The gods were back to split-screening the cosmos again. Everything was too good, too filthy, too on-fire to watch in a single frame like some amateur and they refused to miss a single carriage crash, orgasm, or war crime.
FIRST SCREEN: America's Next Top Interrogator
A Beta wolf and a dragon princess torture a morally questionable mage together while a dragon gets jealous. Featuring: Blair Drakencrest (dictatorship enthusiast), Damon Tavian (GOAT Beta), Griffin Ironreach (threesome probability: 0%), Brennan Pike (my ex girlfriend is his ex), Ryker Stormvale (flask vibes), and Sterling Emberfell (unknown feeling loading: 50%).
SECOND SCREEN: Crown & Order
The Commander of the Kingsguard is currently leading a manhunt to bring down the most dangerous criminal in Solveil history after her failed assassination attempt left their king comatose.
THIRD SCREEN: So You Think You Can Mate
