: a Vampire, a Werewolf, a Witch, a Succubus, and a Druid. Each one a powerful, beautiful, and utterly possessive woman who believes she has a claim to him. Valerian isn't fighting monsters; he's fighting for his sanity and personal space. This isn't a story where the hero falls head over heels right away; this is a battle of wits and wills. This is the story of Valerian, a guy who had a normal? life until an mysterious being called author started writing 'Prologue' and turned his world into a twisted reality. ....... Our protagonist is no ordinary MC. He's cold, ruthless, and hard to get. He won't be stupid, but you can expect some glorious mistakes. So, about the NTR stuff. Netorare? Absolutely not. Netori? I'll leave that up to fate. You can expect the MC to be cold, ruthless, and even emotionless sometimes. But you can also expect a whole lot of Lemons Warning For Light Hearted Readers The Novel Contains INCEST AND YANDERE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Join me in my Discord server discord.gg/3PU2YmjKgN or support me in patreon patreon.com/Empire_of_Vanity
Ars_Vanitas · 680.7k Views

The Affinity of Fate

Snow bites deeper than steel, and cages leave scars no eyes can see. Q97 is not a boy with a name—he is a number, an experiment carved from cruelty in the underground labs by vampires. In a world where hybrids are treated as disposable tools, his only hope is escape. Guided by the secret writings of those who came before him, he follows a path dug by rabbits and buried in whispers, chasing freedom through tunnels that lead toward human lands. But freedom has a price: the moment he crosses the border, he can never return. Never again to the castle’s red spires. Never again to the rose garden. Never again to the one vampire who gave him warmth when the world froze him numb. Sir Draven—the quiet gardener with golden eyes who carved clumsy little sculptures of ice just for him. Roses that melted by morning. A kindness that should not have existed. A memory Q97 cannot take with him, yet cannot leave behind. This is not a story of quick love or easy salvation. It is a slow journey of survival, longing, and fragile bonds that burn against the cold. A tale for those who believe that even in the darkest experiments, even under cages and snow, a single rose can bloom. ***** This is a slowburn, character-driven story. If you love emotional depth, healing & growing arcs, and found-family themes, this is for you. Stick around past chapter 10, that's when the heart of the story begins to unfold. Warning: mpreg, almost all male experiments have wombs. Please proceed with caution if you are uncomfortable. Romance will start when MC is older, Thank you ^^
I_Eat_Rice · 143.2k Views

Modern Cultivation : The Strongest Couple Bonded by Vampire System

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s more than just a cultivator picking up a gun. Imagine storage rings and beast contracts being transformed into modern devices, letting anyone capture and tame monsters. What if alchemy evolved to mass-produce pills? Now, add vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities are endless. In this fun story, we follow two main characters: Alex is a wealthy second-generation kid from the modern world, an "awakener" who spends his days as a big spender in online games and reading novels on his phone. In the novel community, he’s famous for throwing money around, known as a loyal, rich reader. His ordinary life gets turned upside down when he’s thrown into a new world filled with cultivation and magic. MinYue is a brilliant cultivator, a graceful beauty with incredible talent, and the shining hope of her family to reach new heights. Her disciplined, focused life is the complete opposite of Alex’s carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them. Through a twist of fate, their lives intertwine when a mysterious system binds them together, assigning them the mission to revive the vampire race. Even with their totally different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must find a way to work together, blending their unique skills and views on the world. Join them on their journey as they become the strongest duo, rising to claim their throne as Vampire Progenitors in a world where modernization and cultivation collide!
Author2189 · 1.5m Views

Born Into Villain's Family: I Have a 200% Rebate System

Aurora Waters was overwhelmed with despair when she faced the truth about her family. She had been born into a family of villains. Even worse, her family had an unhealthy obsession with faking their identities. They took “Fake it till you make it” so seriously that it usually ended with them getting killed! Her oldest brother pretended to be a CEO just to mess with the female lead, but that backfired when the male lead showed up and threw him out. Her second brother? He was an obsessive lover who pretended to be a wealthy second-generation heir—until the real heir ended his life. Her third sister? She faked being an heiress to manipulate the second male lead but ended up being killed by him. Her fourth sister? She faked an illness to attract the third male lead’s attention, only to die from a real one. Her mother? She put on a facade of being a kind and loving mom but ultimately met her end at the hands of the male lead. Her father? He pretended to be a powerful tycoon but lost his job and was drowned by the second male lead. And Aurora? She planned to impersonate the daughter of the richest man alive, but if things went the way they always did in her family, she’d probably meet her end by accidentally falling down the stairs. However, there was one glimmer of hope in this nightmare: she had a 100% rebate system that rewarded her for spending money on her family! [Beep! You bought an eraser worth 1 dollar for your eldest brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] [Beep! You bought a candy worth 1 dollar for your second brother! 2 dollars have been credited to your bank account!] Aurora’s eyes sparkled as an idea took shape. She began spending on her family like crazy to rake in cash. [Beep! You gave a bun worth 20 dollars to your childhood crush! 100 dollars has been credited to your bank account!] Aurora: …! That’s walking money! What Aurora didn't expect, though, was that she would end up becoming one of the technology big shots herself, in the end.
LittleRabbit1111 · 1.2m Views

Soulmate of the Vampire Prince

[Warning: Mature Content] In the world of magic, amidst various species, there existed the Lumens. They were highly coveted for their blood and their extraordinary powers. ​ Amongst them was a Lumen Princess named Evelyn, an ethereal beauty, who lived her entire life believing she was weak and powerless. Abandoned by her father, abused by her stepmother & tormented by her brother, she never knew love. Shunned by society, she spent her entire life as a caged bird. ​But things start to change when Evelyn is sent to the infamous Blood Moon Academy on her eighteenth birthday, under the guise of completing her further education. ​The twist? The academy is situated in a kingdom of vampires. Terrified to be a walking delicacy amongst the creatures of the night, all it took was one fateful encounter to meet the most powerful predator alive—the crown prince of Versailles, Ivan Ignia De Ashen. He was drop-dead gorgeous and considered to be the epitome of perfection. He appeared as cold as ice, but was a raging inferno within, ready to burn anyone who dared to step into his breathing space. ​He warns her to stay away, but fate has its own plan. What will she do when he decides to claim her as his? ​Thrown together in a royal gothic academy full of power-hungry nobles, twisted professors, and more secrets than spellbooks, what truth will they uncover about their bloodlines and their past? ​ With enemies lurking in the shadows and ancient darkness threatening to rise again, what happens when the secrets about them begin to unravel? Excerpt- He finally moved his sinful lips and said "Hm, I'll help you catch up with your studies" he said, pausing for a moment before continuing "I don't usually do this....help, I mean. But since your progress also affects me, that's the only reason I'll help you this time." "Though, Princess, there are a couple of things I need you to keep in mind, before we move forward." When she nodded he continued, "I don't like wasting time. So when I call, you come. I don't appreciate anyone being intrusive about my matters, so I'd prefer if you keep any curious thoughts to yourself." "And lastly..," He leaned in slightly, maintaining steady eye contact with her. His voice dropped to a low, almost warning tone. "Don't fall in love with me. I don't do love. And the minute I find you show any signs of clinginess… that's when you'll pay the price." ..... "My payment would be…your blood." His eyes suddenly turned serious as he continued, "You shall never offer your blood to anyone else throughout your academic years...meaning you will never serve anyone else." Eve stood stunned, her breath caught in her throat as she waited for him to finish. Then he leaned in, his lips barely an inch from hers, and whispered, "Except me." The only word that kept echoing in her mind was 'blood'....and she could see she was becoming something rare in his eyes. A delicacy reserved for the devil himself. The book cover is mine, don't use it!
Eva_Moon04 · 172.6k Views