Pov : I've been trying to get the sword out but it doesn't seem to be strong enough
The atmosphere that had been very tense and sacred suddenly turned awkward. As you held Nunoboko's hilt and acted as if the weight of the sword was crushing you, you let out a moan that was quite convincing.
"Aghh... It's so heavy! Why can't it be lifted like this?" you said while pretending to pull with a flushed face.
The kisame instantly gawked, his eyes round like fish's eyes flashing many times.
Kisame: "Huh? You lifted it up like holding a toothpick, Zak! Don't tell me that sword just 'locked itself' after I touched it?!"
Itachi just narrowed his eyes, the corners of his lips trembling slightly—as if he knew you were pranking them. He knows you well enough to know that your athletic physique can't suddenly deteriorate so quickly.
Tobi immediately jumps up and down behind you while clapping his hands in his witty style.
Tobi: "Waaaah! Zak-kun sucks! It was so arrogant, now it's not even strong! Here, here, let Tobi try again then!"
However, Pain remained calm. He looked towards the floor of the tower that was cracked by the weight of the sword. He knew the sword was unlikely to resist its owner, but he let you have a moment of fun with this charade.
Comedy Moments in the Midst of a Storm
The other Akatsuki members began to whisper:
Deidara: "Khu... I told you, art should be light and explosive, not a heavy black object that makes gout, hm!"
Hidan: (From a distance) "Maybe God Jashin is cursing you for showing off too much, Zak!"
You still held the hilt of the sword, pretending as if your legs were trembling from its weight.
Me : Ending the Joke. Suddenly raised it with one finger and laughed, "I was just kidding, you guys are too serious!"
A small laugh escaped your lips as you suddenly let go of one hand and raised Nunoboko's Sword with just one index finger, twisting it casually as if the world-creator's weapon was no heavier than a paintbrush.
Me: "I'm just kidding, you guys are too serious! Look at your faces, they are as stiff as the statues in the headquarters."
Kisame instantly patted his forehead hard, the sound of his thunderous laughter overcoming the thunder in the sky of Amegakure.
Ceiling: "Hahaha! You're really pranking us, Zak! I was almost thinking of giving you a protein supplement so you could lift it back!"
Itachi just shook his head softly with a faint smile, an expression that was extremely rare for the genius Uchiha. "Your sense of humor is quite dangerous for other people's hearts, Zak. But at least it melts this tense atmosphere."
Tobi immediately fell down and sat down while holding his stomach that was not hurting.
Tobi: "Wow! Zak-kun is so evil! Tobi was about to help push earlier! But... Wow, one finger? You're really a monster!"
The Leader's Command
The atmosphere that had been full of laughter suddenly returned to focus when Pain stepped forward. He knew it was time to joke and it was time for the world to feel the real presence of Akatsuki.
Pain: "A good joke to celebrate our return. But now, the world is waiting for an answer to the white giant you brought up earlier. Zak, as the holder of Nunoboko, you will determine the direction of our first wind."
Pain pointed towards the ninja world map projected through chakra in the center of the tower room.
Pain: "Konoha is on standby one. Sunagakure is strengthening their defenses for fear that you will show up there. And Kirigakure... They are in turmoil because of the insurrection. Which one do you want to go to first to show that the 'God' has arrived?"
Me : Ah don't call me a god, zak alone that's more than enough *I took out yuri ameringo's lightning sword* well here is 1 more who wants to
Hearing your words, the atmosphere that had been stiff due to the "Gods" frills immediately melted. Your humble attitude made the members of Akatsuki feel more reluctant than just afraid.
"Ah don't call me a god, Zak alone is more than enough," you said with a casual smile.
Then, as if your dimension were a bottomless pocket, you reached into the void again and pulled out a pair of twin swords that were flowing with sharp blue electric sparks. It was Kiba, Yurui Ameyuri's legendary lightning sword that was known to be the sharpest sword ever forged.
"Well, here's another one. Who wants to?" You laughed as you played with the electric spark on the end.
Suigetsu (who had been peeking behind the pillar since when) instantly lit up his eyes like he saw a pile of gold. However, he didn't dare to go forward because there was Kisame and Itachi there.
Kisame laughed broadly, looking at the sword and then at the two swords he had already brought (Samehada and Kubikiribocho).
Kisame: "Wow, Zak! You really want me to be a walking weapon shop, huh? Kiba is a great sword, but my hands are already full. How about you give it to someone who can use speed?"
Itachi stared at the lightning sword thoughtfully.
Itachi: "Kiba needs a user who has a high synchronization of lightning elements. In this organization, maybe only one person can make the most of it besides you."
Suddenly, Kakuzu responded from the corner of the room with his heavy voice.
Kakuzu: "The sword is of very high value on the black market. But if you give it to one of us for free, it will drastically increase the efficiency of our mission."
Zak, your colleagues now really see you as a "brother" who brings good luck.
Me : This sword contains lightning, every time you call it you are like being electrocuted. Try who wants to
Your challenge will make the atmosphere in the Amegakure tower noisy again. These S-class shinobi knew that Kiba's sword was not just any weapon; The lightning comes from nature and can burn the nerves if the user does not have strong mental and physical strength.
"This sword contains lightning," you said as you twirled the rattling sword. "Every time you hold it, you'll feel electrocuted. Try it, who would?"
Hidan immediately stepped forward with his crazy grin. He felt that because he was immortal, pain wasn't a problem for him.
Hidan: "Heh! Give it to me, Zak! Pain is the best spice for my ritual! God Jashin would be happy if I slashed people while electrocuting them! Haha!"
Hidan grabbed Kiba's handle confidently. As soon as his palm touched the metal—
ZAP! DUARR!
A blue electric leap instantly wrapped around Hidan's entire body. Her eyes bulged, her hair stood up, and she trembled violently like she was dancing strangely.
Hidan: "A-A-A-A-A-A-AGHHH! I-I-THIS IS NOT AN ORDINARY PAIN! HOT!"
He instantly let go of the sword and fell down sitting with smoke coming out of his shoulders. Although he didn't die, his nerves seemed to be in heavy shock.
Kakuzu just snorted at his poor comrade.
Kakuzu: "Stupid. The sword required precise control of lightning chakra, not just physical endurance. You'll only be a burden if you hold it, Hidan."
Itachi looked at you calmly.
Itachi: "It seems like the sword also chose its master, just like Nunoboko, although not that extreme. Kiba needs someone who can dance with lightning, not one who can just hold it back."
Who Finally Got It?
In the midst of Hidan's failure, Konan approached. He was the calmest person there. He lined his hands with a special layer of paper that was already manipulated by chakra.
Konan: "May I try it, Zak? I won't use it physically like Kisame, but I want to try to conduct its electricity through my scattering paper technique."
As soon as Konan grabbed it, his lightning traveled to the sheets of paper that floated around him, making each paper look like an extremely sharp lightning dagger. Konan was not electrocuted because he used paper as an insulator.
Konan: "Interesting. This will be very useful to keep Amegakure safe from intruders."
Strategic Steps
Pain saw that the distribution of these "gifts" was enough. All members have now gained additional strength or at least entertainment from Hidan's ridiculous actions.
Pain: "Enough is enough. Konan will keep the sword for a while. Now, Zak... Let's decide on our targets. You said we were going to Konoha or Suna? As the 'Zak' in charge now, give us your first order."