"Uh… this, that…" muttered Be my Son.
"This one," said Uchiha Dance King.
Child of Nature: "Really… in your minds, does what you drew embarrass you even more than the postpartum care for pigs?"
The Ultimate Evil Spirit: "I'm so curious. I really want to see what Whitebeard and Uchiha Madara drew."
Make Do Go into Soup: "@Uchiha Dance King, @Do Me a Favor, Son… you guys aren't scared to post it, right?"
Uchiha Dance King: "Hmph, it's just luck. How could I be afraid?"
Uchiha Dance King: posts picture
[Item: Master's Steel Pole]
[As the Dance King of the Ninja World, this versatile pole dance skill suits you perfectly.]
[Comes with automatic mastery of master-level pole dance, maximizing the display of female body beauty.]
No one knew what expression Uchiha Madara had when he drew this.
And the chat group, in its "thoughtfulness," even sent him a video showing the pole dance.
Beautiful? Yes, indeed beautiful.
But what does this have to do with him?! Does he need this kind of beauty?!
This kind of dance, highlighting female body beauty—what does it have to do with Uchiha Madara? You expect him to dance?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Bai Xuan couldn't help but click his tongue when he saw Uchiha Madara's picture.
A steel pole that comes with built-in pole dance skills… and Madara drew it himself. That's insane.
He thought that was already the most embarrassing thing, but then Whitebeard's giant lifelike doll really made him laugh out loud.
If it had been a normal-sized human doll, it wouldn't have been so funny.
But the chat group "thoughtfully" prepared a doll roughly Whitebeard's size… now that's comedy gold.
Ordinary Group Leader: "My stomach hurts from laughing."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Hahaha, what did you all draw?!"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Postpartum care for pigs, a steel pole, and a lifelike doll…"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Isn't there anything normal? Hahahaha!"
Su Yunqing lay on the bed, shaking uncontrollably, unable to hide his smile.
His mind was filled with images of Make Okoku Soup tending to postpartum pigs, Madara pole dancing, and Whitebeard hugging the oversized doll.
Uchiha Dance King: "These lottery gifts… there's no way to get something useful!"
Do Me a Favor, Son: "I agree."
Make DO GO into soup: "Agreed."
Just Like That Meow: posts picture
[Item: Animal-Type Neko Neko Fruit]
[The consumer gains all abilities of a cat, including— but not limited to—superb reflexes, keen senses, and extreme flexibility.]
[Note: After consumption, weak to Seastone and seawater in the Pirate World; in other worlds, seawater effects are halved.]
Just Like That Meow: "This is useless to me, meow."
It's already a cat. It has everything a cat should—or shouldn't—have.
Ordinary Group Leader: "The Neko Neko Fruit… it's just an ordinary Animal-Type Fruit, but seeing Dad and Madara… I feel like Meow Meow got insanely lucky."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Is this just the effect of contrast?"
The Ultimate Evil Spirit: "I still don't know what Minato drew, but after seeing these four… today is definitely not a good day for the lottery."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Absolutely agree."
Child of Nature:
"Lotteries depend on lineage, not timing. At least now there's some psychological consolation."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Do you want to try?"
Child of Nature: "Might as well. Three of the worst are already set, so…"
Uchiha Dance King: ""
Make Okoku Soup Big: ""
BE My Son : ""
With us three at the bottom, you can be reckless. You'll regret it.
Bai Xuan opened the lottery function and clicked without hesitation.
After traveling through worlds and joining the chat group… how unlucky could he be?
Those three? Pure accidents.
Ding! "Congratulations! You obtained the character board—Uchiha Obito. After fusion, you gain all abilities of the character."
Ding! "Compatibility with the group member is only 3%. Fusion will produce unpredictable changes."
The chat group's voice was still cold as ever—but this time, the implication made Bai Xuan smile.
A character board that grants all abilities after fusion… truly, only the chat group could manage something like this.
This lottery feature really had everything.
"3% compatibility… well, my compatibility with Uchiha Obito is really terrible," Bai Xuan muttered, shaking his head—but he understood.
First of all, he could never act against the entire ninja world just for Rin.
He could never love someone to that extent.
No one in the real world is worth that kind of devotion.
"All I need is his Mangekyo Sharingan."
He was satisfied with his current personality. He would never let Obito's power push him into some unknown direction.
For him, the only part of Obito worth caring about was Kamui.
Other abilities—Wood Release, various ninjutsu, taijutsu—didn't matter.
Wait… what period of Obito is this? Not his academy days, right?
Ding! "Detected group member inquiry. Stripping character board abilities."
Ding! "Uchiha lineage stripped. Mangekyo Sharingan stripped."
Ding! "Proceed with fusion?"
"Not yet. Answer two questions first," Bai Xuan said, motioning thoughtfully.
"Can Obito's Wood Release be stripped?"
Ding! "Uchiha Obito does not possess Wood Release."
"What about ninjutsu?"
Ding! "Uchiha Obito does not possess ninjutsu."
"Stop joking!"
Bai Xuan rolled his eyes. No Wood Release, fine—but no ninjutsu at all? Even academy-era Obito could at least use the Three-Man Technique.
These answers made him understand the character board's rules:
"All abilities" only include the character's inherent abilities—their talent, bloodline, and abilities derived from their bloodline.
Ninjutsu? That's external.
Taijutsu? External.
Genjutsu? Also external.
Anything cultivated later? All external.
Obito's character board only has the Uchiha bloodline and the Sharingan.
The Mangekyo Sharingan is available only if Obito unlocked it.
If he had Eternal Mangekyo, the chat group would strip the Eternal Mangekyo.
Nope… Eternal Mangekyo requires another Mangekyo eye, which the chat group would probably consider external.
Rinnegan?
Uchiha bloodline alone can't evolve into Rinnegan.
So, that's also external.
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