[Two Pack Strawberry Cream Daifuku]
[Active Skill: Collective Harem Outrage]: When Liam takes damage, Midnight's high-pitched ["Master Was Hurt!"] scream from the shadows inflicts a 100% Reality Snip. The boss freezes in pure, cringey existential shame at the raw secondhand embarrassment. Instantly, the strawberry link clones Liam's next swing with the exact volumetric weight of Midnight's bouncy D-cup matrix, dealing 2,000% True Physics Damage that flattens the boss into the floorboards and permanently shatters their ability to make eye contact.
[Congratulations on finishing on the side by midnight. You have earned a new recipe.]
[For Full-Volume Internal Finish: Stuffed Vanilla Custard Bun.]
