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Chapter 4: let's eat and first words

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Here I stand, about to face the hardest challenge I've ever faced, I have to deal with the Uzumakis all at once. I could hardly stand them all at once but now here I am at their

about to join them for a lovely meal and chat, well they will talk I will mostly just listen and nod like I care about what they say, I have my ear plugs ,I have a fake smile and I

trap so I'm ready to go in. Opening the door im met by a tackle hug by my wonderful sister, Ah Mito of all the people I hate I hate her the most

"hello nii-san how have you been are you ok I've been happy I'm going to be a ninja starting tomorrow…"after this I just stopped listening to her and dear god how do they talk

,the way she is literally sitting on me and the way Trap-chan is looking at me I have the feeling this is going to be brought up to mock me on many occasions .

"Mito ,let him stand up" Minato told Mito who saw how she was sitting on me and got up fast with a massive blush covering her face, let me say this now for all the people who

ship us later, I do not like incest stories, so please do not ship me with her it will not happen.

"You shouldn't try to talk to him ,Ryu doesn't talk much" Trap-chan said singing the last part, im starting to think that there might be more to here than what I want to believe,

a story for a other day. For now I have to continue to deal with this family

"Is that so, well do you know why" Naruto asked looking at my oddly, as im a crazy person,,,, well maybe I am.

"No I'm not sure, in fact his never even spoken to me" and now everyone is looking at me , should I do a little dance for them, maybe I should go grab that seal I mentioned a

back,,,na better to leave that as a joke, no one here will understand but it sure will be funny. Oh are they still talking, boy I do space out a lot.

"…and that why I don't eat baloney "I hear Trap-chan say as I pay attention again, what the hell did I miss

"That's disgusting, you know that right" Minato said with a face so green you would think he was becoming a toad …yes that's a reference to sage mode.

"well putting that aside let's eat" Said a very nervous looking Kushina her eyes as she severed ramen, not surprised at this I sit down next to Trap-chan, note to self learn their

then their gender.

"so if he never speaks how are you living together"Mito asked looking at me as if I had two heads

"Well I just followed him to his home one day and sort of never left, he never made any sign of not wanting me there and even gave me a key, now here I am eating your food"

patting my head as if I was a cat,,, yes I like it but that's not the point here

"Wow ,I don't know if his nice or just really dumb" Naruto said as he started eat… inhaling his food. Truth be told I do like ramen but I don't know if I do to that level.

"Well how's your training going Ryu , think you can take on your old man" Minato asks me with a grin, ti this I give him a stank-faceTM , I will admit that carrying boxs of weap

around the village all day every day has given me a lot more strength than the average of my age ,and that I crotch punched an Uchiha ,but that does not mean I will become a

this village , as I see it not one person here is worth killing for.

"whats..thet look for.."He asks worried

"oh Ryu here doesn't do the ninja training thing , in fact he works for a weapons shop part time"Trap-chan tells them as they eat at the same pace as Naruto , who gets a look

eyes and eats faster , leading them to eat faster to, leading Naruto to eat faster and so on , it got to the point that they finished a bowl a second, if this wasn't an anime world

wonder how this was possible.

" what do you mean, who wouldn't want to be a ninja its so cool think about all the things you can pull off all the cool jutsu you could learn, come on Nii-san we can teach you t

super cool ninja just like Kaa-san and Tou-are" Mito said as she dragged me out side, now im a very passive boy ,but the way this girl talks pisses me off, talk slower for god sa

"just look at what I can do with what I was taght to far if you would like I can help you become a super cool super strong ninja" im starting to snap" you can go on cool mission

princess fight stronger guys every day ohhh maybe the three of us could end up on the same team" im visibly starting to twitch" think about it the three of us fighting together

that would be so cool maybe we could even unite the ninja world together ohh ya maybe we could…"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"I thunder at her making her flinch back" how you can talk about killing others so easily disgusts me" so lost in my own rage I didn't even notice I broke

silence" im going home, come talk to me once you know the true fate of all ninja"A faint sound of clapping is heard as I leave , I turn to see Trap-chan following me , it seems t

the show I put on for them.

Later

"You know I didn't expect that to be the first thing I hear you say"Trap-chan says

"Ya so what I don't even know your name yet, you didn't know how I sound, how bout we become even" I say jokingly and dear god I sound like one of thoughs cliché old scho

desperately try to sound calm

"Oh that would be to easy Ryu-boy, I think the mystery is fun" Trap-chan said

"This coming from the one that was crying the day we met" I hit back

"You know for a kid you seem to talk really well" They responded

"I can say the same about you ,its as if you know a lot things you shouldn't " I said slyly as I could

"Oh do I can you give an example of this?"They asked

"Now you're the one that wanted a mystery " I said with a grin… are we flirting right now

"Ok you can win this round, my name is Kira" the now name Kira told me as the went to the bed room, note to self I need a bigger place, and also they have a gender neutral n

this won't help me in any run. In any case in tired now, collapsing on the couch I let out a light laugh as I think about how smoothly that went and also what Kira said back the

not want to work in the shop my hole life so I need to start planning my future , and by planning I mean seeing what I can remember from my past life and using it to make m

here, maybe I can write 'Dragon ball' as my own series or maybe I can rework the 'Pirates of the Carrabin' into a manga, and that's not all I also remember a lot of songs I cou

as well. Getting up I grab some paper and with a sick grin I start doing an uncatchable act of piracy … ah and that sets the first part nicely, im going to rework our favorite Jack

as a manga Mc.

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I started with a fire of burning inspiration managing to get a chapter done in the first hour, another five done by sun rise and my grin doesn't fade , taking what I had I redid th

work till Rira was about to wake before covering my tracks and taking the 'works' with me out of the house. Now all I have to do is get this to a publisher.

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