you decide to summon zelda
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"I want to summon Princess Zelda," you announce to the assembled inner circle.
Grace immediately grins. "Which fucking one?"
You smirk. "Yes."
The entire inner circle pauses, processing your response. Victoria tilts her head curiously. Maxine blinks twice.
"By my count," you explain calmly, "there are thirteen different Princess Zeldas across the timeline. I'm summoning all of them. Modified, obviously."
Maxine pulls up her datapad immediately, fingers flying across the interface. "Parameters?"
"Standard loyalty programming and enhanced figures for all of them," you state methodically. "Any child versions get aged to adulthood. But here's the interesting part—each one receives the skills, abilities, and equipment of their personal Link."
"Holy shit," Grace breathes.
You begin listing systematically. "First: Skyward Sword Zelda. Second: Minish Cap Zelda, with all the abilities Ezlo gave Link integrated directly. Third: Four Swords Zelda, with voluntary control over when she splits into four separate bodies."
Riveria leans forward, her scholarly interest clearly piqued.
"Fourth: Ocarina of Time Zelda," you continue. "Adult version, with all child weapons modified for adult use. Special addition—she can produce Chateau Romani as breast milk. Three days of infinite mana usage per feeding."
Victoria chokes slightly. Athena covers her mouth quickly.
"Fifth: Twilight Princess Zelda. Warping to anywhere she's previously visited instead of fixed points, plus wolf transformation without needing Midna's cursed crystal. Sixth: Link to the Past timeline Zelda—her existence prevents temporal travel, and she can freeze, accelerate, or slow time at will."
Gion's tactical mind is clearly engaged now, mentally cataloguing combat applications.
"Seventh: Wind Waker Zelda. Free wind control plus a sailboat that traverses seas, sky, and stars. I'm merging Spirit Tracks abilities into her rather than summoning that version separately. Eighth: Link Between Worlds Zelda. Ninth: Echoes of Wisdom Zelda with infinite Might Meter for Link's abilities. Tenth: Original Zelda from games one and two."
You pause briefly. "Eleventh: Breath of the Wild Zelda—this one gets complicated. Unbreakable Champion weapons. Infinite Zonai capsule production with permanent constructs. Divine Beast summoning and control. Combined Sheikah Slate and Purah Pad with unlimited teleport markers to anywhere she places one."
Maxine's eyes have gone slightly glazed with the technical complexity.
"Twelfth: Hyrule Warriors Zelda with best-tier weapons from that game."
You gesture at the hovering Triforce. "Use that if needed for the modifications. How long?"
Maxine calculates rapidly. "Six hours for extraction. Another twelve for individual modifications. Eighteen hours total."
"Begin immediately," you command.
The Triforce flares with brilliant golden light as Maxine initiates the extraction sequence.