**[Day 4 of Abstinence – Seriously, Get Your Shit Together]**
A thick book sat on the table in front of me.
『Benjamin Franklin's 13 Virtues of Life』
"Japanese translation is fine," I muttered.
The penguin waddled closer, tapping the cover with his wing. "You can read English, can't you?"
Well… sort of. I'd picked up enough during overseas trips helping my old man, but I'd never voluntarily cracked open something like this.
"Unmei suggested it. Told me to make you read the whole thing."
I could practically see Unmei's exasperated face. Poor girl.
"Study it properly, got it?" the penguin added sternly.
The reason was painfully obvious: I had already failed abstinence for three straight days. This was the penguin's latest desperate attempt to drill some self-control into my skull.
I opened the book and started reading. When I reached Virtue #12—Chastity—the words hit me like a truck.
'Rarely use venery but for health or offspring. Never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation.'
"Heh… yeah, I've definitely been overdoing it."
Social reputation? In this world where chastity was basically nonexistent, that part felt debatable. My brain had always been slow anyway. But health… yeah, my body was probably taking a beating.
As I kept reading, I suddenly wondered aloud, "Wait, what the hell did Benjamin Franklin even do?"
I pulled out the electronic dictionary Unmei had given me and looked him up.
"Great politician, genius physicist, outstanding writer…"
What the hell? This guy was a perfect superhuman.
The more I read, the more his achievements piled up. The man was an actual genius. But then I found his biography tucked into the e-book library Unmei had gifted me, and my jaw dropped.
"…Holy shit. I feel way too much kinship with this guy."
Benjamin Franklin—while our genius levels were on completely different vectors, his sexual appetite was terrifyingly familiar. He'd impregnated other men's wives and then raised those children with his own legitimate wife. He'd hit on women of any age the moment he saw them. He'd even fucked women who came to greet him as a great man, treating the greeting itself as foreplay.
"Franklin, you absolute madman…"
Why would a guy like that write a whole chapter on chastity? I kept reading and finally understood.
There were thirteen virtues total, and trying to master all thirteen at once was impossible. The method was to tackle them one by one, in order, until you reached the final one.
Chastity was number twelve.
The thirteenth—Humility—was to imitate Jesus and Socrates.
Basically, the difficulty curve was insane.
"So chastity is practically the hardest one! Franklin, I get it now! Holding back from sex is brutal!"
It was tougher than temperance, silence, order, resolution, frugality, industry, sincerity—hell, it was harder than all of them combined. Controlling sexual desire was no joke.
"Yeah… this is an amazing book. I really do need to study more."
Feeling properly motivated, I stepped out of the room. The penguin was waiting, happily slurping on a shaved ice.
"How was it?"
"Super educational. Thanks. I'm gonna try harder."
"Good attitude. Keep it up."
I nodded, already flipping through the first virtue in my mind.
" Temperance. Eat not to dullness. Drink not to elevation."
Seemed doable. I'd start small, build up gradually, and eventually reach virtue number twelve. I could do this!
Today's schedule included a meeting with the local guild master about district security.
"Thanks to you, money is flowing into this area again. The guards have added us to their patrol route."
"Oh, that's great news!"
The district used to be rough precisely because the guards never patrolled here. Now that had changed.
"The thing is," the guild master continued, "since they're patrolling, we need to provide them with a rest station."
A rest station for the guards.
As a modern Japanese guy, I was inwardly horrified—because these guards apparently drank alcohol while on duty. They'd stop at designated rest spots, drink, discuss the area's situation, then continue their rounds. No wonder some districts never got properly patrolled.
Still, a rest station was mandatory for every district. And the guild master had decided mine would be it.
There was a downside: I'd have to provide free food and alcohol. But the upside was enormous.
My shop and the surrounding area would be treated as a temporary guard outpost.
That meant drastically improved security. Customers could visit without fear. It was a huge win.
"Understood! Thank you very much!"
I accepted immediately. It was genuinely beneficial.
The guards showed up right away. My regulars and I welcomed them warmly, and the guards—feeling generous—drank heavily and eventually passed out drunk on the tables.
"Benjamin Franklin… you were right."
Temperance really was important. Without it, justice and fairness couldn't even begin. The snoring guards in front of me were living proof.
"Yeah, and chastity is all the way at number twelve. No wonder it's so hard…"
I nodded to myself while finishing up work.
Later, I sat down with Yuira-san to discuss the impact of the new guard arrangement.
"Um~… The guards do seem to enjoy drinking, but~… is there any alcohol that doesn't actually get you drunk~?"
Ah. Non-alcoholic drinks.
"Yes, we have those."
"The problem of guards passing out drunk is actually quite serious~. It happens a lot~."
Apparently, many guards never even completed their patrol routes because they got wasted midway. Total failures.
"I'll bring some out right away."
Non-alcoholic beverages, come forth!
A delicious-looking liquid materialized in my hand. It wasn't carbonated, so not beer. I took a sip.
"Oh, it tastes like a cocktail."
"Really♪ It's delicious~" Yuira-san smiled brightly.
Maybe these were aimed more at women? I summoned several different varieties, and the two of us began a serious tasting session.
"This one tastes almost exactly like the regular alcohol we serve. Perfect."
"Yes~♪ I think this is the one we should use~♪"
After trying about twenty different drinks, we finally decided.
But something felt… off.
"…Huh? This is weird."
It was supposed to be non-alcoholic. I had specifically imagined non-alcoholic drinks when I summoned them.
Yet Yuira-san's speech was suddenly crisp and lively—way too lively.
"Um… Izumi-san? This… this really doesn't have alcohol, right?"
No. This was definitely not normal.
I realized the truth a second later.
This wasn't alcohol.
Both Yuira-san and I were becoming unbearably horny.
The non-alcoholic drink I had summoned contained an aphrodisiac effect.
"Non-alcoholic drink that causes sexual arousal?!"
The fourth variety I'd summoned had this exact color. My magic was sloppy. When I asked for "non-alcoholic drinks," it gave me non-alcoholic drinks… but without the extra condition of "no sexual excitement," this kind slipped through.
Oh no.
And this aphrodisiac was strong. Insanely strong.
"…I-Izumi-saaan♡♡♡"
Yuira-san's voice had turned breathy and sweet. Her cheeks were flushed, eyes glassy with lust.
If we sold this as an aphrodisiac, it would sell like crazy.
(Sorry, penguin…)
But this was all Benjamin Franklin's fault. Chastity really was difficult. You were right, old man.
---
"'Sorry, penguin' my ass."
The penguin watched the mating session with pure exasperation, invisible and floating near the ceiling. He made himself transparent every time so he wouldn't be seen.
'Yuira-san, you're already pregnant, so I can't cum inside anymore, okay?'
'Haaaaaiiiii♡♡♡♡♡ I'm so sorry for being such a shameless old hag♡♡♡ Even though you already blessed me with your child♡♡♡ My body still won't calm down at allll♡♡♡♡♡ Please let me serve you with my tits instead♡♡♡'
The two of them were in the middle of a furious paizuri session. Yuira's massive, milk-heavy breasts—already swollen from pregnancy—were wrapped tightly around my throbbing cock. She slid them up and down with eager, sloppy strokes, her nipples hard and leaking tiny drops of milk. Her pussy, visibly dripping despite not being touched, left a growing wet spot on the floor.
'Paizuri feels so goooood♡♡♡♡♡ I love serving Master with my big, lewd pregnant tits♡♡♡♡♡ Yuira is so happy♡♡♡♡♡'
Her face was dreamy, eyes half-lidded in bliss as she squeezed her soft, warm flesh around my shaft. The slick, heavy valley of her cleavage made wet, obscene sounds with every stroke.
I groaned, grabbing her head roughly. "That's it, you greedy pregnant slut. Milk my cock with those fat udders."
'Yesss♡♡♡ Use Yuira's stupid cow tits however you want♡♡♡ They're only good for pleasing Master's cock now♡♡♡'
I slapped her flushed cheek hard—*SMACK!*—the sound echoing through the room. Yuira moaned loudly, her hips twitching as fresh love juice squirted from her untouched cunt.
"Again, you horny bitch."
*SMACK!*
Another sharp slap to the other cheek. Her head snapped sideways, but she only pressed her breasts tighter around me, speeding up her titfuck.
'Harder♡♡♡ Slap your pregnant whore harder♡♡♡ Yuira loves when Master treats her like a cheap cumrag♡♡♡ Even though I'm carrying your baby, I'm still such a filthy slut♡♡♡'
I grabbed her hair and yanked her head back, forcing her to look up at me while I thrust between her tits.
"You're already knocked up and you still can't control your cunt? What kind of shameless milf are you?"
'I'm a shameless, cock-addicted pregnant sow♡♡♡♡♡ Please punish me more♡♡♡ Slap my face while I service you♡♡♡ I don't deserve your child, but I still want more of your cum♡♡♡'
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
Three rapid slaps left red handprints on her cheeks. Yuira's eyes rolled back in ecstasy. Her pussy clenched visibly, squirting a clear arc of juices onto the floor as another orgasm ripped through her from the paizuri alone.
'Cumming♡♡♡ Cumming from just paizuri while pregnant♡♡♡♡♡ Master's cock between my tits is too good♡♡♡'
The stimulation pushed me over the edge.
"Take it, you worthless breeding cow!"
'DOOOOGGGHHH!!!'
I exploded. Thick, powerful ropes of cum blasted out, painting Yuira's face, neck, and overflowing cleavage in heavy white layers. Some shots even reached her hair and closed eyelids. The sheer volume made her look like a glazed pastry.
'Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ So much hot cum♡♡♡♡ It's covering Yuira's slutty face♡♡♡♡♡ I'm cumming again just from being painted♡♡♡♡♡'
Even after I finished, Yuira didn't stop. She kept sliding her cum-smeared tits along my still-hard cock, licking up every drop that landed near her mouth like a starving animal.
'More♡♡♡ Please give Yuira more♡♡♡ Even though my womb is already full of your baby, my body still craves your seed♡♡♡ Use my pregnant holes however you like♡♡♡ Slap me, insult me, treat me like the dirty old whore I am♡♡♡'
I pulled her up by the hair and shoved her onto all fours. Despite her pregnancy, Yuira eagerly presented her dripping pussy, ass high in the air.
"Beg for it properly, you pregnant cumdump."
'Please♡♡♡ Please fuck Yuira's pregnant pussy even though it's already been bred♡♡♡ Pound your shameless milf until she can't think straight♡♡♡ Fill my mouth, my tits, my ass—anywhere except my womb if you want, but please use me hard♡♡♡'
I slammed into her from behind in one brutal thrust. Her soaked walls welcomed me instantly, clenching greedily. I grabbed her swinging breasts and squeezed hard, milk squirting between my fingers.
"Fuck—your cunt is still so tight even after I knocked you up."
'Yes♡♡♡ It's a greedy pregnant cunt that only wants Master's cock♡♡♡ Pound it harder♡♡♡ Slap my ass too♡♡♡ Treat me like a cheap brothel whore♡♡♡'
*SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!*
I rained heavy spanks on her plump ass while hammering into her. Each impact made her pussy flutter wildly. I reached forward and slapped her face again from the side—*SMACK!*—causing her to moan like a bitch in heat.
'Harder♡♡♡ Slap your pregnant bitch's face while you ruin her hole♡♡♡ Yuira is just a walking cum toilet now♡♡♡ Even with a baby inside, she still needs to be fucked senseless every day♡♡♡'
The dirty talk, the wet slapping sounds, the way her pregnant belly swayed beneath her—it was all too much. I yanked her hair back again, forcing her back to arch.
"Gonna cum again—where do you want it, you filthy pregnant slut?"
'On my face♡♡♡ Cover Yuira's slutty pregnant face again♡♡♡ Or paint my tits♡♡♡ Or my ass♡♡♡ Anywhere is fine as long as Master marks his whore♡♡♡'
I pulled out at the last second, flipped her onto her back, and straddled her chest. Stroking my cock furiously, I aimed at her already cum-covered face.
"Open wide and take every drop, you shameless milf!"
'Yes♡♡♡♡♡ Thank you for using Yuira's dirty body♡♡♡'
I erupted again. Another massive load splattered across her face, tits, and swollen belly. Yuira came hands-free from the humiliation and pleasure, her pregnant pussy squirting violently onto the sheets while she screamed in ecstasy.
'Cumming♡♡♡ Cumming so hard from being painted like a whore♡♡♡♡♡ Yuira is so happy to be Master's pregnant cumdump♡♡♡♡♡'
We kept going for what felt like hours—paizuri, face-fucking, ass-slapping, endless filthy degradation—until both of us were drenched in sweat and cum.
---
In the corner, still invisible, the penguin sighed deeply and drew another giant X on his calendar.
"Yep. Today's a failure too."
He watched the pair continue their endless sex for a few more moments, then muttered to himself,
"At this rate, maybe I should just let him keep going. Hell, the guy would probably get hard even in dragon form…"
Shaking his head, the penguin phased through the wall and left the room, leaving the two lovers to fuck well into the night.
'Master's cum is still coming out of my pregnant pussy even though you didn't put it there this time♡♡♡♡♡ It's squirting everywhere♡♡♡♡♡ Yuira is such a lewd, insatiable pregnant bitch♡♡♡♡♡'
The obscene sounds of flesh slapping and shameless moaning continued long after the penguin had gone.