Once upon a time there was a mage named Brennan Pike, whose dating history would confound philosophers and historians alike. He would be the first to tell you that he ignored red flags like his brain was on strike and hindsight only shows up when it damn well likes.
He was also under the influence of potions and curses.
Yes, you read that right.
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THE EMMA ELDRITCH EXPERIENCE
EARLY RED FLAGS: The Three D's Of Don't Date That
1) Delusional Date's Draft of Doom:
Save-the-date invitations after their first date. Mr. and Mrs. Pike. She told him it was a joke. She had three hundred made. That should have been a red flag the size of Velkaris.
2) Deviated Septum Domestication:
She cursed him so that anytime he mentioned a female name, he full-body sneezed like he was having an exorcism. It was meant to be funny, Brennan, she swore. That should have been the confirmation he needed that this bitch was crazy.
3) Demonic Dollhouse of the Damned:
