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Chapter 220 - Volume 1: Chapter 219: Elf: This Lady is the World's Cutest!

"Small fry, small fry Small fry Servant"

Yamada Elf's voice was cute and playful as she looked over triumphantly.

"What did you call me?"

Izumi Sora slightly raised an eyebrow.

I haven't seen her for two hours, how did Elf suddenly evolve from a chunibyo girl to a 'mesugaki' (cheeky brat)?

"Small fry Servant~" Yamada Elf tilted up her small chin, exposing a glimpse of her snow-white, slender neck, deliberately testing the edge of danger. "As the master, of course I can call you whatever I want."

Izumi Sora turned his face away, his tone filled with disgust:

"Before speaking, you should put your clothes on first. Don't you feel any shame at all?"

"Hmph~"

Yamada Elf gave a light snort, completely devoid of any shy expression on her face:

"I am the world's number one beautiful girl author. Why should I feel ashamed of such a cute body?"

What a brazen and shameless person, how could she have the nerve to say that out loud!

"In primitive societies, no one wore clothes."

Primitive people weren't as uninhibited as you think, at least they wore animal skins, alright!

Yamada Elf put her hands on her hips, tilting her chin up as she looked over, her voice cute and pleasant:

"Small fry Servant~ Hurry up and help me get dressed."

Izumi Sora: "..."

It's probably related to her upbringing, Elf truly lacks the sense of shame of an ordinary girl.

If it were anyone else, whether it's Mahiru, Kuroneko, or even Yanami, they would have been so ashamed they wouldn't have the face to see anyone by now.

Looking at the 'mesugaki' Elf who was pushing her luck, Izumi Sora was expressionless:

"Do you want to be spanked again?"

"N-No I don't!"

It was just an ordinary sentence, but unexpectedly, Elf's reaction was much bigger than imagined. She nervously covered her backside, her gaze darting around, and her voice started to falter:

"Even though you're just a small fry Servant, you actually dared to overthrow your superior... Not even my mom has spanked me there!"

"I haven't forgotten the grudge from before. If there's a next time, Idiot Servant is done for!"

"One day, I will hit you back!"

"..."

Looking at Elf, whose gaze was darting around and clearly a bit guilty, the expression on Izumi Sora's face couldn't help but turn strange.

Something's wrong.

Something is very wrong.

Elf's reaction is so strange right now, she's practically got 'guilty conscience' written all over her face.

Izumi Sora remained silent for two seconds, suddenly thinking of a possibility.

Could it be that Elf has awakened a special fetish, but is too embarrassed to say it out loud, so she's pretending to be a 'mesugaki' and deliberately picking fights just to be 'overthrown' again?

"What the truth is, I'll know once I verify it."

Izumi Sora inexplicably felt an impulse to verify the guess in his heart.

"Hurry up and come here."

Izumi Sora gave the command expressionlessly.

"I-I definitely won't go over..."

Yamada Elf's body trembled slightly, her beautiful blonde hair quivering gently on her shoulders, and her small face quickly flushed red:

"A mere Servant, actually daring to order the master around. Don't be too arrogant."

Izumi Sora hardened his face:

"You wouldn't want everyone to know about today's events, would you?"

"Damn it... actually daring to threaten this lady..."

Yamada Elf gritted her silver teeth, her expression filled with shame and anger:

"Idiot Servant, just wait and regret it!"

A moment later.

Izumi Sora silently pressed his brow, sighing inwardly.

My guess was indeed correct.

Elf doesn't actually have 'mesugaki' attributes. The reason she's causing trouble is actually to make me 'overpower' her...

Izumi Sora suddenly felt his 'sins were heavy'.

If I hadn't laid a hand on her that day, Elf wouldn't have awakened this hidden attribute, right?

Once some things are awakened, there is definitely no going back.

"Hurry up and get up. Prepare to head out to find Ruri." Izumi Sora naturally didn't forget the serious business. "There's still serious business to do tonight."

"Hmph~"

Yamada Elf's small face was red, and there was still misty fog in the corners of her eyes:

"Idiot Servant is in a hurry now. If you hadn't... if you hadn't bullied someone just now, we would have set off long ago."

"Actually daring to commit insubordination. Just you wait, Idiot Servant."

"I'll remember this grudge!"

"..."

That's enough from you. You sound so angry, but you clearly enjoyed it!

"Right... what exactly happened just now?" Elf raised her hand to her forehead. "My memory feels a bit jumbled..."

"It's normal for it to be jumbled." Izumi Sora lowered his voice. "We encountered King Crimson just now."

"Eh?"

A moment later.

The two finished their preparations.

"We're heading out. We'll go find Ruri first."

Izumi Sora grabbed Elf's small hand and teleported to Kuroneko's room.

Because she was keeping the night's operation in mind, Kuroneko wasn't wearing pajamas, but her favorite dark gothic dress, waiting quietly in her room.

"Ruri, we're here."

Yamada Elf waved her hand, whispering a greeting.

"Is it time to move?" Gokou Ruri stood up, pressing her right hand against her cheek. She was already wearing red color contact lenses. "I can't wait to bestow an eternal curse upon the wicked."

"Be careful later, don't expose your identity."

Izumi Sora gave a word of caution, then held Kuroneko with his left arm and Elf with his right, and teleported to the academy to begin advanced preparations.

Bloody words on the blackboard.

A life-sized doll in the corner.

A volleyball in another corner.

A hissing stray cat hired that evening...

After quickly preparing everything, Izumi Sora had Kuroneko stay behind temporarily. With a slight exertion of force from his right arm, he pulled Elf into his embrace, and then teleported to the delinquent girl's home.

"Good, no side effects appeared."

Before teleporting, Izumi Sora and Elf had already activated their invisibility form. So they didn't need to worry about being discovered when appearing directly in someone else's home.

Izumi Sora, holding Elf, walked upstairs and quickly found the delinquent upperclassman playing on her phone in her room. He decisively activated Time Stop, grabbed her, and instantly refined her...

Correction, it was stopping time, grabbing the other party, and then teleporting back to the classroom at the academy.

"Good, next one."

Izumi Sora repeated the process, bringing the other delinquent upperclassman, who had just gone to sleep, to the classroom. The time difference between the two was only tens of seconds.

The actors were in place.

The campus horror event officially began.

Things went even smoother than expected.

After just five minutes, the two delinquent girls, with faces full of tears and snot, suffered a direct mental breakdown.

Seeing the other party terrified to the point of wanting to jump out the window, Izumi Sora then opened the door, letting them escape.

The two delinquent upperclassmen stumbled and crawled out of the classroom. When one of them was running downstairs, she even accidentally tumbled down the stairs, bruising her face. But they completely didn't dare to stop. Limping, the two fled towards the school gates.

Izumi Sora, Elf, and Kuroneko stood in the hallway, secretly observing the panic-stricken figures of the two delinquent upperclassmen fleeing.

"That ended so quickly." Yamada Elf's tone was regretful. "And here I thought we could play a bit longer."

Gokou Ruri crossed her arms over her chest: "I didn't even have time to cast my cursed black magic."

"Let's skip the black magic." Izumi Sora reached out and pressed down on Kuroneko's small head. "For ordinary people, today's scare is already enough. Add some black magic, and they really will jump out the window."

"I-Idiot!" Kuroneko's small face quickly flushed red, her voice shy. "Don't touch my head!"

"Yes, yes."

"It doesn't matter if they jump, since Sora can activate Time Stop anyway." Yamada Elf put her hands on her hips, enjoying the show and not minding if things got out of hand. "By the way... what if they refuse to drop out?"

"If today's lesson wasn't profound enough, we'll do it again tomorrow." Izumi Sora's tone was calm, having planned this out long ago. "If they still refuse to drop out tomorrow, we'll change our method. We have plenty of tricks up our sleeves."

"You sound like a major villain..." Yamada Elf's eyes sparkled brightly. "But then again, the feeling of aiding a tyrant is actually quite good."

Izumi Sora corrected her speechlessly:

"We are punishing evil, promoting good, and carrying out justice on behalf of heaven."

"Phew..."

Gokou Ruri raised a hand to cover her mouth and yawned, then rubbed her eyes:

"It's already very late... Shall we go back and rest?"

"Let's go." Izumi Sora nodded gently. "That's all for today. I'll take Ruri back first, and then Elf and I will go back together."

Holding Elf with his left arm and Kuroneko with his right, Izumi Sora remained composed:

"Hold on tight."

"Okay~"

Yamada Elf completely didn't mind, quickly reaching out to hug Izumi Sora's neck.

Kuroneko couldn't do it. In front of Elf, she was too embarrassed to hug a boy's neck. She could only shyly grasp Izumi Sora's collar.

"Ruri, hold on tighter." Seeing this, Yamada Elf surprisingly advised her, her voice crisp. "It's easy to get dizzy during teleportation, be careful not to fall."

"I-I know..."

Gokou Ruri stammered. Having experienced it when going to Hokkaido, the moment of teleportation is indeed very disorienting.

"Ruri, hurry up and hold on tight."

Yamada Elf urged.

"..."

Faced with Elf's difficult-to-refuse enthusiasm, Gokou Ruri had no choice. Blushing, she extended one arm and wrapped it around Izumi Sora's neck.

"We're off."

Izumi Sora remained composed and didn't interject. After the two girls finished speaking, he took a step forward, and their figures vanished instantly.

The next second.

The three teleported back to Kuroneko's room.

The cool moonlight spilled in through the window, providing just enough light to see.

"Phew..."

Gokou Ruri quietly breathed a sigh of relief, her small face flushed red, and hurriedly said:

"Sora, hurry up and put me down."

Hearing this, Izumi Sora exerted a slight pressure with his arms and tossed Kuroneko directly into the air.

"Ehhhhh?"

The sudden feeling of weightlessness made Gokou Ruri cry out nervously.

Fortunately, the next second.

Kuroneko landed back on Izumi Sora's palms, rolled down his arms, and finally stood dizzyingly on the floor.

Yamada Elf watched with sparkling eyes:

"Sora, Sora, I want to play too!"

Gokou Ruri, however, realized:

"Wait a minute... did the side effect appear again?"

Having been subjected to Izumi Sora's fancy moves during the commission in Hokkaido yesterday, Kuroneko naturally had a deep impression.

"Using the ability too many times in a short period indeed triggered the side effect."

Izumi Sora's tone was helpless. As he spoke, he used the same method, tossing Elf into the air and letting her roll down his arms to land.

"The side effect appeared?" Yamada Elf's eyes quickly brightened, completely not hiding the excitement and anticipation on her face. She was clearly impatient to play pranks. "Then I won't disturb Ruri-chan. Idiot Sora and I will head back first."

Hearing this, Gokou Ruri parted her pink lips, subconsciously wanting to ask them to stay.

If I let Sora and Elf go back just like this, Pervert Sora will definitely be ruthlessly toyed with, right?

Just thinking about that scene made Gokou Ruri's heart ache sourly, unable to resist feeling jealous.

No!

As expected, I don't want to hand Pervert Sora over to anyone else!

"Umm..."

While Gokou Ruri was thinking of a way to make the two stay, the sound of thump thump thump footsteps suddenly echoed in the hallway, followed by the little bean's soft, glutinous voice outside the door:

"Onee-sama... are you still awake?"

"It's Tamaki!"

Gokou Ruri was instantly panicked and hurriedly issued a command:

"You guys, hurry up and hide on the bed!"

There was no other way. The room was only so big, and besides the bed, there was absolutely nowhere to hide.

"We can just teleport back directly..."

Yamada Elf muttered softly, wanting to go back and spend 'alone time' with Izumi Sora. In front of Ruri, of course she couldn't tease him to her heart's content.

But Izumi Sora was currently in the 'involuntary' state. Hearing Kuroneko's command, he quickly took off his shoes and hid on the bed.

"Alright, let's hide for a bit first..."

Seeing Izumi Sora lie on the bed, Yamada Elf naturally followed and hid as well.

Gokou Ruri was the last one to get on the bed, quickly pulling the covers over the three of them.

Just as they settled down, the door was pulled open. The little bean, Tamaki, holding a stuffed toy, walked in rubbing her eyes.

"Why is Tamaki up so suddenly?"

Gokou Ruri asked nervously. Fortunately, the lights weren't on, and in the dim environment, the blush on her face couldn't be seen clearly:

"You didn't wet the bed, did you?"

"I didn't wet the bed..." Gokou Tamaki's voice was soft and glutinous. "I had a nightmare just now. I dreamt that Onee-sama was taken away by Mechagodzilla."

Gokou Ruri: "..."

As expected, watching too much anime during the day causes weird dreams!

"I was so worried, and then I woke up... I don't want Onee-sama to be taken away by a monster. I want to sleep with Onee-sama tonight..."

As the little bean spoke, she climbed onto the bed.

"Wait..."

Gokou Ruri wanted to stop her, but unfortunately, it was already too late.

Tamaki moved swiftly, slipping under the covers in a flash.

"Onee-sama, it's so crowded..." Gokou Tamaki's voice was muffled. "Move in a bit."

Gokou Ruri: "..."

There are people behind me, I completely can't move.

"Umm..." Gokou Ruri stammered. "My body is so tired, I can't move."

"I'll sleep on the inside..."

Gokou Ruri hurriedly hugged her sister:

"Don't go over there, you can't sleep on the inside."

"Eh, why?"

"T-That's..."

Gokou Ruri stammered, unable to think of a good excuse for a moment.

"I know." Gokou Tamaki's voice rang out first, clear and foolish. "It must be because Onee-sama wet the bed, so I can't sleep on the inside, right?"

Gokou Ruri: "..."

I'm already a high schooler, I don't wet the bed!

Meanwhile.

Kuroneko suddenly realized Izumi Sora's arm was still outside. To avoid being discovered by her little sister, she hurriedly turned her head and whispered in his ear, issuing a command:

"Hurry up and hide inside."

"Yes."

With Kuroneko's command, the 'involuntary' side effect was triggered again, and Izumi Sora started inching under the covers.

"W-Wait a minute...!"

Noticing Izumi Sora's movements, Kuroneko was instantly panicked.

(Idiot Sora, hurry up and stop!)

(I clearly told you to pull your hand inside, what are you doing!)

A bad premonition welled up in her heart.

(Oh no. My command just now wasn't clear enough, I didn't specify. Sora is planning to hide entirely inside...)

"Onee-sama, what's wrong?"

Gokou Tamaki's tone was confused:

"Why are you lifting the covers suddenly?"

"N-Nothing... there was a mosquito just now..."

Gokou Ruri's small face was burning hot, shyly shaking her head, only able to cooperate in a panic.

The blanket was only so big. Originally, it barely covered them, but now they had to turn sideways to minimize their footprint as much as possible.

But it still wasn't enough.

After Izumi Sora realized he couldn't completely 'hide', he also turned sideways, facing the exact same direction as Kuroneko.

"Mmm—"

Gokou Ruri widened her eyes abruptly, as if a caterpillar had suddenly dropped down her collar, her entire body freezing.

"Onee-sama, why are you sweating?"

Tamaki's voice rang out again, with childish innocence.

Kuroneko's voice trembled slightly: "I-It's a bit hot..."

"But isn't Onee-sama usually afraid of the cold?"

"I-It's summer now..."

"By the way, why isn't Onee-sama wearing pajamas?"

"I..." Kuroneko parted her pink lips. "Actually, I am holding a black magic summoning ritual. This is a magical battle suit summoned from another world."

Tamaki's voice was full of awe: "Onee-sama is amazing!"

But after the awe, Tamaki's voice quickly sounded again:

"Mom said we can't sleep with our day clothes on. Onee-sama, hurry up and take off your clothes."

Kuroneko: "..."

Take off my clothes?

That's absolutely a no-go!

It's already terrible enough. If I take off my clothes... no matter how you think about it, it's just too terrible!

"Tamaki go to sleep first, I'll take them off in a bit..."

Gokou Ruri bit her lower lip with her pearly white teeth, enduring the heat from behind while carefully searching for an excuse.

Under the double torment, Gokou Ruri was teary-eyed, her heart full of regret.

The lights in the room are off, and the lighting is so dim. Even if I hadn't told Sora to hide inside just now, Tamaki wouldn't have noticed, right?

So it's all my fault. If only I hadn't issued the command...

No!

It's clearly all Sora's fault!

"Onee-sama, I'm so sleepy~ Goodnight."

Gokou Tamaki yawned and groggily closed her eyes.

Gokou Ruri tightly covered her pink lips. After confirming her sister was asleep, she finally spoke up in shame:

"H-Hurry up and take your hand out!"

The next second.

Yamada Elf's curious voice quietly rang out:

"Eh, why do you want him to take his hand out?"

Izumi Sora coughed lightly twice:

"My hand was under the covers just now, it was a bit in the way."

As he spoke, his body acted on command. His right hand emerged from under the covers, ending up right in front of Elf.

"Sniff sniff~"

Yamada Elf subconsciously sniffed, her tone puzzled:

"Strange... why is there a fragrant smell on Sora's hand?"

Izumi Sora: "..."

Kuroneko: "..."

Why?

You'll have to ask Kuroneko.

Unfortunately, Kuroneko clearly couldn't answer. Right now, steam was whistling from the top of her head; she was clearly too ashamed to face anyone.

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

If I had known, I wouldn't have kept Pervert Sora here. I should have let him go back and be ruthlessly toyed with by Elf!

Time quietly slipped away, minute by minute.

After her sense of shame cooled down a bit, Kuroneko hurriedly spoke up carefully, preparing to chase them away:

"Elf, you guys hurry up and go back."

Izumi Sora lowered his voice:

"You're a bit late."

"Eh?"

"Listen closely, Elf is already asleep."

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