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Chapter 708 - Chapter 708: Former Self

[Shui Yue'er: Um... If I retract that now, is it too late?]

That was not the case.

Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Shui Yue'er had all stood up, preparing to sneak away.

Bibi Dong put down her chopsticks and waved her hand. Her Spirit Power instantly locked onto the three of them. Then, with another wave, three stools appeared in front of them, and she pressed them down onto the stools and began spanking them.

Slap, slap, slap—!!

"Wuwuwu..."

"Pope sister, spare us..."

"We were wrong, we really know we were wrong."

"You jerks, you finished listening to the story, couldn't you have helped block her?"

"Brother Leon..."

Leon shook his head helplessly.

[Leon: You three look smart, but you're dumber than the next.]

[Leon: Why didn't Lingling say anything?]

[Leon: Why did Lingling say she couldn't remember? This topic is so fascinating, could she really have forgotten?]

[Leon: Especially you, Shui Yue'er, what kind of soapy plot did you add? Is that something a normal person could come up with?]

Leon grew more irritated the more he thought about it. He stood up, walked over to Shui Yue'er, and slapped her curvy buttocks.

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Hahaha!]

[Call Me Her Majesty: I'm dying of laughter. Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, you guys are so stupid, you dared to say that in front of Bibi Dong and the others.]

[Dugu Yan: It really had to be you, Ye Lingling!]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Actually, I was a bit puzzled earlier. I thought that, normally, Lingling couldn't possibly have such a bad memory, right?]

[Ye Guyi: She said she had a bad memory and forgot, but she was actually using that to guide others into telling the story.]

[Liu Erlong: As expected of General Number Nine!]

[Ning Rongrong: Pope sister, I want to report this. When we were privately fleshing out this story, all the key plot points were thought up by Ye Lingling.]

[Xiao Wu: That's right!]

Bibi Dong walked over to Ye Lingling's side and called out:

"Lingling."

"Stick your butt up!"

Slap!

Bibi Dong raised her hand and struck Ye Lingling's buttocks, making Everyone present burst into laughter.

[Dark Avenger: Number Nine has finally been sanctioned!]

[Ma Xiaotao: Hahaha!]

[Ye Guyi: This is satisfying.]

[Wang Dong'er: Senior Bo Saixi, why aren't you guys saying anything?]

[Ah Rou: You're silly, child. They all owe a favor to Number Nine, so even if they want to laugh, they can't, right?]

[Bo Saixi: Ah Rou, we may be close, but we will still sue you for defamation if you talk nonsense.]

[Liu Erlong: That's right, don't slander us. We absolutely wouldn't laugh. We all respect General Number Nine very much!]

[Wang Dong'er: Ling Luochen, why aren't you laughing either?]

[Ah Yin: Because they also want to receive guidance from Number Nine!]

[Zhu Lu: Uh oh!]

[Zhu Lu: Ancestor, your position as the head of the harem seems to be in jeopardy. Look, more than half of the people in the Group Chat are Number Nine's people; her prestige has already surpassed yours.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: It doesn't matter. If you employ someone, don't doubt them; if you doubt them, don't employ them.]

[Number Nine: I would go through fire and water for you, Her Majesty the Empress!]

[Zhu Zhuyun: As expected of the two of you.]

Lunch ended amidst the playfulness.

Big Silly Cat jumped into Ning Rongrong's arms and looked at Leon, asking: "Leon, where is the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, and how are we going to get there?"

When Big Silly Cat was full, it preferred to be held by Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu because it wasn't crowded in their arms.

Uh...

Fortunately, Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu didn't know, otherwise they would have made it spit out everything it ate and drank.

Ning Rongrong smiled and said: "That's something you'll have to ask Yan Yan; she's the most familiar with the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well."

Dugu Yan was speechless upon hearing this.

[Dugu Yan: Tang San, that dog!]

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Leon looked at Everyone and said calmly: "The Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well isn't that far. I'll just fly you all there."

"Let's go!"

"Yuna, you'll have a surprise in a moment."

As Leon spoke, he led Everyone outside, turned the Three-Pointed, Double-Edged Halberd into a huge giant sword, had Everyone jump on, and flew toward the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.

Previously, because they had to take Tang Ya and the others to see the grassroots civilians and the situation of the Evil Soul Masters on the Douluo Continent, they had been traveling by carriage. Now, there was no need for such trouble.

[ Wei Na: This... Leon, is this also a Spirit Tool?]

[Red Dream Dust: Leon's original words were, if you consider it a Spirit Tool, then you have to add a Level—Level 99.]

[Cute Snow Woman 1: Are you going to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well now? Is there any gossip to eat today?]

[Number Nine: Eat, we'll eat the story we just told.]

[Bibi Dong: Your butt is itching again.]

[Liu Erlong: Old Woman, that's where you're wrong. You've already finished hitting her, aren't you going to let us keep chatting?]

[Bo Saixi: Bibi Dong, aren't you curious about their story?]

[Tang Yuehua: The setup has begun.]

[ Little Snow Woman 2: Gossip, gossip, gossip!]

[Dugu Yan: Let Leon tell it. Leon tells it well. We were just talking for fun back then, but Leon can make the story both good and fun.]

[Xiao Wu: Right!]

[Ning Rongrong: Brother Leon, tell us quickly. Change the ending to match Shui Yue'er's version.]

[Qian Yuhan: I agree!]

[Ma Xiaotao: The minority in the Group Chat obeys the majority. Leon, please begin your performance.]

Leon was speechless at this.

[Leon: I really can't do anything about you guys!]

[Leon: The road is long, just consider it chatting with you for fun. I'll tell you one segment: if I didn't have a Cheat System, and was just an ordinary person, what the love-hate relationship between the Pope sister and me would be like.]

[Qian Renxue: If you dare to tell it as soapily as they said, you just wait.]

[Leon: I'll try.]

[Leon: "Beginning: Locked in the Secret Chamber by Bibi Dong" Chapter 1 (Seeing Her Former Self).

In the The Pope's Palace, Hu Liena twisted her clothes tightly, her cheeks flushed with an unprecedented blush; that was the shyness and sweetness of a girl in love. She took a deep breath and pulled the slightly thin-looking boy behind her to the front.

"Teacher, I want to introduce someone to you. His name is Leon, he is... he is my boyfriend."]

[Leon: Bibi Dong sat on the high Pope throne, her gaze falling on the boy. Her Spiritual Power swept over him subconsciously, and her brows instantly locked tightly.

"Level 9 Spirit Power?" "What is your Innate Spirit Power?"]

[Leon: Leon replied, "Innate Spirit Power... 0.25."]

[Leon: The corners of Bibi Dong's mouth curled into a faint sneer. In the Spirit Hall, such a waste wasn't even fit to be a servant, yet Nana actually said he was her boyfriend?

"Boyfriend?"

"Nana, do you know what you are saying? A waste with only 0.25 Innate Spirit Power, is he worthy of standing beside the Holy Maiden of the Spirit Hall?"]

[Leon: Hu Liena raised her head anxiously, her eyes full of defense:

"Teacher! Leon is not a waste! Although his Spirit Power is low, he is very smart, and... and he is very good to me! I don't care about his Spirit Power!"]

[Leon: "Shut up!" Bibi Dong stood up abruptly, the terrifying pressure belonging to a Level 99 Limit Douluo erupted instantly.

She walked down the steps step by step, each step feeling like it was treading on Hu Liena's heart.

"You are the future hope of the Spirit Hall, the candidate for the next Pope! Your partner must be a dragon among men, someone who can assist you in achieving hegemony! Not this kind of trash who can't even Cultivate their Martial Soul normally!"

"Lock this waste up for me!"]

[Leon: "Teacher! No!"

Hu Liena exclaimed, wanting to rush over to protect Leon...]

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