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Chapter 637 - Chapter 637: Pair of Perverts?

"What?"

At this moment, God King Tang San and his group were completely fuming with rage.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Eat a meal? Eat my ass!

So only you have a wife, and only you need to eat?

Go eat in the jungle!

Pah.

Who's calling you to dinner? Who exactly is calling you to dinner?

We've taken so many slaps and haven't answered a single question correctly, while you haven't been slapped once, and now you say you're not playing anymore?

Isn't this just bullying honest people?

Destruction and Rong Nianbing were also stunned at this moment.

Uh, what?

Wait, brother, we just got into the groove. Although you saying you're not playing anymore feels quite thrilling...

We haven't had enough fun yet!

Could you hold on a bit longer and let us finish enjoying this?

[Number Nine: Damn!]

[Xiao Xiao is the Cutest: Tang San looks like he wants to eat someone right now, doesn't he?]

[Red Dream Dust: I'm seriously going to die laughing. How did you come up with such a hilarious excuse?]

[Call Me Her Majesty: We really haven't eaten dinner tonight yet. We're done playing, let's go eat!]

[Zhu Zhuyun: I can testify, Little Golden Lion is being serious.]

[Xiao Wu: Hahaha!]

[Bibi Dong: I'm wondering what Tang San and the others will say next?]

[Qian Renxue: Is it possible they'll just start swearing directly?]

[Liu Erlong: If he can hold back from swearing, I'll respect him as a real man!]

Ning Rongrong also spoke up at this time, shouting, "Brother Leon, come eat quickly!"

Everyone in the Group Chat was laughing uncontrollably now.

Even though they knew Leon had this trick up his sleeve, they still couldn't help laughing!

And indeed.

After a moment of realization, God King Tang San burst into curses in the next second:

"Leon!"

"You despicable, shameless bastard with no integrity or righteousness!"

"You're not even human!"

"We haven't answered a single question and have all been slapped. What right do you have to say you're not playing?"

"With your strength, you still need to eat... Eat my ass! Were you a starved ghost in your past Life?"

Douluo World 2 Xiao Wu also said with a face full of anger, "You're going too far! What right do you have to stop playing?"

Douluo World 2 Ning Rongrong also gritted her teeth and said, "No, absolutely not! What right do you have to quit whenever you want? It's our turn to ask now, you must continue playing!"

"God King of Destruction."

Destruction was also somewhat caught between laughter and tears. He glanced at Tang San's group, recalled the game rules, and said:

"Well..."

"To be honest, I also want the game to continue, but I have no reason to force them. You said before that it could end at any time."

Life nodded and added, "Yes, you didn't specify how to end it before. You only said that if either side is dissatisfied with the answers, they can quit the game at any time."

Rong Nianbing looked at Destruction, then at Tang San's group, and finally fixed his gaze on Leon's group in the projection. He also felt like he hadn't had enough!

Frankly speaking.

The things Tang San had done were mostly exposed by Leon by now.

Such a shameless person.

Who wouldn't want to slap him twice?

Even a passing dog would want to give Tang San two slaps!

Leon also said with a troubled face, "I'm serious, I really need to eat. You can see for yourselves!"

Leon gestured with his hand. Around them were the tents they had set up, and by the fire were various small tables with all kinds of meat and vegetable skewers, though they hadn't started grilling yet.

God King Tang San gritted his teeth in anger and said:

"Bullshit!"

"Is your meal so urgent that it can't wait a moment? Let's keep playing and eat after we're finished."

Damn it!

I, Tang San, have lost everything down to my underwear, and now you're telling me you're not playing?

I beg you to act like a human being!

"Sigh!"

Leon let out a sigh and said, "Little San, it's a long story!"

"You've seen it too, I like to 'eat soft rice' (be a kept man). Why is that? It's because my digestion is poor, and with a bad stomach, I can't go hungry."

"How about we call it a day?"

"No!"

Douluo World 2 Zhu Zhuqing said seriously, "Your side asked first in this game, and you were the one who just asked. You still owe us one turn."

"Right!"

"You asked first, you still owe us one turn."

"You must play!"

Leon said helplessly:

"Then let's play another day, alright?"

"No!"

As soon as Leon said this, he immediately met with opposition from Tang San's group!

They were truly about to die of anger.

Poor digestion?

Eating soft rice?

Go to hell!

Who knows when "another day" will be.

The scores must be settled today.

After some thought, God King Tang San said, "You eat now, we'll watch you eat, and after you finish, we continue playing!"

Leon was also speechless. "That's not right of you. We agreed we could end at any time. Aren't you being difficult?"

Destruction and Rong Nianbing looked at the exasperated Tang San and his group, glanced at each other, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

Interesting.

Truly interesting.

"How about this!"

Leon said seriously, "Tang San, this time you're the ones begging me. Since you haven't been proactive about the slapping, you slap Xiao Wu once now to show your sincerity for continuing the game. We'll continue after we finish eating."

"What!"

Hearing this, God King Tang San was even more furious, enough to want to kill someone.

Do you even hear what you're saying?

You're actually asking me to hit Xiao Wu?

Douluo World 2 Zhu Zhuqing and the others were also dumbfounded.

My god?

This Leon is so despicable!

This condition is way too much. To make Tang San hit Xiao Wu before continuing—in a sense, doesn't that mean sacrificing Xiao Wu?

Those who didn't know would think Tang San really wanted to keep playing... well, Tang San did seem to really want to keep playing, but the premise was to slap Xiao Wu!

This is a bit beastly.

Destruction and Rong Nianbing remained calm and looked at Tang San.

"Let's do that then!"

"Leon, you guys go ahead and eat. Tang San, hurry up and give Xiao Wu a slap. Once Leon and the others are done eating, you'll continue the game."

They didn't know Tang San very well, so they didn't think making Tang San slap Xiao Wu was a big deal.

Anyway, Xiao Wu had already taken slaps earlier, so one more wouldn't make much difference.

God King Tang San was filled with hatred right now!

He wanted to play.

He wanted to keep questioning them, to make Leon and the others show a weakness. He wanted to use the questions to force Leon and his group to the opposite side of the Divine Realm, so he could rally the entire Divine Realm to deal with them.

But now the premise was to slap Xiao Wu?

"No!"

"Absolutely not!"

God King Tang San gritted his teeth in anger. "Leon, you bastard! I can accept letting them slap me, but I will never accept Xiao Wu being hit."

Xiao Wu looked at Tang San with eyes full of emotion and called out:

"Third Brother~"

"Ugh!"

Xiao Wu, seeing this scene, couldn't help but want to vomit. She said, "Xiao Wu, can you not be so disgusting?"

"You guys are already... and still calling him 'Third Brother' every other word. Is it that you can't be satisfied without a bit of forbidden thrill, you pair of perverts?"

Everyone:???

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