Not far from the hidden valley of Imladris, the air changed. The oppressive weight of the ancient forest gave way to a breeze that smelled of heather and sharp mountain water. But for the Elven scouts of Rivendell, the peace had been disturbed by something inexplicable.
Suddenly, the Elves tensed. A rhythmic thud-thud of boots on soft earth approached.
Out of the thicket stepped a young man wearing a bizarre suit of wooden slats—a Log Suit that looked both primitive and remarkably sturdy. He carried a flint-tipped Spear and a Backpack.
Oliver stopped at the edge of the clearing. His eyes widened, and a grin broke across his face.
He didn't see the Elves hidden in the trees. He only saw the massive, hairy rumps of the herd. To the Elves, these were mystical anomalies. To Oliver, they were the most beautiful organic fertilizer factories in existence.
He walked toward the nearest beast. The Beefalo gave a low, vibrating huff, its tail swishing. Oliver didn't flinch. He knew the "aggro" range by heart. He reached down and began picking up the large, steaming mounds of dung scattered across the grass.
The Elves watched in stunned, horrified silence from the shadows.
Oliver was muttering to himself, his "pro player" brain calculating the yield.
He stuffed the last of the waste into a specially lined compartment of his backpack. He patted the side of the Beefalo, which ignored him entirely.
With his mission accomplished, Oliver turned on his heel and disappeared back into the denser woods, moving with the confident stride of a man who had just struck gold.
High above, the Elven scouts stepped out onto the branches, staring at the spot where the human had been.
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The sun climbed higher, casting a warm glow over the clearing where Oliver's mansion stood. To the hidden Elven scouts following him, the sight was a shock. In the middle of the wild, untamed forest sat a structure of impossible precision, surrounded by strange, clicking machines and a perfectly tilled plot of land.
Oliver didn't look like a nobleman or a warrior now. He looked like a focused laborer.
The science machine, after getting all materials immediately constructed the basic farms on tilled plot of land. The entire process is like magic to eyes of elves who followed Oliver.
While the elves were discussing. Oliver wiped sweat from his brow, oblivious to his audience. He planted the seeds and used a bucket to carefully water the mounds. As he finished, he stood back, admiring the row of basic farms.
He gathered his tools, slung his backpack over his shoulder, and walked toward the heavy wooden doors of his mansion with science machine he is carrying with his hands. With a soft click of the latch, he disappeared inside to rest, leaving the clearing in a heavy, thoughtful silence.
The Elven commander signaled his team to retreat. They melted back into the trees, moving with a sense of urgency they hadn't felt in years.
Hours later, they stood in the starlit halls of Imladris, before the seated figure of Lord Elrond.
Elrond looked up, his ageless eyes narrowing.
Elrond stood, his gaze turning toward the mountains.
