Pov : ordinary man named Zak. Bring the Sword to the Top*
[Setting: Outside Konohagakure Village, after a fierce fight between Naruto and Pain]
[POV: You, Zak, an ordinary man from the modern world, suddenly wake up in the middle of a familiar, but strange-feeling forest. You're wearing modern casual clothes, but on your back... feels heavy. You turned your head and gasped in shock. The... Samehada?! That scaly and hungry Kisame Hoshigaki sword is really on your back!]
Me: "What the hell?! Where am I? Why did I bring this sword? Samehada?! This... This is impossible! I must be dreaming."
[While still confused and trembling, you tried to release Samehada, but the sword seemed to be stuck tightly to your back, as if it had its own will.]
Samehada: (Makes a strange rustling sound, her scales twitching) "Chirp... Chirp..."
Me: "He... Are you talking?! He was like life! Okay, Zak, calm down. It must be genjutsu, or maybe I fainted and dreamed. There's no way Samehada exists in the real world, let alone on my back!"
[You try to calm down and look around. This forest... The trees are huge, and there are traces of battle everywhere. Huge craters, fallen trees, and strange energy auras. You start to panic again.]
Me: "The traces of this battle... This is no ordinary forest. And this sword... I have to get rid of him before anyone sees me!"
[You tried your best to let go of Samehada, but the sword stuck tighter. Suddenly, you heard the sound of footsteps approaching.]
Voice 1: "You guys feel that? There are strange chakra traces around here."
Sound 2: "Yes, very strong, and... a little terrible."
[You're hiding behind a big tree, your heart is pounding. From behind the tree, you see three Konoha shinobi figures approaching: Kakashi Hatake, Yamato, and Sakura Haruno.]
Zak: (Whispers in panic) "Kakashi?! Yamato?! Sakura?! I... I'm really in Konoha? After Pain's attack?! This... Is this a miracle or a nightmare?!"
Kakashi: (Activating his Sharingan) "Wait. Trace of the chakra... comes from behind the tree."
Yamato: "Get ready!"
Sakura: (Clowns her fist) "Who's there?! Show yourself!"
[You know there's no way out. You have to deal with them. Trembling, you came out of hiding, with Samehada still clinging tightly to your back.]
Me: "T-please don't attack! I... I didn't mean to be evil!"
[Kakashi, Yamato, and Sakura flinched in shock when they saw you, especially seeing Samehada on your back.]
Sakura: "What is it... Samehada?! Akatsuki's sword?!"
Yamato: "How could he have it?! Kisame Hoshigaki is dead, right?"
Kakashi: (Looks at you sharply) "Who are you, and how did you get that sword?"
Me: "My name is Zak. I... I don't know how I could be here, or why I brought this sword! I just woke up, and this sword is already on my back!"
[Samehada again made a strange rustling sound, her scales moving restlessly.]
Samehada: "Chirp... Chirp..."
Sakura: "He... He seemed to recognize the sword. And that sword... doesn't seem to resist it."
Yamato: "This is strange. Samehada is usually only loyal to Kisame."
Kakashi: "Are you a shinobi?"
Me: "No! I... I'm just a normal guy! I don't know how to use ninjutsu, or taijutsu, or genjutsu! I'm just... I just love watching anime, and... And now I'm in it!"
[Kakashi, Yamato, and Sakura exchanged glances, confused by your explanation.]
Kakashi: "Watching anime? What is it?"
Bag: "Eh, forget it. In essence, I don't know anything! Please, help me take this sword off!"
Yamato: "Maybe Samehada saw something in you. Hidden powers?"
Sakura: "Or maybe she's just... hungry?"
[Suddenly, Naruto Uzumaki appeared among them, with his Sage Mode clothes still a little dirty.]
Naruto: "Hey, what's this?! Who is that guy? And what's that on his back?"
Sakura: "Naruto! This guy... he brought Samehada!"
Naruto: "Huh?! Samehada?! That shark man sword?!" (Naruto approaches you and looks at Samehada curiously) "Wow, cool! But... why is that sword on you?"
Zak: "I... I don't know, Naruto! I just woke up and this sword is already here! She... she doesn't want to let go!"
[Samehada made another rustling sound, but this time it sounded more... enthusiastic?]
Samehada: "Chirp... Chirp!"
Naruto: "Wow, his sword speaks! He seems to like you!"
Zak: "Like me?! She's terrible! I want her to go!"
[Samehada suddenly moved and broke away from your back, but not to escape, but to... rub his head against your cheek, like a spoiled dog.]
Me: "Hiiiy! He... "Did you kiss me?"
Naruto: (Laughs out loud) "Hahaha! That sword really likes you, Zak! Looks like you have a pet 'shark' now!"
Sakura: "This... This is ridiculous. Samehada, the legendary sword of the Mish, is acting like a spoiled dog?"
Yamato: "Maybe Samehada sees potential in Zak, even though he's an ordinary man."
Kakashi: "After all, we have to take it to the village. We can't let such a powerful sword roam unattended."
[Kakashi looks at you seriously.]
Kakashi: "Zak, you should come with us to Konoha. We have to figure out how you got here, and what we have to do with Samehada."
Zak: (Sighs resignedly, looking at Samehada who is still rubbing her head against your cheek) "Alright. It seems like I have no other choice."
[Naruto hugs your shoulder.]
Naruto: "Don't worry, Zak! Konoha is a fun place! And who knows, maybe you can become a great shinobi with the help of Samehada!"
Me: "Shinobi?! Me?! I can't even throw a kunai properly!"
Naruto: "Don't worry! I'll teach you! I'm going to be a great teacher!"
Sakura: "You? Teacher? Hahaha, we'll see later, Naruto."
[As you walk towards Konoha with the shinobi, Samehada returns to your back, but this time it feels more... comfortable, as if you and the sword were bound by fate.]
Zak: (Whispers to Samehada) "Okay, big. It seems like we're stuck together now. Don't mess around, okay?"
Samehada: (Lets out a soft rustling sound) "Chirp..."
[Your new adventure in the world of Naruto Shippuden begins, with Samehada, a hungry legendary sword, as an unexpected companion on your journey.]
Pov : *I walked alone in the village and met Tsunade*
The situation in Konoha is in a hectic state due to the rebuilding period. You walked alone, trying to ignore the astonished gazes of the people who saw the strangely dressed man with a giant scaly sword on his back.
Suddenly, from the opposite direction, appeared a woman in a green robe with the kanji "Hokage" written on her back. His footsteps sounded firm, and his aura was extremely intimidating. Next to him was Shizune who was carrying a pile of documents and a small pig named Tonton.
It was Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage.
Meeting with the Legend
Tsunade stopped abruptly when she saw you. His eyes narrowed, staring intently at the large object wrapped in a bandage on your back.
Tsunade: "Stop there, young people. Shizune, is my eyes not seeing wrong? What is it that this man is carrying?"
Shizune: (Trembling) "T-master Princess... it's really Samehada! But... he's not Kisame, and he doesn't look like the shinobi from Kirigakure!"
Tsunade: (Stepping closer, his aura gives you goosebumps) "I've heard reports from Kakashi about a strange man named Zak. So, this is the person?"
Zak: (Nervous to death) "I-yes, Miss Hokage... I mean, Mr. Hokage! I'm Zak. I really don't know why this sword is following me!"
Tsunade: (Standing right in front of you, almost the same height but the pressure is amazing) "Listen, Zak. Samehada is a chakra-consuming sword. The fact that he doesn't suck you dry and instead looks 'calm' on your back is just ridiculous."
[Suddenly, Samehada reacted. Instead of attacking, the sword instead took out a little of its scales and tried to touch Tsunade's cloak, as if asking for attention.]
Tsunade: (his fists, ready to strike) "Don't you dare touch me, you ugly sword!"
Me: "Sorry! Sorry! "Shut up!"
[You tried to hold back Samehada, but the sword instead shook with joy as it felt the enormous and dense chakra of Tsunade's body.]
Tsunade: (Sighs, his anger turns to curiosity) "Enough. I don't feel any killing intent from you, Zak. But you are an anomaly. A civilian with no chakra in sight, wielding an S-level weapon..."
Hokage's Decision
Tsunade folds her hands on her chest and looks at you intently.
Tsunade: "I have two options for you. First, I confiscate the sword and lock you up in the interrogation room of Ibiki Morino so that we know where you really came from."
Zak: (Swallows a spit) "The second option... Sounds so much better?"
Tsunade: (Slight sly sly) "Second option: You work for Konoha. Since Samehada likes you, you will be under close surveillance. You will help the village development. Your physical strength may be ordinary, but it can be useful for detecting intruders or absorbing enemy chakra in case of an attack."
Shizune: "But Mr. Princess, she doesn't have a ninja base!"
Tsunade: "So we give him a basis. Zak, starting tomorrow, you will report to the training field. If you try to run away or the sword hurts the citizens..." (Tsunade hits the wall beside her until it cracks a thousand) "... I'll take care of you myself."
Me: "Okay, miss! I get it! I'll work hard!"
Tsunade: "Good. Shizune, give her a free ramen coupon for tonight. He looks like a person who hasn't eaten for three days."
[Tsunade walks past you, but had time to whisper something.]
Tsunade: "Take good care of the sword, Zak. In this world, such a power is both a blessing and a curse. Don't let him control you."