Chapter 78 No Dark History Allowed!!!
Ahem, ahem, it's Sasuke's acrobatic (dance) time now!!!
Aunt Akimichi specially cleared out a space for the children so that Sasuke could perform.
Hmph, let me show you the resilience of the Uchiha clan.
Following the taijutsu Itachi taught him, Sasuke placed a glass flat on the back of his hand and then began to move his body.
It feels like something's missing; it doesn't feel right.
Sasuke always felt that this kind of silent performance didn't suit his personality.
Then a piece of music started playing.
Auntie turned on the music for her square dancing.
Boom boom boom boom.
A rhythmic melody rang in Sasuke's ears, which made his eyes light up.
It's just right for my taste!
That's the feeling.
Sasuke's arms, waist, and buttocks began to sway, and the glass slid off his body.
"Wow!!!"
"Wow, that's amazing!!!"
"So handsome!!!"
"Should we invite him to join us for square dancing?"
...
The three little girls turned their gaze toward Auntie, who had come up with this strange idea.
"Hehe, Auntie was just kidding."
Akimichi waved her hand, signaling them to continue watching.
Well, as the music gradually reached its climax, Sasuke kicked the cup into the air with his calf, and then stood upside down.
With precise footwork, the cup was caught each time it fell and kicked back into the air.
"What the heck?"
Kiba's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he watched Sasuke swaying upside down and kicking cups.
Akamaru, nestled in his arms, was visibly excited.
He hadn't expected Sasuke to be so awesome; he could learn acrobatics from him someday!
"As expected of Uchiha Sasuke."
Choji nodded in agreement, grabbed another piece of grilled meat from the table and ate it, then quickly wiped his hands with a paper towel to erase any traces of the crime.
Shikamaru opened his eyes for the first time, surprised that Sasuke's skills were so superb.
Sasuke: Heh, if it weren't for kicking the cup, I could even add a spin.
Where did they learn such amazing acrobatic skills?
This brings us to the time when Sasuke visited Naruto's house.
What can two little boys play?
Nothing more than ninja games, training, and bragging.
Then, during an argument with Naruto, Sasuke accidentally said something.
"I can do a spiral spin upside down!"
As a result, Naruto stopped bragging and stared intently at Sasuke.
A comical smile appeared on Naruto's face.
"Then let me see it~"
Sasuke turned his head away.
"I don't want to."
"I bet you just don't know how."
"How is that possible!"
Sasuke got anxious and wanted to prove himself, so he braced himself and did a handstand, but he failed to spin and bumped into Naruto.
The scene shows Sasuke's sock-clad foot sticking into Naruto's mouth, and Naruto's foot sticking into his nose.
Then the two of them got angry and started fighting on the floor.
In the end, Sasuke was completely overwhelmed by Naruto and screamed miserably.
After that day, Sasuke sought out Itachi to learn how to do a handstand spin.
Then Itachi said he would ask around, and he received guidance from a top Uchiha clan square dancer recommended by Mikoto.
This explains why Sasuke found the background music so catchy.
To protect Sasuke's pride, Itachi didn't tell him that it was a square dance.
Sasuke always thought it was a really cool acrobatic act.
He often tries to show off in front of Naruto.
(Naruto: Haha, so what if they're Heavenly Dancers?)
Because of his extensive experience, Sasuke tucked his shirt into his pants before doing a handstand to prevent it from falling down and exposing his belly.
There are a lot of people. If it were just the blond guy, Sasuke wouldn't need to worry about that and could just start dancing.
Karin was both excited and envious.
Seriously, what I wanted was for Sasuke to perform just for me, you idiot brother.
Every party eventually comes to an end.
However, Naruto and Sasuke left in the same direction, therefore...
Karin: Wow, it wasn't a waste of time to recognize this guy.
Along the way, Karin kept pestering Sasuke with all sorts of questions.
for example.
"Sasuke-kun, do you prefer cats or dogs?"
I don't like any of them.
"Sasuke-kun, what are your hobbies?"
"Hmm...challenge Naruto?"
"Sasuke-kun, do you have someone you like?"
No...no.
Karin realized that her question had not aroused Sasuke's interest at all.
I thought carefully about Sasuke's reaction.
(✪ω✪)
Hmm? Why does it seem like Sasuke talks about his older brother more often?
"Hey, do you know any embarrassing things my older brother did when he was a kid?"
!!
Naruto's initial schadenfreude at Karin's humiliation vanished, and the man who had been enjoying himself froze in his tracks.
He slowly turned his head and met Sasuke's big, dark eyes.
Spicy meatballs.
"Ahem, since you've asked, I'll tell you a little bit."
"Let me tell you, Naruto was really wild when he was a kid, even wilder than he is now."
"...." (This part omits Sasuke's incessant recounting of Naruto's dark history along the way.)
"I remember once we saw a man in a green bodysuit in the distance, and Naruto held us back from going out."
"Finally, we asked Naruto what had happened that made him so afraid."
"He didn't tell Hinata, but he secretly told me."
"That is... mmm mmm"
Naruto covered Sasuke's mouth with his hand. Hmm, it's very moist.
"Hahaha, we're home. Sasuke, let me see you off. Karin, you can go home now."
Sasuke wanted to break free from Naruto's control, but his strength was no match for Naruto's.
"But..."
Karin watched Sasuke's face gradually turn red, and Naruto's narrowed eyes, which held a hint of madness.
Finally, she glanced at Sasuke one last time with reluctance, and then left.
"Ugh, this can't be repaired!"
Naruto carried Sasuke for a distance, making sure Sasuke wouldn't reveal his dark past before letting go of his mouth, and then wiped his hands on Sasuke's clothes.
"What are you looking at?
It's not like you're the one who wants to tell everyone about that."
Naruto shrugged.
...
Indeed, it seems I've said a bit too much.
I got a little too excited.
Hmm, I'll find a secluded spot next time and tell Karin secretly.
"Okay, okay, I'm going home now."
Sasuke looked at his clothes, which had been dampened by Naruto's saliva, with disgust. Even though it was his own saliva, it still felt very dirty.
Hurry home and take a shower.
I wonder if Nii-san will come back today. I was thinking of telling Naruto that he has a little sister.
As the sun sets, Naruto walks towards it, while Sasuke walks away with his back to the sun.
And at this moment, the sealed space.
Kushina tried her best to control her facial expressions, making sure that her laughter wouldn't be heard by Naruto.
The reason is a video sponsored by Hashirama and Kurama.
It is created from chakra and is extremely convenient and comprehensive in showing the entire process of how a wayward young child will encounter a green acorn kappa.
Minato's lips trembled violently as he tried desperately not to be assimilated by Hashirama and Kushina.
"puff."
Sorry, I'm sorry, Daddy broke his promise.
"Ha ha ha ha."
The scene being played at that moment was exactly what was on the screen.
"Next up is the front view!!!"
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