Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 61: Sturdy Baby's Milk Jug "Hah... this is the first time it's been hard to choose for a... different reason."
- Milk! Milk! Milk! - You think the Titty Cannon is a fucking joke? - Titty Cannon! Titty Cannon! - Pick the milk and give it to the fans as fan service. - The milk seems like the best option. - Waaah, mommy, milky! - Milk!! Milk!!
First, I discarded the most useless-looking option, the Mating Dance, and deliberated between the Breast Milk and the Giant Titty Beam Cannon.
Haaah... if I absolutely have to pick one...
A perverted trait, or a perverted skill...
Truthfully, besides the shameful aspects, both had minor flaws.
First, in the case of the breast milk, I could make a fortune if I successfully sold it, but there was a chance it wouldn't be approved.
In the past, there was a necromancer who sold his hair as an elixir, turning those who consumed it into zombies. And there was the infamous serial rapist who sold his semen as an elixir to brainwash and rape women.
Because of these villains, all elixirs derived from an Awakened's body were banned from being traded on the Hunter Market. To get approval, one had to personally visit the World Awakener Association and undergo a detailed examination.
Of course, giving it to acquaintances or people I knew wasn't illegal, so until then, I'd have to go through the hassle of private trades.
So, should I choose the Giant Titty Beam Cannon?
The Giant Titty Beam Cannon was also a very good skill, but it had an even bigger problem.
Using 80% of my maximum Divine Power was less appealing than it sounded. With
Besides, thanks to the Abbot and the Heavenly Demon, I could probably use some of my old skills to a certain extent. Of course, if I suddenly started spamming strange skills, I'd attract weird suspicions, so I would restrain myself as much as possible. But if I were cornered, I'd end up using them.
Therefore, I didn't really need a powerful, ultimate-move-type skill.
"This... can't be helped. It's absolutely not because I want to do this, but in many ways, this seems the most useful..."
I moved my hand and selected the breast milk card.
[Effect is enhanced by the unique stat, Lewd Power.]
"Oh... right. I had this, didn't I?"
[SSS-class Nutrient-Rich Breast Milk]
- You will develop a constitution that produces a lot of breast milk. The amount is proportional to the size of your breasts. - When a child consumes 200ml, they will become extremely intelligent, will never suffer from minor illnesses, and will develop a supremely superior appearance and physique. - When an adult consumes it, Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power increase by +2. Can be consumed up to 2 times. - Additionally restores 100 Divine Power. - It's very, very delicious!
All the stats had doubled, and the descriptions had changed slightly.
- Wow... - Do-hee, squeeze your boobs. - Looks fucking delicious. - Sturdy baby milk jugs, heung... - The baby will definitely not starve to death. - An elixir that gives a total of +4 to all stats...? - Should I try it first? - Crazy bastards, lololol. - Nutrient-rich baby's milk jug... - Ah... I wanted to see the Titty Beam Cannon. - They're really baby milk jugs, lol.
A white light seeped into me, and I felt the structure of my breasts changing bit by bit.
As expected... the system's intervention is on another level.
I could feel the milk sloshing inside.
There's breast milk in my breasts...
"W-well then... I'll try some first."
Even the most beautiful sights are best seen on a full stomach, right?
- Crazy bitch, lololol. - So you picked it because you wanted to drink it yourself? - You bad girl, stealing the baby's food. - Tell us what it feels like to squeeze out milk. Does it feel good?
"I'll try it and let you know..."
I now naturally unequipped my armor, becoming naked.
I pushed my large breasts up with my hands, bringing one towards my face.
This would be an impossible position for a normal person, but for Lee Do-hee of the Giant Titty Divine Spear, it was possible.
"Mmm..."
As I massaged my breast and sucked on my nipple, I felt something coming out.
"Uuummm!?"
As the milk was released, a strange, erotic sensation of discharge washed over me. And at the same time, I could taste the milk.
Ooh... this is no joke...? It's really delicious!!!
It was sweet, yet light and savory.
It was incomparable to just warm milk with honey.
The perfectly sweet taste and savory flavor that clung to my palate felt like they were paralyzing my brain.
It wasn't just the taste that was good.
Th-this feels good, doesn't it?
The sense of depravity from drinking my own milk.
The erogenous zone of my nipple being stimulated every time I sucked.
The refreshing catharsis of releasing something.
And the ecstatically amazing taste!
"Hahh...! Om nom nom..."
This is amazing... I'm glad I chose it!
- ??? - You said you were just going to taste it, lololol. - She's chugging it like a maniac. - First time seeing someone drink their own shit, fuck. - Crazy bitch, stop drinking! - Stop stealing the baby's food, lol. - Oof. - Seeing this, the milk was the right choice, lololol. - Hah... I want to taste it too.
I was snapped out of my frenzy of sucking my own milk by a system message.
[You have consumed Lee Do-hee's breast milk. Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power have increased by 2.]
"Pfft! Ah..."
I drank all 200ml...
Mmm...
I could feel that one of my breasts was lighter by the amount of milk that had come out.
Its texture, which had been firm and bouncy, was now slightly softer than before, though not by much.
A slightly gentler texture.
"This slight imbalance is uncomfortable."
I had no choice but to grab the other breast and bring it to my mouth.
This taste is so addictive... I want to keep drinking it...
- Stop drinking, you crazy bitch, lololol. - Why are you drinking all of your own...? - Heuung, mommy, I want milky too. - Hah... I'm definitely buying that. - A bad mom who steals her baby's food. - But it must be fucking delicious. Isn't it usually hard to eat your own stuff? - Give some to your viewer babies too. - lololololol - Mother ate all of our baby's food! - Well, there's a 2-time limit anyway, lol.
[You have consumed Lee Do-hee's breast milk. Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power have increased by 2.]
My milk mukbang finally ended after I had balanced the weight of the other side.
"Haaah... this is really delicious. It feels like a waste to sell it."
It was the kind of milk you want to keep all to yourself.
It was a choice I truly didn't regret.
- Dude... - She's eating it so fucking deliciously, lol. - Dude. - Do-hee, you have to sell that to make money. - Sell your milk instead of your body.
"Ahem... I get it. Of course I'll sell it, but I'll clear up to the 20th floor first and get it approved later."
- Approval? - Oh right, elixirs from an Awakened's body need separate approval. - Before that, give it out to your fans for free. - Ehehe, us first... - Heuung, Lee Do-hee brand milk...
"O-of course, I'll try to make it so my fans can get it as cheaply as possible and with priority. And I'll just clear the 15th floor and then stop by home."
Once I cleared the 15th floor, another equipment slot would unlock, just like every five floors. The gear I had ordered beforehand should have arrived at my house by now.
I glanced at the remaining time for the mission.
[Time Remaining: 86 hours 57 minutes]
"There's still plenty of time left. Let's go!"
After drinking the mood-lifting milk, I headed to the next floor in high spirits.
*
When I opened my eyes, I was on horseback, traveling somewhere.
So it's a medieval fantasy setting.
I was part of a large military force moving somewhere, surrounding a large, luxurious carriage.
[You are the captain of the knights tasked with escorting Prince Garion. Escort him to his destination successfully.]
"Hmm..."
I was lucky.
A very typical and ordinary B-rank Ordeal.
Even better...
It's an Ordeal I've experienced before.
The setting was the Second Planet, a common fantasy world famous for appearing in Ordeals.
Not only did I know Prince Garion, but I also knew the hidden ending that would allow for a quick clear of this Ordeal.
This is the power of knowledge.
"Hey you, you're the deputy commander, right?"
I'd never seen this guy's face before. In my past life, my party members had held different positions.
"Yes? Lady Ibenstein. Why are you speaking to me like we've never met? Just yesterday, you were screaming and moaning as you came on my dick several times... Ughek!"
Clank!
I lightly struck his helmet with the shaft of my spear.
"I-I never permitted you to say such strange things! Anyway, listen carefully. Prince Garion is under threat of assassination. Don't proceed to the destination. Make camp nearby and set up a defensive position. Understood?"
"Yes... Yes? What did you say to do? Wait, how do you know that?"
"...There are ways only a woman would know."
"Ah..."
He looked my body up and down and nodded in understanding, thinking, She must have seduced someone with her body.
"But why are you giving me the order? Why not do it yourself?"
"That's because... I'm going to deal with the mastermind myself. You just need to hold out until then!"
"What?"
Leaving his question behind, I turned my horse and galloped back the way we came.
The deputy commander's calls faded behind me, and I rode on without rest, ignoring the questioning looks from the surrounding soldiers.
The forest turned into a field, and the bumpy road became a well-paved one. After passing a simple checkpoint at the castle gate, I asked for directions and arrived at the royal palace.
Fortunately, my position as the Captain of Prince Garion's Changseong Knights allowed me to enter without much suspicion.
All I have to do is finish the Ordeal.
I went straight for the culprit, unimpeded.
"This area is off-limi... Keuk!!"
The detached palace of the second prince, Elion, located within the royal palace grounds.
I stacked my buffs to level four and broke through with sheer force.
Only the cold bodies of soldiers and knights were left in my wake.
"S-stop her!!!"
They couldn't.
My body, obtained through S-Rank Bone Transformation, had Strength and Agility that exceeded 200 with just buffs. And that was with more than half my Divine Power saved for any unforeseen variables.
No one can stop me.
A mere B-rank Ordeal, even its hidden ending, was no match for me now.
The final knight captain managed to hold out for a moment using an Aura Blade, but he was overwhelmed in both skill and power and fell.
"Keuk... Aren't you the captain of our kingdom's Changseong Knights!! Why are you doing this!"
"Silence, traitor."
I already knew that Prince Elion was colluding with a rival nation to assassinate the first prince, Garion.
I killed him on the spot, gathered the evidence, and presented it to the royal knights who had come to capture me. The Ordeal ended.
Haaah... I went through hell to clear this in the past...
To clear this the normal way, you'd have to fight off assassins attacking in the dead of night for nearly a month, without any proper sleep.
Back then, I didn't even know about the solo play bonus and had naturally challenged it with a four-person party, as was the norm.
My party members, knowing nothing, drank water that the assassins had poisoned beforehand. Everyone died except for me, with my high defense stat.
People had died so pointlessly, and in a mere B-rank Ordeal at that.
It's refreshing, yet bittersweet...
[Grade increased due to solo play bonus. Grade increased due to hidden ending.]
[Please select an S-rank reward.]
"I'll choose quickly and go home to unbox my packages."
- Wow... - I was taught not to even think about doing the hidden ending... - To think she'd do it this easily...
I flipped over the three cards at once.
[S-rank Inventory] Can store up to 10 types of items. Total volume of 500L. However, items from The Tower, excluding spoils of war, cannot be taken out, and items with offensive capabilities cannot be stored.
A Skill Growth Ticket, an Inventory, and a Golden Axe appeared.
"Oh... I didn't expect an inventory to show up here. Let's pick this."
In truth, an inventory is practically essential for an Awakened.
I'd been speedrunning like a madwoman, but food and water were crucial for survival in the Ordeals.
With a B-rank inventory, you could store two types of items. Since you could stack multiple items of the same type, many people would unify their food and water to one type each and carry those.
I quickly chose the inventory and escaped The Tower before rumors of my departure could spread.
The buzz about me had died down, and the situation had now become something like the public and regular Awakeners versus the great guilds.
I ran home quickly, stopped by the security office, and brought up the boxes. There were a lot of them, but the security guards helped me move them quickly.
"Ms. Lee Do-hee, fighting! I'm enjoying your streams!"
"Ms. Lee Do-hee, you're sharing that with us too, right? We'll be looking forward to it!"
"P-please stop..."
The shout-out from the stream embarrassed me, but I managed to get all the items safely inside my home.
"Everyone, this is a whopping 1.1 billion won worth of stuff. Isn't that insane?"
The delivery boxes of various sizes had taken over my room and were now occupying the living room as well.
- O.O - Hurry up and open them. - What did she buy back then? I can't remember. - I only remember the necklace...
"Hehehe, what am I to do if you've all forgotten already? Let's look at them one by one."
First, I started by opening the largest box.
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