dying suck ass..... like literally ass....
That was the thought that Run through the boy's Head as he floated into nothingness.
He can't see shit except darkness.
He can't feel shit.
He can't even hear shit or even smell his own shit if he does manage to shit himself!
Trust him, he really tried to shit himself just to feel something... pause..... that sounds weird.
At this point he would be thankfully to even smell the smell of an actual shit cause by now he is going to go crazy from the fucking nothingness!
He doesn't know how long he had been floating in the nothingness for but he know for sure is that he had been floating here for DAMN TO LONG!
at first he tried to count the seconds but sadly he missed count at the 1 thousands seconds or something and he gave up... he doesn't even know about how long a thousand second would equal to.
15 minutes? 18 minutes? Yeah no.. he ain't counting for shit..
So what does he do while he floated aimlessly? Well... he do what he always do best..... procrastinate.... yeah you heard me right.. procrastinate...
He is a chronic procrastinator... he got homework that he only start working on when he was on the way to school..
Hell, whenever there was an exam he didn't even tried to study and turn it into the problem for future him.. why you would ask?
Well he rather use his time more productively.. for example.. catching a lobotomy from reading the hit japanese series jujutsu lobotomy kaisen.
A day ago he was waiting for the Thursday drop of the new Manga leak and after he saw the leak.. He is.. pissed... pissed would be an understatement.... because... because....
THAT BUM MEGUMI REALLY CONFIRMED THAT HE IS A FUCKING BUM!
Like what the fucks!? Everybody is working so hard and megumi just curled up in a fucking fetal position saying how he gives up and shit!?
My goat Gojo died for that bum! Yuta got cleaved in two because for that Bum! And when my Goat Yuji finally managed get inside megumi's body or some shit.. guess what the bum had to say...
I've had enough...
like what the fuck!?!? What kind of bum ass behavior is that?!
Potential man my ass! More like Bum ass Fraud man!
How the fuck does sukuna managed to use the ten shadows much much MUCH better then Megumi!? Megumi got that Curse Technique for his whole life!!
While the Goatkuna only got like a month or 2 at best and he managed to create new techniques and shit! Like summoning the big raga's wheel without summoning big Raga himself.... that gotta be a curse technique reversal of the ten shadows, like rather than summoning the Shikigami, Sukuna just used the shikigami powered itself without summoning it.
Say whatever you want to say about how sukuna can't win without using the ten shadows.. he made up for that by fucking proving just how good Megumi could be if he had used his fucking potential rather than becoming a bum..
And it's not like the fight is fair either... it took Sukuna(meguna), Mahoraga, agito and fucking gege to kill Goatjo... so yeah...
Now you may ask.. why is he so salty about this shit.. its just a fucking Manga.. nothing that important..
Well as stupid as this would sound like... jujutsu Kaisen's latest chapter is one of if not the biggest reason on how he died... yeah... reading jujutsu kaisen's leak on tiktok is what killed this poor fucker.
Well he didn't have a heart attack per say.. but he was scrolling through tiktok while he was waiting for the red light to turn on so he can cross the street, nut he was too busy thinking about the ending of the chapter and how the bumgumi fucking wasted everyone efforts.. a speeding truck swerved of the streets and straight to him.
Could he step away from the truck? Fuck yeah.. he got enough time to do it.. but did he dodge it? Fuck no.. he was too busy losing his mind to notice the fucking 2 ton truck coming straight to him.
Will he admit that its his fault for not paying attention to his surroundings? fuck no.. he lays all of the Fault of Bumgumi's ass.. cause fuck him... wasted everyone efforts...
While the poor fucker is still being salty about his death, suddenly a bright light appear and he fall down on his ass.
"Shit! Wait.. I can speak?" His hand shot up to his throat and hold it because he cannot believe that he could speak, he tried many many times to call out for help but no voice came out of him before. "Wait! I have hands?! Shit!? I can see!?"
While he was busy being happy because he finally have his basic bodily function back, something or more exactly coughed behind him.
Not wanting get caught lacking for the second time, the boy quickly turn around and stand up with his fist up. "I ain't gonna get caught lacking you fu-" he stopped himself as he take a look at who is behind him.
A black man in a completely white suit.. a greying hair.. that stubbles on his chins.. that signature little smirk... that could only belong to one man and only one man.
"MORGAN FREEMAN!??" The boy let out a suprised shout as he jumped in suprise. "What are you doing here?!"
The guy then look around his surround and still seeing only the same white space before he turn his head back to Morgan freeman.
"Are you... are you God?" The boy asked him cause if Morgan Freeman is actually God.. well that would explain a lot about just how charismatic he is.
Morgan Freeman or God let out a chuckle before he shakes his head. "No.. I'm not God.. "
His words only made the boy even more confused. "So.. are you just Morgan Freeman then? Why are you doing here."
Morgan Freeman or not God shakes his head. "No, I'm not Morgan Freeman.. you could say that I'm... what is it that you like to call... oh Yeah.. ROB..."
"ROB... like Random Omnipotent Being, ROB?" The boy scratch his head because he could believe his fucking life right now.. well afterlife if he wanted to be more accurate considering that his body is probably flat against the front of the truck that hit him... Rika 2.0 be like.
"Yes that one." ROB confirm it, but that doesn't explain about why he look like Morgan freeman.
"So... why do you-" "look like Morgan Freeman?" ROB cut him off.
But how the fuck did ROB managed to know what he is going to ask.... can ROB re- "Read mind? Yes."
Shit... ROB doesn't even give him the dignity of not cutting him off even in his own mind.. this shit sucks...
"As for your question about why I look like Morgan Freeman? Well.. that is simple.. my true body isn't.. something that your soul could handle... so I used what a lot of human of your generation imagine as of how God looks like.. which is a little concerning that most of your generation thinks that God would look like Morgan Freeman." ROB explained to him which scarily make perfect sense.
"Blame the movie Bruce Allmighty for that.... or that on noah comedy movie..." the boy let out a chuckle before he shakes his head. "So, what am I doing here?"
"Well.. that would be my fault." ROB answered him.
Which is pretty cliche now that he thinks about it...
".....huh?" The boy doesn't even know what to say anymore... cause frankly.. he is just relief that he isn't stuck in the pitch black nothingness anymore cause fuck that shit.. he rather be here with Morgan fucking Freeman than nothingness..
"Well.. you could say that your death is... a little bit of my fault."
..... of course it is... this is the definition of the word cliche... but hey.. even if this is cliche.. he hoped that it would follow the usual cliches about what would happen if a ROB accidentally kill you.. which is FREE WISHES!!! WOOOOOO!!
"And... will I get free wishes??" The boy really hoped he would cause of he got free wishes, he would know what to wish for! He got a list of wishes to wish if something like this happened!
ROB stayed silent before he shakes his head. "No... you won't get any free wishes..."
Shit.. that's bad.....
"But... you could spin the wheel of mythicality!" ROB snapped his fingers and a huge huge huge! Wheel appear behind him.. its gotta be the size of Burj Khalifa cause God damn.. that's huge...
"... how am I supposed to spin that?" The Boy couldn't help but asked ROB cause how the fuck can his scrawny ass arm spin a wheel that huge.
ROB answered him by snapping his fingers and a button appear on the boy's hand.
"Just push the button and the wheel will spin." ROB then continue to explain to the boy about the function of the Wheel. "The first wheel you will spin is for the wheel to decide which world you are going to reincarnated into."
Shit... I got a feeling that it's going to be that...
"Just how many option do I got.. the wheel is really... really huge..." the boy scratch the back of his head because he could either got a world that is really really chill or some fucked up world..
"The list of worlds on the wheel is from fiction... before you start to ask, yes.. any fiction.. literature.. games.. movies... shows.... and obviously animes."
What ROB says doesn't help a single bit cause chances are.. he would be fucked... he could reincarnated in Warhammer 40K if he got unlucky... he doesn't know about Warhammer 40k except for the fact that Slannesh is a baddie and its a grimm grimm dark world...
"Come on, we don't have all day.. well we do... but the more you wait to press the button.. the more you would get nervous.."
Which is true.. cause he is really nervous now... but he cannot waste time being nervous! He is a Man! (Boy) He got nothing to fear.
With a determined look on his face, The Boy press the button. the the wheel spins so fast that if not for ROB appearing behind him and putting his hand on the boy's Shoulder, the boy would had gone flying from the sheer windforce of the wheel spinning.
Come on, Hakari! Lend me your luck! Come on! Restless gambler! Please! Lend me your luck for a few minutes, after that you can go back and play with Kirara's Joystick! Please! Or kirara kan play with your joystick! I don't care! Just gimme your luck!
The wheel starts to slow down slowly but surely until it slow down enough that it looks like it's not moving at all.
The wheels arrow is pointing on the words "worms" which... shit... he doesn't enough about worms except that it become really crazy or something!
Hakari please! Help your fellow gambler here! The narrator told me to always bet on you! So please!!! Help!
After a few seconds of panicking, the arrow moved passed "worms" and landed on My Hero Academia before it completely stopped and locked in it choice.
"YAAAAAAY! WOOOOOO! HAKARI FOR THE WIN!" the boy starts to jump up and down in excitement and even ROB because happy at the sight of the boy happiness before suddenly the boy kneel on the ground in despair.
"SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!"
Why is the Boy be in despair you may ask? Well... he hadn't finished watching my hero Academia..
The boy only managed to watch until season 2 and even then it was only until the first event of the sports festival... which is Season 2... episode... 2... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.....
He wanted to finish the anime and catch up to the Manga.. but the fan base.. the my hero academia fan base physically made it hurt for him to continue my hero academia... especially in his school... you think it's bad looking at tiktoks about my hero cringe... imagine there being a group of student fucking doing those same tiktoks shit in public!
Deku! Kaachan! Those shits! They are so cringed that it made it hard for him to continue my hero academia.
He knows that they doing those stuff doesn't meant that he can't watch my hero academia... but it turn him off so bad... like really really bad....
The Boy then starts to think about what he knows about My Hero Academia.
First... a green haired dude named Izuku got powers cause he ate the hair of a blonde man that is the number one hero called AllMight.
Second.... there are a hero school that the MC will go to and there is also and explosive asshole.. and a hobo as a teacher... damn.. he don't really remember much about the character..
He only remember the fight scenes.. like that Allmight dude and the Bird Monsters... he forgot what the dusty dude's name but from what he scrolled past on tiktoks about my hero Manga leaks, the dusty dudes become the main villain or some shit...
So basically he gonna reincarnated into a world where a dusty dude want to take over the world? Destroy the world? Well whatever the fuck that dumbass want... but he gonna live in that world again...
The boy then lift his head up and look back to ROB.
"Can... can I get another spin?" He is giving ROB his puppy eyes because shit.. why not Jujutsu Kaisen? At least he knows the plot even though the world is dangerous..
"Sure.. I could give you another spin." But before the Boy can celebrate, ROB continues to speak. "But you sure you want another spin? You do know that My Hero Academia is one of the safer worlds right? Like do you want to reincarnate Into a world where the scp are real? Or even a world where Trevor Henderson's creature are roaming around?"
Well fuck him sideways cause ROB really do make some sense... he don't wanna reincarnate into the scp world.. or even Trevor Henderson... if you think siren head is bad... shit... there are a lot worse creature made by Trevor Henderson...
"Okay I won't... but do I got to spin for powers and shit?" The boy really hope he do cause it's the only way he could survive in the My Hero Academia's World... and he always wanted superpowers too so there's that.
ROB nodded before he snapped his fingers again but a bigger wheel appear and replaced the old one.
"Okay.. now this wheel will decide your powers and looks.. so If you got the power of Luffy, you will look like him too... and don't worry about the female character, I'll change their gender if you land on em.."
"Well.. thats great news i guess.. i love my penis and don't want to lose em.. thanks, Rob."
The wheel is like.. at least like 100 times bigger than the previous one, the only explanation the Boy could think of about the reason the wheel is much much bigger is that there are a lot more characters with powers than the amount of worlds itself.. cause for example, My Hero Academia whole world's population consist of basically 80% super-powered humans.... so yeah...
Not wanting to waste anymore time, the boy press the button and again.
As the wheel spin, He start to pray to Hakari again.
'Hakari please! Lend me your power once more! Give me gojo's power or some shit! Something OP! Please!' The boy closed his eyes because he want to let his luck decide what his powers would be.
After a minute, ROB put his hand on the boy's Shoulder. "Open your eyes, Boy."
When the boy opened his eyes, he doesn't know if he is supposed to be happy or not.
On one hand.. he got the power of Bumgumi.. on the other hand... he got the power of potential man.
"Wait, I'll look like him right?" ROB nodded at the boy's question and the boy hummed. "Okay... okay... he got potential.. his dad is Toji... the genetic should passed down to him.... at least 6 foot and 4 inches... hopefully more... like 6 foot and 4.1 inches.."
He could work with this... cause first of all, he know how a full potential Bumgumi would look like, for example: Meguna.
He just need to train a lot with his powers and he should and hopefully be better than bumgumi... wait.. he forgot to ask ROB something.
"Wait! Would I got an identity crisis? Or what is the timeline of when i would be born in?" The first one is bad.. the second one depend on when he would be born.. cause if he was born at the start of the Canon then fuck.. he don't know much about My Hero Academia but he know from tiktok that dusty Mcgee become the big bad and killed a lot of people... he can't exactly run away as a newborn now can he...
"... you haven't notice it yet, haven't you?" ROB raised his eyebrow.
"Notice what?"
"...tell me your name..." ROB asked the Boy with a knowing look on his face which makes the Boy confused on why he would ask that simple as a question.
"My name? Well.. my name is.... my... my name is... what?..."
'Shit... my name... what is my name.... what the fuck?! I know I have a name! Shit.. what else did I forgot?! My face? What do I look like? I.. I can't remember! How.. how about my parents... FUCK! I CAN'T REMEMBER THEY NAMES EITHER! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR FACES! WHAT THE FUCK!'
Before the Boy can spiral into a panic, ROB put his hand on the boy's Shoulder again and instantly calm him down with his power. "Calm down.. there's a reason why you don't remember.. I made it so you don't remember about your name or your parents name.. its for your own good..."
"Why? Just why?" The Boy is just Confused now because of ROB'S power calming him down.
"Because I don't want you to have an identity crisis... you aren't the first person I had done this before... most of them become depressed and either commit suicide or even just straight up and become a recluse because either they have an identity crisis or they just can't connect with the world they are living in because to them, the world they are living in are just fictions..." ROB explained to the Boy.
Okay.. that made sense.. but he don't think he is that mentally weak... but he won't complain..... well he would... but fuck him..... he's tired....
"As for when you would be born? You would be the same age as the main character, Izuku Midoriya."
Izuku Midoriya... okay... he now know the main character full name.. that is good.. he knows that the hero school is a high-school so he got about 15 years to prepare before the start to Canon... okay...
".... when would I awaken my power?" The Boy asked ROB cause depend on the answers, he want to request something.
"At 4 years old you would awaken your power.. it will be registered as a 'Quirk' in the My Hero Academia's World. but it will be a Curse Technique like it is in the Jujutsu Kaisen's world.. so not only you would get the 10 shadows, you would also have Curse energy alongside its advantages.... but remember.. how strong your power would depend on how much you train with it, at the start you would be as powerful as Megumi when he first unlocked his Curse Technique.. after that? That is up to you." ROB explained to him about his powers.
Okay.. that's good.. so he basically going to have curse energy.. that's good.. he could finally do BLACK FLASH! and he also didn't expect to be as good as Meguna when he got his powers later, it'll take years for that..... now for his request.
"Can I request you something? Please? I want to be.. you know.. reincarnated when I unlock my power... I don't want to be a baby again.. I don't think my mind can handle wearing diapers..." The Boy looked away shyly.
ROB let out a chuckle and and nod at the Boy. "Consider it done... now.. is that all?"
The boy nodded because Frankly he don't know what else to ask... maybe he could ask about the future.. but he don't want to waste ROB's time even more... he doesn't want to annoy him and suddenly he got the power of... a fucking Otaku who got the power of farming on command...
"Well.. if that's all then I'll wish you luck.. and don't worry this would be the last time you see me, I won't interfere with your life." ROB then extend his hand for a handshake and the Boy shake it.
"Thank you." That was the last thing the Boy said before everything turns to a blinding white.
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[HI! NEW STORY! Funnily enough.. this chapter is created in like feb 2025... this and the next chapter.. i kinda put this in the draft for so long and kinda forgot about it.. i just picked it up again! And by the way, this would be different than the my rwby story which is a complete AU with original contents.. this would be a bit more fast paced, like i planned for canon to start at chapter 20-30 rather than chapter 200+ from the way my rwby story is progressing.. hope you guys love this story!]
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