None of them… are easy to deal with.
Uchiha Madara didn't even need mentioning. Aside from Senju Hashirama, there wasn't a single person in the ninja world he truly respected.
Whitebeard might look approachable on the surface…
But that was only on the surface.
One of the Four Emperors of the sea, a man with top-tier Conqueror's Haki—calling him "easygoing" would be a joke.
…Unless you were his son.
As for Tokisaki Kurumi—
That was even worse.
A beautiful face paired with a yandere, manipulative personality—it was undeniably attractive.
But reality wasn't anime.
And killing ten thousand people just to rewrite fate…
Even if most of them were evil, there were still innocents among them.
Wanting to change your own destiny wasn't wrong—
But using others' lives as the price?
That was something Bai Xuan couldn't accept.
…Wait.
They were from that certain island nation.
…Never mind then.
Although all three were terrifying figures, Su Yunqing managed to get along with them quite well—thanks to her knowledge of their stories and futures.
In fact, Madara had even given her a pair of two-tomoe Sharingan.
Unfortunately, since the chat group's exchange system hadn't been unlocked yet, and she lacked Uchiha blood, she couldn't use them.
So they remained stored away in her inventory.
The second batch of members had only included one person—
"Let's Stew Da Gu into Soup."
As someone who grew up watching Ultraman Tiga, she recognized him immediately.
But it had only been three days since Da Gu joined…
And now, new members had already arrived.
Rubbing her temples, Su Yunqing sighed.
Hopefully more people join soon…
After all, certain group functions would only unlock once there were ten members.
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"That's Just How It Is, Meow": What is this thing, meow? Why is it inside my head, meow?
"Yellow Flash": This information appearing in my mind… what is it?
"Yellow Flash": Our world isn't unique? There are countless worlds beyond ours—some even stronger—and this chat group connects them?
"Yellow Flash": …This doesn't seem like genjutsu.
Namikaze Minato frowned.
Even the Uchiha couldn't possibly create an illusion of this level.
Setting aside his own strength, trapping him in genjutsu wasn't easy to begin with.
And more importantly—
No ninja in the shinobi world had an imagination wild enough to construct something like this.
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"That's Just How It Is, Meow": Only I can see it. Musashi and Kojiro can't, meow.
In the Pokémon world, under the worried gazes of Jessie and James, Meowth confirmed it.
They couldn't see anything.
But—
"Meowth's brain isn't broken! Stop messing with my head, you idiots!"
"Frenzied scratching!"
With a vein popping on his forehead, Meowth finally snapped and clawed both of their faces.
After letting out a cold snort, he tried to explain the chat group—
But the words simply wouldn't come out.
The same thing happened on Minato's side.
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"Ordinary Group Leader": Meowth? Namikaze Minato?
"That's Just How It Is, Meow": You know me, meow?!
"Yellow Flash": And you are…?
"Ordinary Group Leader": No need to be so formal. I'm just an ordinary group leader. I've already uploaded some information about your worlds—you can check it if you're interested.
"Ordinary Group Leader": Just a reminder: it's only partial information. I know about your worlds, but I can't remember every detail.
After speaking, Su Yunqing uploaded fragments of their story data.
She had watched plenty of anime—but rarely from beginning to end.
School had always been her priority growing up, and there was never enough time to finish everything.
Plus, every year brought new shows—naturally, some got left behind.
If she hadn't transmigrated, she could've just looked things up online.
But now?
She was in a high-martial world.
Those original anime didn't even exist here.
So… this was the best she could do.
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"Let's Stew Da Gu into Soup": Wait, I just realized… there's no info about "Dance King" in the files. Did the group leader forget?
"Worst Spirit": shrug
"Worst Spirit": She didn't forget. Uchiha Madara refused.
"Uchiha Dance King": That kind of thing is meaningless.
"Uchiha Dance King": The future of the ninja world will be shaped by my hands.
"Ordinary Group Leader": I mean… there's still time, but you might want to ask me for it later… just saying…
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"Yellow Flash": The ninja world… wait. Uchiha?
"Yellow Flash": Judging by the way you're addressed… are you Uchiha Madara?!
Minato was stunned.
The legendary ancestor of the Uchiha clan…
Madara… was in this chat group?
But—
Wasn't he already dead?
"Yellow Flash": But shouldn't you have already—
"Be My Son": Gurararara… According to the group leader, Uchiha Madara has indeed died.
"Be My Son": But who said the dead can't join the chat group?
"Be My Son": The chat group's power is beyond our imagination.
"Uchiha Dance King": Hmph. I will return from the underworld sooner or later.
"Uchiha Dance King": And when I do—
Minato's expression changed slightly.
From those few lines, he sensed something… unsettling.
It seemed that Madara's death was not as simple as it appeared.
But before he could ask further—
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"Ordinary Group Leader": @Child of Nature, come say something, newbie~
"Ordinary Group Leader": Everyone in the chat group is friendly~
"Child of Nature": …Are you sure?
Bai Xuan couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his mouth.
Aside from Da Gu—
One was a tyrant.
One was a war demon.
One was a yandere.
Which one of them is "friendly"?
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"Ordinary Group Leader": Ahem… at least inside the chat group they are.
"Ordinary Group Leader": Hm? Something about you feels… off.
Su Yunqing scratched her head awkwardly at his response, then suddenly froze.
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"Ordinary Group Leader": Wait… how do you know—no, hold on… you are…?
"Child of Nature": From Hangzhou, China, Earth.
"Child of Nature": You can also call me… a transmigrator.
"Child of Nature": Nice to meet you, fellow countryman.
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Bai Xuan didn't bother hiding his identity.
From the earlier conversation, he could tell—
This group leader wasn't pretending to be omniscient.
She shared information freely, asked for nothing in return, and came across as approachable.
A rare kind of… honest group leader.
Of course—
The most important reason was something else.
He had already confirmed through the chat group:
The group leader had no authority to kick members.
A group leader… who couldn't even remove people?
Out of all the chat group leaders he'd seen—
She was definitely the weakest.