What do you mean by that ?reality
I'm rejecting them in the most friendly way possible!!
"Oh my god, what's wrong, God!"
Can't you hear me?
"Keima-kun, there's actually something I'd like to ask you..."
Why do you always bring up the source of problems?!
I was planning to just ignore him and go home, but while Nakagawa might be manageable, it seems like things could get quite troublesome if this demon identifies me.
Having no other choice, I turned around and yelled at him.
"What exactly do you think you're doing?!"
I mean, what's with this "little sister" thing?!
"Ah, it finally responded."
We've gone through a lot of procedures to make future defeats of runaway spirits smoother!
"Wait a minute, what does 'future' mean?"
"We've already defeated the runaway spirits, haven't we!?"
"No, no, there are still many runaway spirits lurking around this area♪"
"W-wait, you're not telling me to defeat all of them!?"
"Yes♪ That's why I came here as a little sister so that I can always be with God!"
"Wait a minute, you're not actually planning on coming all the way to my house, are you!?"
"...? Do siblings not live together here?"
"You're not my sister!!"
"She's my little sister, you know? Starting today!"
"That's not it!!"
"So..."
"No way, you'll have to wait!"
Nakagawa! What exactly do you want here?!
Please, let it be something decent. Elsie alone is a handful, so if there are two of them, it'll be unbearable!!
"Actually, I was hoping you could let me stay at your place for just one night..."
"You too?!"
You guys aren't in cahoots, are you!?
"N-no way! I've never heard almost anything, or rather, all, of what Elsie said before!!"
"I will not make any further concessions!" reality
I will absolutely not allow them to invade my home!!
It's definitely a crappy game. reality
I reaffirmed that fact and began to think about how to distribute the seeds.
...That's when it happened.
"Oh, isn't that Keima? What a coincidence to see you here."
I heard a woman's voice coming from behind me, a voice I was very familiar with.
"Oh? Are you two friends of Keima's?"
"Keima, who's there?"
"Is that you, older sister?"
Oh, so that's how it looks. But...
"Nice to meet you. I'm Keima's mother♪"
That's my mom.
At this point, there's no way to prevent them from coming into the house.
Sigh... Please, I beg you, don't make things any more complicated than this...?
"Come on in, come on in!"
It's been so many years since Keima brought a friend over!
"We're not friends."
"Your mother seems so kind!"
"She's not your mother!!"
"Oh, excuse me for intruding."
"...Ugh, I'm so tired of making sarcastic remarks."
Keima looks really tired.
...It's about half my fault, though.
"Once again, I am Katsuragi, Keima's mother ."Mari
"Oh, my name is Elsie!"
"Well, her name is El-chan."
"Yes! I'm the illegitimate child of the father here♪"
The air froze.
Keima, who had been playing his game as if nothing had happened, was also startled and turned around.
"Oh, hohoho... what an interesting child."
"This is a letter from my deceased mother."
"let's see..."
Mari continued reading the letter with a cheerful expression, and when she finished, she turned to the phone and made a call.
"Hello? Is that you? Yes, it's me."
And then, the atmosphere changed completely in an instant.
"Shall I hear your story?"
What are you talking about? Ask your own lower body, you scumbag!!
He seemed so gentle just a moment ago, but now he's yelling into the receiver with a furious expression on his face.
"...My mom used to be in a biker gang."
"I see... But more importantly, Elsie? What's that letter about?"
"This is a fake letter crafted with the director's utmost effort!"
"...Haa..."
As soon as we finished yelling, Mari slammed the receiver against the wall and dashed over to us.
"Keima! Forget about your father! He's dead!!"
Keima's dad was killed off without his consent!?
"Don't worry! I'll take care of you three siblings!!"
"Wait, wait!!"
"S-Stop! I-It's not me!?"
"You're wrong, or rather, both of you are wrong!!!"
~After a while~
"So, you're saying you're not my husband's illegitimate child?"
"Y-yes, that's it."
I managed to calm Mari down, who was in an unusually high-strung state, and explained my background and the reasons why I couldn't go home.
Keima took the opportunity to run away somewhere, and Elsie followed him, which caused quite a commotion.
I haven't talked about Elsie. I mean, there's no way to explain anything about demons.
"I can't believe that Kanon-chan, who's famous on TV, was in the same class as my stupid son."
"Haha..."
"Well, in that case, you can stay at my place anytime. It's a house big enough for about four people to live comfortably."
"thank you!
"...Huh? Four people?"
I think there are five of us: Keima's parents, Keima himself, Elsie, and me...?
"My husband is always away on business trips, and we're planning to divorce soon anyway♪"
"Ah, hahahaha..."
Keima's father is really getting the short end of the stick.
"By the way, how is your child doing at school? They're always playing video games, so as a parent, I'm worried."
"Oh, is that so... I suppose so."
I even played games during class...though I did stop during quizzes and things like that.
I completely understand why Mari is feeling anxious.
"Please be kind to that child."
"Yes, of course!"