The long-distance communication device — basically a magical video phone — had been installed in the Empire's main warehouse back in the capital. I quickly learned that the people there were using it in the roughest, most casual way possible.
"Gimme booze every single day."
What the hell, man?
I was talking with the old guy in charge of the deal on the other side, and he kept going.
"This stuff is so damn good and yet so cheap. The old brewers around here used to water it down with muddy ditch water. Pure, clean alcohol like yours is something only nobles can drink regularly."
That explained a lot.
When I thought about it, the merchants back in Shiki City were actually pretty impressive. They were constantly working to improve the quality of their own liquor to compete with mine instead of just complaining.
"I'll leave a huge barrel there, so just draw from it. But please hire proper guards to protect it. I can't come every single day."
"…Hmm, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Fine, we'll do it that way. Please take care of it."
So I traveled to the Empire's capital and arranged for the barrel to be made.
Of course, I asked the dwarves to handle it.
"Just one is enough?"
"If it gets destroyed we're screwed, so make it sturdy."
Crafting such a massive barrel with magic was no small task, but the dwarves finished it in no time.
We filled the enormous thing to the brim with my liquor.
The dwarf-made barrel was three meters in diameter and three meters tall. Its capacity was… let's see, I think it could hold around 20,000 liters.
That should be more than enough.
"About the payment… can you wait a bit?"
Irritation prickled at the back of my neck. Negotiations with the Empire's main store were dragging.
They wanted to pay after the fact for the alcohol, which was fine in principle since I couldn't expect full upfront payment for such a huge volume anyway.
But then came the real problem.
"We don't know how much is actually left in that giant barrel, you know?"
More irritation.
In short, they wanted to pay only for what they actually used, not for what was produced. The problem was that "used amount" could only be determined by their own self-reporting. "Produced amount" was clear and measurable, but "used amount" would inevitably lead to underreporting and leaks.
The merchants in Shiki City were decent people, yet even they would take advantage if given the chance. The Empire's people seemed far more troublesome.
No choice.
"I'll come over tomorrow. Let's negotiate in person."
Even if I went, I had no local knowledge and they were clearly planning to swindle me. Talking alone wouldn't work.
So I prepared a countermeasure.
"Valante-san, I need your help."
"I don't mind, but won't they look down on me because I'm a woman?"
I called Valante-san — the incredibly reliable former elf royal guard.
"Yes. That's why I came up with a plan. Here, use this…"
I showed her the mask.
It was the transformation mask I had received from Avarael-san along with the video phone.
Its effect was simple: it completely changed the wearer's appearance while keeping their height the same. Even the voice changed.
It was insanely convenient.
"Ya fuckin' idiot! The hell you mean the numbers don't add up?! You gonna pay the difference outta your own pocket?!"
Valante-san — now transformed into a terrifying, muscle-bound, skinhead thug — slammed her fist on the table so hard it nearly shattered.
The Empire guys had been smirking when they thought it was just me, but the moment the scary-looking "man" appeared via teleport, their faces went pale.
Bald, ripped, and clearly dangerous. Perfect.
"W-Wait a minute… making us responsible for any theft or damage is too high-risk…"
"Then guard the damn booze properly! If you treat management like someone else's problem, of course it'll get stolen!"
I hadn't said a single word the whole time.
But seriously, where did Valante-san learn to talk like a yakuza? And why did she look like she was having the time of her life?
"We can discuss theft compensation, but we won't budge on the production price."
I finally spoke up.
"Exactly! The work is done the moment it's made! The cheap price is because you handle storage! If you don't like it, I'll just sell to someone else!"
The Empire merchants looked like they had swallowed a bitter pill.
Of course. If my liquor went to another dealer, their store would lose a huge chunk of business.
"Fine… we'll handle theft on a case-by-case basis. Please proceed."
The negotiation ended successfully.
"Humans really are ugly creatures," Valante-san sighed happily as she removed the mask and stretched her elegant limbs.
"You were really intense back there."
"You have to shout like that or they'll walk all over you. Once they look down on you, it's over."
What a scary world.
But I had already survived and adapted to it.
"I'm tired after working for the first time in a while," Valante-san said with a bright smile.
"I absorbed quite a lot of sadistic energy earlier, so next… let's do the masochistic side."
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡"
Valante-san and I were having sex.
But since she was already pregnant with my child, I wasn't putting it in her pussy today.
Instead—
"Her asshole is already so loose…"
After thoroughly cleaning her rear entrance, I pushed my cock inside without hesitation.
"My shithole♡♡♡♡♡ It's been stretched so wide it's like a second pussy now♡♡♡♡♡ I've been trained to take cock in my ass like a bitch in heat♡♡♡"
Valante-san screamed in ecstasy, her proud elf voice cracking with shameless pleasure.
"A proud♡♡♡ member of the Elf Royal Guard♡♡♡ lost to a human cock♡♡♡ Got knocked up by a human and now I'm offering my filthy asshole just to please him♡♡♡ It's so humiliating I'm cumming alreadyyyyyy!!!!!!"
*SPPPPPPLLLLASH!!!!*
She squirted hard, her pussy gushing even though nothing was inside it.
Her asshole had been completely reshaped — loose, greedy, and swallowing my entire length with wet, obscene sounds.
"With a hole this sloppy, won't you start leaking shit too?"
At my mocking words, her eyes rolled back in delight.
"Yes♡♡♡ Euryaut Valante♡♡♡ lost completely to a human man's cock♡♡♡ and has been turned into a perverted slave whose asshole leaks like a broken toilet♡♡♡♡♡ It's so pathetic and degrading I love it so muuuuuch♡♡♡"
While saying such humiliating things, she came again from pure shame and joy.
*Shhhhhhhhhhhh—*
She lost control and pissed herself, golden fluid spraying everywhere.
"You're actually getting off on how miserable you are, huh?"
"Yes♡♡♡ I've thrown away all my pride and become the lowest female pig♡♡♡ I'll do anything for cock — the most worthless elf sow imaginable♡♡♡ Ahh! Move it more♡♡♡ Fill my dirty ass with your thick cum too!!!!!"
Her desperate scream pushed me over the edge.
*SPUUUUUUUURT!!!!!!*
I pumped rope after thick rope of hot cum deep into her bowels.
"I'm cummingggggg!!!! So goooood!!!!"
Valante-san thrashed and bucked wildly, her whole body convulsing in orgasm.
I pulled out slowly, my cock glistening with her juices and my own seed.
"Lick it clean."
Without the slightest hesitation, the once-proud elf royal guard opened her mouth and eagerly sucked my dirty cock, licking every inch that had just been buried in her asshole.
"It tastes so good♡♡♡♡♡ I love being dominated by this cock♡♡♡ Please bully this defeated elf sow even more♡♡♡"
Valante-san nuzzled her cheek lovingly against my shaft, kissing and worshipping it like it was her god.
"Ahh♡♡♡ I love it♡♡♡ I swear absolute loyalty to this cock♡♡♡ Euryaut Valante is the lowest elf slave who lost to a human man♡♡♡"
Watching the elegant, beautiful elf degrade herself so shamelessly gave me an intense gap-moe rush.
And just like that, I kept fucking her — slapping her ass red, choking her slender throat, calling her every filthy name I could think of — until she finally passed out in a puddle of her own squirt, piss, and my cum.
After the negotiation, the moment we returned to my private room, Valante-san's switch flipped completely.
She dropped to her knees instantly, eyes shining with masochistic hunger.
"Please… use me like the worthless elf whore I am♡♡♡ I've been holding it in the whole time I was acting tough…"
I grabbed her long silver hair roughly and slapped her cheek — not too hard, but sharp enough to sting.
"You were so scary and loud earlier, shouting like a thug. Now look at you — begging to get your ass ruined. Pathetic."
*SLAP!*
Another smack landed on her other cheek. Her face flushed with pleasure.
"Yes♡♡♡ Slap me more♡♡♡ I deserve it for pretending to be strong when I'm really just a cock-addicted pig♡♡♡"
I shoved her face down onto the bed, ass up, and spread her cheeks wide. Her asshole was already twitching, loose and shiny from earlier cleaning.
Without any warmup, I slammed my cock balls-deep into her ass in one brutal thrust.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡ My shithole♡♡♡ It swallowed you so easily♡♡♡ I'm completely broken back there♡♡♡"
I wrapped one hand around her elegant throat from behind and squeezed firmly while my other palm rained down hard on her perfect elf ass.
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
Each slap left bright red handprints on her pale skin.
"Tell me exactly what you are, Valante."
"I'm… a proud elf who lost to human cock♡♡♡ Got pregnant by a human and now I'm offering my asshole because my pussy is off-limits♡♡♡ Choke me harder while you wreck my guts♡♡♡"
I tightened my grip on her throat, cutting off just enough air to make her head spin, and started pounding her ass with savage, deep strokes.
*THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP*
Her loose hole made wet, filthy squelching sounds every time I bottomed out.
"Does it feel good getting fucked in the ass like a cheap whore?"
"It feels amazing♡♡♡♡♡ My asshole is better than my pussy now♡♡♡ I'm just a hole for you to use♡♡♡ Slap my ass until it's purple, please♡♡♡"
*SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!*
I spanked her mercilessly while choking her, watching her body jerk and tremble.
"You're leaking everywhere. Look at this mess. What kind of royal guard pisses herself from getting ass-fucked?"
"I'm the worst♡♡♡ A disgusting, leaking elf sow♡♡♡ I love how humiliating it is♡♡♡ Call me more names, choke me until I almost black out♡♡♡"
I yanked her head back by the hair, forcing her to arch painfully while I railed her asshole even harder.
"Beg for my cum in your shithole."
"Please♡♡♡ Fill my dirty ass with your hot cum♡♡♡ Breed my bowels like the pathetic cumdump I am♡♡♡ I want it overflowing so I can feel it drip out for hours♡♡♡"
The dirty talk kept flying back and forth as I fucked her senseless.
"You were shouting at those merchants like a boss earlier. Now you're moaning like a bitch in heat. Say it."
"I'm a fake tough girl♡♡♡ Deep down I just want to be broken by human cock♡♡♡ I'm your personal elf toilet♡♡♡ Use me whenever you want♡♡♡"
I slapped her tits from the side, pinched her nipples hard, and kept choking her throat while my hips slammed against her ass.
Her orgasms came one after another — squirting, shaking, screaming — until her voice grew hoarse.
When I finally came, I buried myself to the hilt and flooded her intestines with thick, heavy loads of cum.
"I'm cumming in your ass, you worthless elf pig."
"Yes♡♡♡♡♡ Fill me♡♡♡ Mark your defeated elf slave♡♡♡ Aaaahhhhh I'm cumming from my ass again♡♡♡♡♡"
I pulled out and immediately shoved my dirty cock into her mouth.
"Clean it. Taste your own ass and my cum."
Valante-san sucked greedily, tears of pleasure streaming down her face, moaning around my shaft.
"Mmmph♡♡♡ So delicious♡♡♡ I love the taste of my own ruined hole on your cock♡♡♡ Please keep using me… slap me, choke me, degrade me more♡♡♡"
We continued for a long time — me alternating between choking her, slapping every part of her body, and pounding her loose asshole while she begged and thanked me in the most humiliating, broken language imaginable.
By the time she finally passed out, Valante-san was a complete mess: covered in red handprints, drooling, leaking cum from her ass, and wearing the most satisfied, blissful smile I had ever seen on her face.
I looked down at the once-proud elf who had shouted like a yakuza boss just hours ago, now reduced to a quivering, cum-drunk masochistic slave.
The gap was incredibly cute.
And I knew we would be doing this again very, very soon.