I usually woke up around eight in the morning.
Lately, though, I'd been waking up much earlier.
The reason was right between my legs.
"Aaahn♡ I love big brother's huge cock so much♡♡♡ I'll lick your balls, your pubic hair, every single inch♡♡♡"
Merry-chan.
This adorable little half-elf had taken it upon herself to wake me up every single morning.
And every morning started with a sloppy, eager blowjob that always ended in a deep, creampie finish.
Was I always this insanely virile? I honestly didn't remember being like this back on Earth. Maybe it was because I kept smearing aphrodisiac on the girls… and then accidentally ingesting some myself through all the kissing and licking? That was my working theory.
It had been about two weeks since I first slept with Miju-san.
Ten days since Roiza joined us.
Roiza was ridiculously competent. She handled all the cleaning, took orders, managed the customers, and never made mistakes. I could trust her completely. The elves had given me something far more valuable than gold when they handed her over.
And then there was Merry-chan.
She was tiny, had her own home, and could only really help part-time, but even that was a big help.
More than anything, though…
"Big brother, let's get married~ I want you to keep me in this house like your little pet wife♡♡♡ I'll give you tons and tons of babies♡♡♡"
She was incredibly clingy and affectionate.
And lately, I'd discovered I really enjoyed being a little mean to this super-cute girl.
"Hmm, I don't know… marrying you? With a pussy as loose and sloppy as yours?"
"Nooo♡♡♡ I'll work hard♡♡♡ I'll try really hard♡♡♡ Even if I can't be your wife, I can be your personal onahole♡ Or just a meat toilet♡♡♡ Please keep me by your side♡♡♡"
She said it while eagerly licking my asshole, her small tongue swirling shamelessly.
"Merry will do anything for you♡ Anything at all♡ Just let me have your cock and I'll be the perfect little cum-dump♡"
Looking down at her pathetic, lewd position — face buried between my cheeks, ass up high — I couldn't hold back anymore.
I flipped her over and pushed her down onto the bed.
"It's here♡♡♡ Big brother's massive cock is inside me again♡♡♡"
"Your tiny body has changed so much already. Look at this — your pussy's turning dark and your lips are getting all puffy and ruined. I'm going to fuck you so hard it'll never go back to normal."
"Yes♡♡♡ Ruin my pussy♡♡♡ Turn it into your personal loose, sloppy cunt♡♡♡ Train me to be your exclusive meat sleeve♡♡♡"
She was so wet and stretched now that I slid in smoothly, all the way to the hilt in one thrust.
I'd been having sex with all three half-elves almost every day, but Merry-chan easily got the most loads.
"Alright… I'm going to cum."
"Cum inside♡♡♡ Knock me up♡♡♡ Fill your little wife's womb♡♡♡"
I groaned and pumped thick, heavy ropes of semen deep into her. Even though I knew I was having way too much sex, the moment I saw that blissful, happy smile on her face, I immediately wanted to do it all over again.
After the morning fun, it was time for the lunch shopping run.
Lately Roiza came with me.
"I'd love it if you learned the shopping route too. Not everything at once, but the lighter stuff at least."
"Yes, boss."
Roiza was serious and diligent.
"Are you thinking about going independent someday? You've been studying the business pretty hard."
"If you'll allow it. This job is actually really fun."
Huh. That wasn't a bad idea.
Maybe opening a branch store?
It wouldn't be hard — just find a place within commuting distance.
Yeah… running everything from this single shop was starting to hit its limit.
I wanted to spread soba across this entire world.
"I'll think about it."
On the way back, we passed through the city center where a loud voice was calling out.
"Hey everyone! Tomorrow there's a dance competition in the main square!"
It was the big plaza where events were often held.
Events… events…
"Oh!"
That's it.
An event.
"Hey, Roiza. Don't you think a cooking competition would be fun?"
"A cooking competition?"
She tilted her head, curious.
"People make dishes and judges give them scores."
Basically like those TV shows I used to watch back on Earth.
"Hmm… that does sound interesting."
"Yeah. I should talk to some people about it."
If I rented the plaza and threw a big event, it could be the perfect way to spread soba even further.
Right now soba only existed in my shop because of the ingredient problem.
I wanted to make it popular across the whole world!
"Let's tell everyone tonight."
That evening, I invited the guild master of the local restaurant association over for dinner and casually brought up the idea while we ate and drank.
"That sounds fuckin' awesome! Let's do it!"
"Right!?"
"We can definitely rent the plaza."
"Also, can we get some famous judges? People who really know food?"
"Local foodies not good enough?"
"Ideally someone well-known… someone who understands cuisine from all over the world…"
"I know a few people who fit that. Alright, I'll get things moving."
"As expected of the guild master! Tonight's on me! Drink as much as you want!"
"Hell yeah! You're easy to work with! Let's drink hard tonight!!"
A cooking competition.
I was actually getting excited.