Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 73: A New Job "Hah... It was a good fight, Lee Do-hee."
"Hngh..."
I closed her eyes and twisted her neck in one swift motion, giving her a painless end.
"Phew... I barely won."
Naturally, the winner was me. The real Lee Do-hee.
The reason I was able to win was because I had an epiphany mid-fight.
'Though it's a bit embarrassing to call it an epiphany...'
Just blindly stimulating the G-spot or clitoris as hard as possible doesn't guarantee continuous pleasure.
By adjusting the tempo—strong, weak, medium, strong, weak—she started climaxing faster than I did.
From that point on, I seized the initiative and made her climax over and over again. Since I knew my own body's erogenous zones best, it was easy to switch up my attacks.
As she was the only one climaxing, it eventually turned into a one-sided session of humiliation, and I was able to finish her off with ease.
'What should I call this? The profound art of rhythmic pacing...?'
It was a little embarrassing, but a win was a win.
"Phew... The chat?"
- What the, it really is the real Do-hee lmaooo - How did this pathetic pussy win? - Her opponent was also a pathetic pussy... - Kya~ - Did she really clear the 20th floor? - As if lol
"Well, with that, I've cleared the 'Climb to the 20th Floor in One Week' challenge! To everyone who has been watching so diligently and to those who donated, thank you so much. First, let's check the 20th-floor reward, shall we?"
The reward for the 20th floor is...
- Do-hee, look at the time - Penalty time gg
"Hm?"
A few odd chats caught my eye.
'Come to think of it, how much time was left for the one-week mission? I think there were about four hours left before the 20th floor...'
"Wait a minute, don't tell me?"
[Time Remaining: -3 minutes]
Minus three minutes? Did that mean the timer ran out three minutes ago?
"Wa-wait a minute! I cleared it... it didn't run out after I cleared it, did it?"
- You wish? hahaha - Nope, it ended while you two were scissoring~ - Lee Do-hee must carry out her penalty! - Can't believe she failed by such a slim margin - fr if she hadn't been striking that dumb pose at the end...
"No, are you serious...? I can't believe it. I'll go home, check the VOD, and decide later."
Three minutes.
Three minutes ago, I was probably...
As I pictured what had happened, my head drooped slightly.
'Hah... I'm screwed. Fine, I'll take the penalty, but I've more than proven that I'm the hope of South Korea. That's what matters.'
Surely my viewers wouldn't give me a harmful penalty, right? At worst, they'd just make me do something embarrassing.
—I thought, trying to brush it off as no big deal.
"Uh... as for the penalty, let's talk about it after I go home and review the VOD. For now, let's see the reward!"
- Oh ho, is that so - Just you wait - Mmm, yeah, get your reward first - k - Yeah, yeah - Enjoy it while you can ^^
I ignored the viewers' ominous chats and looked at the reward message.
The reward for the 20th floor was a job enhancement.
I had to choose one of two options.
Either combine my current jobs,
or choose a new sub-class.
Those were my two choices.
"Hmmmm..."
My original plan was to pick a normal combat class as a sub-class to get a bonus in weapon skills, but thanks to the Holy Spearwoman job I got on the 10th floor, that was no longer necessary.
- Isn't the first option the obvious choice? No other job would suit her as well as her current ones - Holy Spearwoman evolution~ Super Holy Spearwoman~!! - Holy Spearwoman plus Lewd Priest? - Hey hey, don't tease her lol - Can't she get something like Saintess for a sub-class? - A job that gets a Lewd Power bonus seems good - It's gotta be the evolution. Job enhancement, let's gooo~~
There were some sexually harassing comments, but it seemed like most people wanted me to enhance my job.
Of course, I was also curious about what would come out if I combined them.
Have I reached the state of euphoric enlightenment where I just enjoy this myself? I expected some perverted trait to emerge, but I was still curious to see what it would be.
'Let's see just how far you'll go, you damn Administrators.'
"Alright. I'll choose job enhancement!"
[You have chosen Job Enhancement.
- Kya - Good - Let's gooo~~ - I wonder what kind of job the Administrators will give her - Look how long it's taking - fr I'm so hyped
"I'm excited too. What kind of job will the Administrators give me? Surely they wouldn't give me a lame, simple name like 'Lewd Spearwoman' or 'True Whore,' right? They'll give me a job name that's instantly understandable, moderately cool, and stylish, right?"
[...]
- lololol - What's with this battle of wills with the Admin? - The Admin probably just wrote 'Lewd Spearwoman' and is now freaking out - Battle of wills ON - The pressure is on lol - Reversing the public shaming on the Admin hahaha
It seemed they were struggling to create a new job this time as well.
'They should have prepared this in advance...'
[Your job is...]
"Hurry up and give it to me! I'm sure it's a super cool and stylish job name, right? There's no way you'd give me a pre-existing job at this point."
- lolololol - Now she's the one doing the teasing - Do-hee, you're gonna piss off the Admin lol - The Admin probably saw her record and is at a loss for words - The Admin's probably jerking off before giving it to her - Hey Admin, I can get my hopes up, right?
[Your job is, Supersonic Holy Spearwoman!]
For some reason, I felt like the Administrator was proudly shouting, "How about this one!"
"What... What does that mean?"
Isn't a joke that you don't get right away a failed joke?
- ? - It sounds like a pretty lewd job - But what does it mean? Like, a spear as fast as the speed of sound? - Lustful inner hole = Lewd pussy - The fact they don't give the Hanja characters is so annoying - Doesn't it mean a spearwoman with the attribute of 'Yin'? The Abbot said something about yin energy - Isn't that meaning too ambiguous? lol - I'm telling you, it's lewd pussy
"Ahem... I'm sure it's not some weird meaning like that. It must mean a woman whose spearmanship is as fast as the speed of sound. Or maybe they saw my one-week speedrun and decided to call me 'very fast'."
'These perverts, how do they see that and think of a lewd pussy...'
I was beginning to suspect that the viewers and the Administrators were on the same level.
[Relics2281 has donated 50,000 KRW] > I'll tell you exactly what it means. It means a sexy woman who sells her body and has a lewd pussy.
- See, I told you. Supersonic = Lewd pussy lol - Why do you assume the only lewd hole is the pussy? - What - Lee Do-hee's butthole is pretty lewd too - Fun fact) A woman has 5 holes - Isn't it 3? - Where are the other two - Pussy, asshole, mouth... what's next? - Isn't it 6? - ? - Ahem - It's 7 lol, you noobs - Huh? Don't tell me... - You guys are insane lol - But for real, where are they???
"...Stop. I'm moving to the waiting room."
I put a stop to the chat that was derailing the conversation with weird talk and headed to the waiting room.
[...Moving to the waiting room.]
*
I casually took some clothes out of the box in the waiting room to wear.
'Come to think of it, I can just put them in my wardrobe now, right?'
Using the Illusionary Garment trait, I quickly changed into a tracksuit.
"Phew, now shall we see what this 'Supersonic Holy Spearwoman' is all about?"
I opened my status window, which was flooded with messages. As expected, the effects were doubled by my Lewd Power.
"Ooh... Huh, eh...?"
First off, as expected, it was nice to get such ridiculously overpowered stats and bonuses compared to other jobs, but...
There was something strange about the skills.
No way, no way, I thought as I pressed for more details.
'This one is a normal skill. The next one is the problem...'
"Ah... you crazy bastards..."
- Holy shit, it really was that kind of supersonic - Supersonic: Lustful inner hole - lololololol - Hey Admin, now that I see it, you've got some real sense - She's gonna be a master at milking guys dry hahaha - It seemed like a lame job name at first, but now I see the profound meaning behind it
'I knew it. There was no way those perverted Administrators would back down so easily...'
While I was at it, I decided to check my stats.
"Ahem... Well, not bad!!"
- Her growth never stopsㄷㄷ - What's with that defense? It nearly doubled? - Kya - She's really on her way to becoming overpowered now...
Still, there was nothing quite as satisfying as seeing my status window grow. Looking at this after seeing that weird skill made me feel a little better.
'My defense just keeps shooting up even when I don't pay attention to it.'
With the effect of the Illusionary Garment adding my armor's defense directly to my base defense, the number had certainly shot up.
I started getting ready to go outside.
Just then,
[Dohee Tuna So Delicious has donated 50,000 KRW] > Breaking news!!! The great guilds posted an apology!!!!
- Oh - Is this for real - Did Lee Do-hee win? - Justice prevails - Kya - It's real? - Wowㄷㄷ - Lee Do-hee wins!
"Wait, really? I need to get out of here and see that apology!"
My first victory.
Filled with the joy of my first win since being reincarnated, I left the Tower.
The moment I was out, I dodged and weaved through the people rushing to give me celebratory hugs, sprinting home in an instant. I even used an agility buff, leaping over people like I was running an obstacle course.
"I'm on the 42nd floor, how did she dodge me...?"
Ignoring a dejected-looking person, I arrived home.
After being greeted by the security guard, I went inside, immediately turned on my computer, and checked the news.
[Apology from the Six Great Guilds] > To the citizens of Korea... > ... > .. > . > ...We once again offer our deepest apologies to everyone who was disappointed by this incident. > > September 2, 2028 > The Six Great Guilds Alliance
"Ah..."
The great guilds, who had been so arrogant and treated the citizens like pigs and dogs, had knelt before the people.
Although it was more like they had taken a step back rather than fully kneeling, it was still my first victory.
I felt a lump forming in my throat.
- Woo!! - I didn't do anything, but I feel so accomplished lol - Kya~ - I went out to protest a few times - This is justice!!
"That's right. This is justice!! Once again, I would like to express my gratitude to my fans and all the citizens who worked so hard!!!"
I bowed my head deeply, thanking my viewers.
- Clap clap clap clap clap - You worked hard too, Do-hee. - fr, speedrunning to the 20th floor was insane. That's why people felt comfortable protesting. - Yeah, yeah, I guess I did work hard. - Since you worked hard, give us a reward.
[Dohee Tuna So Delicious has donated 50,000 KRW] > As thanks, 'do' a naked dogeza for us~
"Goodness... Why would you ask for something like that?"
I was on cloud nine, but a naked dogeza all of a sudden was a bit...
- Sex is free, but a naked dogeza is not - Ah, so the pussy is free...
"Who said it's free!!"
- What, it wasn't a free pussy? - Dae-geom got it for free lol - Then how much is it?
"It's not for sale!!!"
As I bickered with my perverted viewers, it was already lunchtime.
"Phew... I'll end the stream here for today. Ah, or is it not today? I don't even remember when I started streaming. Anyway, thank you to everyone who donated and watched, except for the perverted gentlemen. The full amount of donations will be used for climbing the Tower, so please don't hesitate to donate generously."
- ???? - Where are you going, we have to see the penalty - You said you'd watch the VOD - Trying to sneak away lol
'It's not working...'
Who was it that said it's better to get a beating over with quickly?
Isn't it obvious that taking it later lessens the blow?
"Ahem... I'll come back tomorrow to review the mission VOD."
- Where are you going - L - O - C - K - D - O - W - N - You have to keep your promise
I tried to just run for it, but of course, these quick-witted viewers started a revolt. It was about 90% playful, of course, but if I completely ignored them, there would definitely be some who would get genuinely pissed.
[Dohee Tuna So Delicious has donated 500,000 KRW] > Naked dogeza, 'do it for us~'
- Oh - We'll let it slide if you do a naked dogeza lol - Kya, this is it - Do it - Do it - Do it - Do it~ - Do it
The viewers in the chat began to unite.
"No, that's..."
The donation had an extra zero, but I wasn't some female streamer who did reactions for money.
Of course, I wasn't trying to belittle female streamers as having a low-class job; it's just that my nature is completely different.
I don't earn money through reactions...
'Wait a minute, how do I earn money?'
Sex, rape, masturbation, milking my own breast milk, lesbian scissoring...
'Come to think of it, isn't this shadier than most underground female streamers?'
Lee Do-hee had finally realized the truth.
A wave of self-loathing was about to wash over me when...
[Dohee Tuna So Delicious has donated 5,000,000 KRW] > Naked dogeza, 'do it for us~'
"Uh..."
Another zero was added.
- Oh... - Wow, should we wait for the next one? - That person donates a shit-ton of money - Do it - This stream doesn't really have VIP treatment for top donors though - Do it - Do the naked dogeza for us~
'Should I wait just one more time?'
"Ahem..."
I rolled my eyes upward, pretending not to know what was happening as I crossed my arms and fidgeted.
- You crazy money-grubbing bitch lol - You're waiting for more? - Squeezing blood from a stone - Do it - A stone (that's fucking huge) - But for that much, isn't a naked dogeza pretty cheap? Compared to other female streamers - Do it
'Is she really going to do it?'
Half of me wanted to do it, and the other half just wanted to end the stream and not do it. This wasn't because I was a pure money-grubber.
'My equipment costs a fortune...'
[Amount Received Today: 115,764,319]
About 100 million won in a single day.
It was probably because of the scissoring session with my clone at the end. But even this much was barely enough to buy equipment. I was at the point where I might have to sell all the weapons I had stored in my warehouse.
As everyone held their breath,
[Dohee Tuna So Delicious has donated 50,000,000 KRW] > Naked dogeza, 'do it for us~'
"Oh my goodness...!! I really, absolutely never do things like this, you know? But I'll make an exception, just this once!"
This felt like a gesture of sincerity.
It wasn't really about doing a weird mission for money, but more a sign of gratitude for all the donations so far and a request for many more in the future.
So this wasn't a dogeza of humiliating defeat, but a dogeza of thanks.
'When I think about it, it's not a big deal.'
I was just having naked scissoring sex and casually chatting while naked. Is a naked dogeza really a big deal at this point?
"I-I'll do it, okay?"
I slowly took off my clothes and folded them neatly beside me.
'But why is this so embarrassing...'
For some reason, trying to take my clothes off while sober and in my right mind felt incredibly awkward.
I covered my shameful naked body with my hands for a moment, then slowly bent forward.
"Th-thank you for the donations... Th-thank you!!"
I bowed my head low, squeezing my eyes shut.
- She actually did it when we asked ㄷㄷ - If she'd tried to fight it one more time it would've been annoying, she's quick on the uptake - Hehehe... - Look at that ass, I'd just...
[Netherin has donated 50,000 KRW] > I want to get behind her and pound her hard
"Ahem... No..."
Just as the viewers' lewd comments were pouring in,
Clack, clack, clack!
"Hm?"
That sound was somehow familiar...
Beep-boop-beep-boop~! Clank!!
"Eh...? Wa-wait a minute... End broadca—"
'She's running this way...?'
CRASH!!
"Do-hee-yaaaa!!!!"
"End broadcast!!"
With my landlady's booming voice, my door burst open, and the stream ended.
And my eyes met the landlady's as I was performing a naked dogeza.
"..."
'I'm so fucked.'
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