Saturo:hey idiot why are you so quiet lately..
A/n : yk to
Saturo: ohh it's like that seriously you are almost an adult and you are still afraid of PTM.
A/n : says a person who has only attended high school lvl education.
Saturo : I am 9 so that's a compliment.
A/n : like hell it is .
Saturo: seriously you are literally yawning how lazy can you get.
A/n : jealous much??
Saturo: ("... ")
You do know that it was a insult right.
A/n : uhmm it was the truth wasn't it.
Saturo: (".. ")
A/n : dear readers pls choose the name for the three pokemons .
Continue....
Swampert barrged in and used a hydro pump on saturo's face. Saturo who opened his arms wide for an cliche reunion troupe was hit by the hydro pump.
To everyone's( pokemons) surprise after the attack passed because Saturo didn't even get wet from the attack much less get flung.
Saturo: ahh my favorite anti Cynthia technique :
Slightl pause ...
Infinity I haven't used since the last month
...
Saturo crossed his arms smugly while the last remnants of water floated motionlessly around him, suspended inches away from his body like an invisible wall existed between him and reality itself.
"Ahh yes…" he said proudly.
"My favorite anti-Cynthia technique…"
A dramatic pause followed.
"…Infinity."
Another pause.
"I haven't used this since last month."
The entire room fell silent.
Even the Swampert looked confused.
Escanor slowly rotated his head toward Rem.
A/n : there's a thing known as copyright infringement nga.
Saturo pointed confidently toward the hovering water.
I am merely useing the psychic energy not the cursed energy just give it a physical form through my aura.
"You see this?"
"This is the difference between me and normal psychics."
A/n : delusion.
Saturo : "It's not delusion if I can back it up."
A/n : says the nine year old who would get punched in the face if not for me backing him up
Saturo opened his mouth to argue back—
Knock knock.
The room froze.
A/n : "…"
"…who's there?"
A voice came from outside the door.
"Your delivery sir."
A/n blinked.
"Oh."
A small pause followed.
"Wait."."I'm way too broke and lazy to order anything."
Another pause.
"…who's there, I am calling the 911 ?"
The door slowly creaked open.
BZZZZZT.
A/n immediately collapsed onto the floor after getting hit directly by a stun gun.
A tall man calmly stepped into the room while putting the stun gun away like this was somehow normal behavior.
The narrator adjusted his coat before speaking seriously.
"It would be for the best."looking at A/n.
The narrator cleared his throat dramatically.
"Cough."
"Stopping a Hydro Pump of such magnitude…"
He pointed toward Saturo.
"…without taking damage…"
The curtains suddenly started fluttering despite the windows being closed.
"…was no easy feat."
The narrator continued speaking with increasing unnecessary dramatic energy.
"Such a thing could not normally be achieved by ordinary humans…"
A pause.
"…nor psychics."
Lightning flashed outside.
There were no clouds.
"With the sole exception of one being…"
The narrator pointed upward dramatically.
"GOJO SATURO."
Silence.
A/n from the floor : "THIS IS COPYRIGHT FRAUD."
Nobody listened.
A second figure slowly walked through the broken doorway.Dark clothes.White hair.Infinite lawsuit energy.
Satoru Gojo casually waved.
"Ahh yes."
"I called you a few chapters ago."Tiny pause.
"What took you so long?"Another man immediately dropped to his knees.
"The meat eater" trembled emotionally.
"N-no nothing sir…"...Tears formed in his eyes."It is my honor to stand in your presence."
Saturo blinked slowly. "…why is he called the meat eater?"
A/n :Even I don't know what it means it's a English slang for a fan or something like that. English isn't my native language so
Pls don't question me.
Narrator: "We do not ask forbidden questions."...
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