Chapter 158 Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, you are my god!
"Sasuke, Sasuke, this is Naruto. The target is at the 3 o'clock position at number 5 East Street. Please respond. Please respond."
Sasuke's lips twitched. He was right next to this blond guy, yet he was acting like this. What a drama!
He sighed helplessly, then said, "Sasuke received. Sasuke requests permission to launch an attack."
"Alright, Sasuke, go and bring us victory!"
Naruto patted Sasuke on the shoulder and said.
Lightning chakra flashed rapidly across Sasuke's body, but unlike the simple stimulation of the past, this time the lightning chakra seemed to form a suit of armor.
"Meow!!!"
Before a brown cat could even meow, it was grabbed by Sasuke and pulled into his arms, then howled as it was electrocuted by the lightning emanating from Sasuke.
"Sasuke! What are you doing?!"
Naruto, seeing the cat howling from the electric shock, quickly shouted.
Sasuke released the Lightning Armor the instant the cat meowed, but by then the cat looked as if it had been struck by lightning, and its originally brown fur emitted a burning smell.
Naruto's figure flashed by quickly and then appeared next to Sasuke, looking at the cat whose limbs were twitching.
...
What should I do? This cat seems to be dying.
Sasuke shrugged and met Naruto's innocent gaze.
Sasuke: Why don't you give it a bite?
Naruto: Give it to me, I'm afraid it might have a virus.
Sasuke: Stop dawdling, or this cat will die!
The final staring contest ended in Naruto's defeat. He glared at his younger brother, who always had to clean up his messes, and then took out a kunai, intending to poke his own thumb.
Hmm, it seems the skin is a bit thick. It's okay, I'll apply more pressure.
Finally, after Naruto forcefully stabbed the wound, a few drops of blood came out.
Sasuke carefully restrained the cat whose limbs were twitching and pried its mouth open.
The intense pain caused the cat to howl again.
As Naruto's blood dripped down, the cat's body began to recover gradually, but the effect was not very noticeable.
Sasuke: (a few words)
Naruto: (▼皿▼#)
After a few more kunai stabs, the kitten was fed a lot of blood before its injuries healed.
In a daze, the kitten opened its eyes and saw a blood-red pupil. It then let out another scream before fainting.
"You...be gentler next time."
Naruto wiped his thumb with the corner of Sasuke's clothes. His thumb had already healed, but no one would want to poke their own finger out of boredom.
Sasuke watched Naruto's actions, lost in thought.
For example, if Naruto's skin becomes so thick, will my teeth still be able to bite him?
Karin: Cough cough, there's more than one person who can be cured, bro.
"Huh? Ouch."
Sasuke nodded, then lifted the cat by its hind legs and flung it onto his shoulder like a fluid.
Cat: (●—●)
"Let's go find Kakashi-sensei to hand in the mission."
Naruto turned and led Sasuke toward the Hokage Building, while mentally calculating numbers.
The sixty-first? Or the sixty-second?
I wonder how many missions Hinata has completed by now.
Team 7 has been on their ninja journey for a full month now. Although all their missions this month are D-rank, they can still make money.
Although they don't earn much each time, and there's always an evil white-haired creature taking a cut from their hard-earned money, once the amount becomes large enough, there won't be any problems.
Therefore, to increase efficiency, the four-person team was divided into two groups: one group of boys and one group of girls. The competition was to see which group completed more tasks.
And what about Kakashi-sensei?
Well, basically every morning I take the four little ones to the Naruto Building to pick up a mission, and then there's nothing else to do.
Oh, right, when they finish their mission, they'll go to Kakashi and ask to take on another mission.
Kakashi: Sometimes I really wonder if my purpose is justelect tasks for these little brats.
Before long, Naruto and Sasuke arrived at the mission hall. As Sasuke stepped into the hall, a slight scream rang out.
"Ah! My little boobs!"
Before seeing the person, you hear their voice, but it sounds like fat is pressing down on the vocal cords.
The next moment, a rather plump woman walked over. She was wearing a coat made of the fur of an unknown animal, expensive rings on her fingers, and a sparkling necklace around her neck. Her eyes shone as she looked at Sasuke.
The cat that had been lying unconscious on Sasuke's shoulder suddenly opened its eyes after hearing her voice, and then let out a cry filled with deep despair.
"Meow~~~Meow!!!!"
It began to tremble on Sasuke's shoulder, its little paws frantically clawing at Sasuke's clothes, but due to the angle, it only managed to grab air.
Sasuke felt its struggle and also noticed the gaze from the seemingly heavy woman, and a chill ran down his spine.
Based on the principle of "better to die than let Sasuke die," he pulled the struggling cat off the ground and grabbed the kitten by the scruff of its neck, a symbol of its fate.
"Ahem, ma'am, please be careful, it might have a slight stress reaction."
Sasuke handed the kitten to the woman, who then hugged it tightly.
"Meow!!!"
The massive fat mass, like a tidal wave, engulfed the kitten, leaving only its head sticking out and emitting desperate cries.
Naruto's mouth twitched; he finally understood why this cat always wanted to run away from home.
This lady is a noblewoman from the Land of Fire, and her family is very wealthy. Logically speaking, no cat should dislike a wealthy environment, unless the lady's way of pampering her is too fierce.
"Oh, my poor little Mimi, you've been lost for so long, you must be starving. Don't worry, I'll make sure you have a good meal tonight."
The woman looked up at the unusually handsome young Sasuke and said in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Handsome boys, thank you so much! How should I reward you?"
Seeing the woman laughing heartily, Naruto lowered his head sheepishly and stood in front of Sasuke, answering for Sasuke: "Madam, this is what we should do. If possible, please give our village more missions in the future."
Naruto swallowed hard, not daring to look the woman in the eye. Although he could easily defeat her in terms of strength, she had successfully crushed him psychologically.
"Oh ho ho ho, this handsome young man is quite interesting too. I understand. But given how quickly you completed the task, I'll give you three times the task fee."
The woman looked at Naruto, who was standing in front of Sasuke, with great interest, licked her lips, and said.
"Well, thank you then."
A white-haired figure appeared between Naruto and the woman. He smiled slightly at Naruto and Sasuke, then turned to the woman and said, "Oh, I'm their team leader. I'll take care of the rest of the task."
Naruto: (ಥ_ಥ) Kakashi-sensei, I was wrong, you're practically my god!!!
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