"...Idiot Sora, get over here right now!"
Yamada Elf grabbed Sora's arm and pulled him away from Shikiya-senpai.
After filling out the enrollment form, Tiara didn't just wash her hands of them. Instead, she led Elf out of the student council room to continue processing other procedures.
"Yamada-san, the first thing about being a student is to abide by the school rules." Basori Tiara's face was entirely serious.
"So we'll go get your uniform first. Please change into your uniform before classes officially begin."
Yamada Elf was a bit reluctant: "Then what about the clothes I'm wearing now?"
"Your clothes can be temporarily stored in the student council office." Basori Tiara offered a solution.
"We'll take responsibility for keeping them safe."
Yamada Elf stood on her tiptoes, leaned close to Sora's ear, and whispered:
"Idiot Sora, there aren't any perverts in the student council, are there? What if someone does weird things to my clothes?"
The corner of Sora's mouth twitched slightly:
"You're overthinking it. There aren't that many perverts in school."
"But in the school anime I watched before, the student council is always full of 'Crouching Morons and Hidden Idiots'. For example, a certain student council president is always making dirty jokes..."
Hey, hey, where did you learn that idiom?
And a student council president making dirty jokes... could that be 'Seitokai Yakuindomo'?
Hurry up and wake up, don't confuse manga with reality!
"...The President is definitely not that kind of person!"
A voice suddenly rang out beside them, interrupting their whispering.
Basori Tiara had clearly heard their conversation. Her face full of solemnity, she earnestly explained:
"The President is beautiful, strong, reliable, highly athletic, kind-hearted, and loves to help others... She is a flawless, perfect existence!"
As she spoke, Basori Tiara unconsciously clasped her hands over her chest, her eyes brimming with a look of longing:
"Once you meet the President, you'll know that everything I'm saying is true."
"The President has never told a d-dirty joke!"
"Not in the past, not now, and definitely not in the future!"
"Such a beautiful and noble President would never say such things!"
"..."
Yamada Elf took a half-step back, hiding behind Sora, and muttered quietly:
"Basori-san feels so fanatical. Could this be the legendary... Yuri (Girls' Love) vibe?"
"Yuri vibe?" Basori Tiara tilted her head in confusion, her expression blank. This clearly touched upon a blind spot in her knowledge.
"What is that?"
"It's knowledge only chunibyo girls understand." Sora reached out his right hand and pressed down on Yamada Elf's small head.
"Basori-san, please lead the way to get the uniform."
"Okay..."
Basori Tiara's pretty face flushed slightly. Realizing her remarks just now had been a bit too fanatical, she hurriedly changed the subject:
"Please follow me."
"..."
A moment later.
Basori Tiara led the two of them to the infirmary.
"What are we doing in the infirmary?" Sora asked curiously.
"To measure Yamada-san's three sizes..." Basori Tiara hurriedly raised a hand to cover her mouth midway through her sentence. Her round eyes looked over shyly, forming a stark contrast with her previously serious expression. The 'gap moe' was surprisingly cute.
"These are a girl's secrets, Izumi-kun, don't ask so many questions!"
"Yes, yes."
"Izumi-kun, stay outside and don't come in. Leave the rest to me... If you have things to do, you can leave first."
I'm sorry.
I've already seen every inch of Elf's body, even the gaps between her toes.
Click.
The infirmary door quickly closed.
Standing outside, Sora didn't leave. Instead, he quietly started playing on his phone.
After all, it was Elf's first time enrolling, so she was bound to be a bit nervous and uneasy. Since he had accepted the task of accompanying her, he naturally couldn't just ditch her halfway.
He thought he could relax and play on his phone for a bit, but unfortunately, before long, Sora heard faint sounds of conversation coming from inside the room.
"What?"
Yamada Elf's volume abruptly spiked, clearly very unhappy:
"I am not an A-cup!"
"Hurry up and change the data!"
Basori Tiara's tone was serious: "I cannot. The three sizes data must be strictly factual."
"A-At least it's a B, right?"
"I've measured three times already, it's an A..."
"Destroy it! A school that needs to measure oppai for enrollment, just destroy it already!"
"Yamada-san, please do not say such things. As students, we should cherish our academy... Ah!"
"D-Damn it! You're actually an oppai alien!"
"P-Please don't suddenly grab me... Uuu~"
"..."
Listening to the conversation full of resentment coming from the infirmary, Sora silently moved a bit further away.
A moment later.
The two girls, having finished measuring the three sizes, walked out of the infirmary.
Yamada Elf had her arms crossed over her chest, her cheeks puffed out, clearly very unhappy.
"What's wrong?"
Sora asked casually, pretending he didn't know anything.
"Hmph~"
Yamada Elf gave a light snort, turned to look at Basori Tiara, her tone resentful:
"I've discovered a hidden oppai alien!"
Basori Tiara's pretty face quickly flushed red, and she hurriedly raised her arms, shyly covering her chest.
"I-Izumi-kun..." Seeing Sora looking at her, Basori Tiara averted her gaze, her voice shy, even her expression becoming exceptionally timid.
"Please don't look at me..."
Your uniform is perfectly neat and tidy, there's completely no need to be shy!
Sora looked away, his expression calm as he said:
"Basori-san, what are we doing next?"
"Phew..."
Basori Tiara quietly breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly changed the subject:
"We'll go get the uniform and textbooks, then return to the student council office to change."
"..."
There's no need to say much about what happened next.
Under Tiara's guidance, Sora and Elf ran all over the place and quickly gathered all the items.
Elf carried her uniform herself. As for the thick stack of textbooks, Yamada Elf unceremoniously shoved them all onto Sora, making him responsible for carrying them.
After heading to the student council office to change into the school uniform, the procedures were basically complete. Basori Tiara led the two of them towards the teachers' office, preparing to hand Elf over to her teacher.
"Class is about to start. Yamada-san, go rest in the office first. Later, the teacher will take you to the classroom." Basori Tiara earnestly explained the next steps. But as they turned a corner in the hallway, Tiara suddenly stopped and looked over hesitantly.
"Umm... Elf-sensei..."
"What is it?"
Basori Tiara suddenly became a bit fidgety. Blushing, she pulled out a notebook:
"Elf-sensei promised earlier... please give me your autograph."
"Hmph." Yamada Elf gave a light snort and turned her small face away. She was clearly still unhappy about the 'A-cup' evaluation from earlier.
"I don't want to give you an autograph right now."
Crack.
As if a bolt of lightning had struck from the sky, the anticipation on Basori Tiara's face abruptly froze.
Looking at the sulking Elf, Sora felt very helpless. However, he didn't lecture Elf. Instead, he stepped over to Tiara and imparted some experience in a low voice:
"Elf actually has a child's personality. Just praise her a bit and she'll be fine."
Basori Tiara looked up pitifully:
"Um... how should I praise her?"
Praising someone is such a trivial matter, you definitely shouldn't need to ask someone else!
Looking at the girl with straight bangs' genuinely expectant gaze, Sora helplessly pressed his fingers against his brow:
"I'll give you a demonstration... For example, Basori-san is super cute."
"Y-Y-Y-You..." Basori Tiara's pretty face rapidly turned crimson. Frantically stepping backward, she bumped against the wall with a thud.
"S-Super cute... Izumi-kun is too frivolous! We only just met today!"
I told you it was a demonstration, what are you being shy about!