Nobu: "As a member of the Japanese server, I was hoping for a chance at getting the formal attire." Okita
: "Well, of course it didn't come."
Nobu: "I won't give up! Not me!
On the last day, I might appear as a raid boss in my Sixth Heavenly Demon King mode, who was actually the real mastermind! Wait, however..."
Okita: "There's no hope or dreams left."
It's over 10,000 characters, ma'am.
I couldn't help but have fun writing it, so it can't be helped!
Well, it's to commemorate being ranked number 1 this week.
This time too, it's a very easy-to-understand title.
Today, unusually, I had plenty of free time on my hands, so I wandered around Chaldea.
I was thinking maybe I should go and clean out the warehouse where all the materials have piled up...
Along the way, we spotted Nobu lying on the hood of a sports car, striking a sexy pose for some reason while dressed as a race queen.
Seriously, how did they even get a car like that into Chaldea?
"This is a public relations campaign! If this goes well, we'll implement a race queen version of Rider Nobunaga (5 stars)! And we'll definitely reach number one in the sales rankings!"
If that happens, we won't have to worry about that blood-spitting, man-slashing girl acting all high and mighty anymore!
Seriously, I hate the attitude of people who try to get away with all their jokes by spitting up blood!
I think we should be delivering laughter to living rooms with more meticulously calculated, intelligent gags like mine!
Intelligence (lol).
Lord Nobunaga says something I don't quite understand, he's as fearless as ever, in many ways...
Then Nobu approached with a big smile and handed me a camera that felt quite heavy. It looked expensive.
"What's this?"
"Yes! I borrowed it from the room of the dragon-slaying saint!"
"Professor Georg...that's theft, Nobu."
"Don't say things that sound bad to others."
Surely there's a universal law that says those tasked with saving the world aren't guilty of rummaging through other people's drawers without permission."
"Whose hero are you talking about...? You're more of a demon lord who's going to get defeated..."
When I answered that, Nobu said, "That's so blunt!" and went back to the car, striking a pose.
Well, I guess they want me to take the photos, and it looks interesting, so I'll go along with it for a while.
"Yes, you are the Demon King, and you are guilty!"
"Why?! Cheese would be fine there!"
Nobu, who is currently being photographed by cameras left and right, is wearing a red-based outfit that exposes his midriff and barely-there shorts, a highly revealing look that is not usually seen.
I got a little too excited...
"Alright, Nobu!"
Now, put your index finger in your mouth and spread your legs in an M-shape on top of the car!
"Like this?"
"Yes! That's good! It's really good!"
--Snap!
"Next, lie face down, lift your hips, and place your hands between your legs—that's right!"
Give her a seductive, flirtatious look!
"Hmm, mmm... How about this?"
"That's amazing! Nobu is at the forefront of sexy and cool right now!"
He truly is Japan's most famous historical figure! It's such a shame that the Japanese people can't see him like this!
---Snap! Snap snap!!
"Hahahahahaha! Of course, of course,
With my overflowing charisma, it can't be helped!
"Alright! To finish it off, I'll do an ahegao double peace sign!!"
"Peace!!"
"COOOOOOOL!! You're so COOL!!"
---Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap...
...I feel like I took some pretty amazing photos, but I have no regrets.
Next to me, Nobu is peering into the camera with a look on his face that says, "I've accomplished something!"
"So, what do you think? Did you get some pretty good shots? Well, with that many photos, we should have plenty of material!"
"Not only is there no doubt that she'll get a final ascension, but a Craft Essence will definitely be implemented too!"
Ah, yeah... I took lots of amazing photos that will definitely get censored.
However, not wanting to cloud Lord Nobunaga's smile, I turned off the camera and changed the subject.
"Nobu, I'm thinking of heading to the warehouse now, do you want to come?"
"I don't mind."
Nobu is truly an angel for agreeing without hesitation.
I will keep this photograph safe for the sake of Lord Nobunaga's honor.
"Wow, it's quite a mess. What's with this mountain of golden apples... are they going to throw them at that beast girl, like some kind of Spanish apple festival?"
"Why do I have to do something so cruel...? I've just left all the materials I've collected lying around, so I figured I should at least organize them a little."
"We're supposed to be going to this singularity to collect these things, right? So why are they being treated so carelessly, like magazines...?"
Nobu, now dressed in his usual black military uniform, pointed towards a pile of Holy Grails crammed into the corner of the room, as if to say they were getting in the way.
"Right now, there's no particular use for them, and actually, I don't really remember how many I collected... Was it nine? Or ten?"
"It's not uncommon for countless mages to kill each other over this one item, yet this is all just a mess..."
Saying that, he pulled two from the pile of chalices and tossed one to me.
"Now that I think of it, I heard that out-of-season Halloween girl had quite a bit of fun with it... Well, I don't really believe in all-powerful wish-granting machines, but you're only human... Surely you have one or two wishes of your own?"
Hmm... I don't really have a wish.
With this Holy Grail, saving the world is fundamentally impossible.
Right now, all I can think of is, "Give me Nobu's panties!"
"Haa... Your thoughts are leaking out, you know."
You don't need to rely on something like that; as a reward for all your hard work, I'll give you a pair of underwear or two, as much as you want."
The Demon Lord says some very pleasant things.
But when asked if Nobunaga had any wishes of his own...
"I'd like to make a wish on this piece of junk... Hmm, maybe something like, 'Please let me marry you!'"
Hey, what are you frozen for?
It's a joke! I, I would never wish for something so girlish! It's a joke from the Sixth Heavenly Demon King! U, hahahaha! Go ahead and laugh! H, hey, say something!
That was a bit of a surprise attack... I don't know how to react.
Nobu, who had become flustered and embarrassed, either panicked or trying to cover it up, clinked the Holy Grail he was holding against ours as if to toast.
---Clang! Whoosh...
Huh? This Holy Grail seems to be trembling... and it's glowing, it's blinding!
"Huh?! What is this..."
To avoid being separated, I grasped Nobu's hand in front of me, and we were both swallowed up by the light of the Holy Grail...
--- Chirp chirp chirp... Meeeen meeeen...
"It's so peaceful..."
"It's so peaceful..."
Before we knew it, the two of us were in a place that looked like a modern Japanese-style house.
Stepping outside and looking a little further into the distance, I realized that this house was surrounded by a moat and earthen ramparts.
The season feels like early summer, with a slightly refreshing warmth.
You can get out to a garden-like area, but after walking a short distance, you're blocked by something like an invisible wall.
Apparently, the entire property, including the house itself, was completely enclosed by that wall, creating a perfectly isolated space.
I asked Nobu, who was tapping on the invisible wall with apparent interest.
"How's it going, Nobu?"
"It's no good, as you can see from my current state... I've been trying to change back into my usual battle attire, but it's not making a sound. This seems to be a rather unusual situation."
Nobunaga, who was standing there with his arms crossed in a troubled expression, was not wearing his black military uniform, but a light pink yukata.
Without her military cap, to someone unfamiliar with her, she might simply appear as a pretty girl with striking black hair.
'Seeing her in such a rare, almost untouchable state, like a refined young lady, so lovely yet somehow erotic, I couldn't contain myself any longer and pounced like a beast, devouring the body of the incredibly gigantic and beautiful Lady Nobunaga.'
"Could you please refrain from adding your own narration?"
"I'm not entirely wrong," he said with a laugh, sitting on the veranda of his house and swinging his legs like a child.
"It's infuriating, but in my current state, it's impossible for me to break down that wall. I've become weaker since the first time I met you, so I'm not even a 0.5 star, I'm a 0 star... I'm practically at the level of a random town girl! A friend gacha system is definitely coming!"
The Demon Lord, or rather, the self-proclaimed town girl, laughs heartily.
However, if she says so, then perhaps it's impossible to get through this wall.
Well, I guess we'll still try what we can.
Standing before the invisible wall, I raise my fists.
"You don't need much skill to punch someone."
In short, before I die
"All you have to do is keep punching them until they're completely knocked out."
Directly taught by my big brother Beowulf!
Imitation Noble Phantasm "Grendel Buster"!!
— Changed Zudododododododododododododododooo
...Sigh, I guess it's impossible after all.
No matter what, Master's strength isn't enough to break it.
Looking behind me, I saw Nobu, for some reason looking utterly disgusted, covering his mouth in a panic.
"My Master was a Berserker... I don't even know what I'm saying."
Huh? Huh? Why is smoke coming out of his fist? That's scary..."
This is the result of training! Don't underestimate me just because I'm your master!
But what should we do about this situation...?
It may resemble a prison tower, but in that one, there is a clearly defined goal.
It's frustrating when there's absolutely no action.
"Don't get your act together, Master. No matter how you look at it, this situation is all because of that Holy Grail."
Regardless of my own actions, if they realize you've disappeared, they'll surely take action. In that case, we can simply wait patiently." Chaldea
"But this is quite a stylish house..." Nobu muttered, and went back inside.
It seemed like a rather optimistic view, but I certainly didn't think she was speaking without thinking, so I followed her.
At first, I thought it was a traditional Japanese-style house, but for some reason, there were electrical appliances scattered around, starting with the kitchen.
There's even a calendar...? ...? Does that mean something...?5month31day・
"Hmm, this is nice... I don't mind a house like this, a mix of Japanese and Western styles. Oh! It even has an open-air bath, what a thoughtful touch, this is exactly the kind of house I like..."
Hey, you too, stop wandering around, you must be hungry, right? Rejoice! Today I'll cook for you with my own hands!
And before I knew it, Nobu, wearing an apron, headed towards the kitchen.
"Can Lord Nobunaga cook?"
"I only started practicing after I was summoned."
Don't worry, I won't be making anything as horrific as that tone-deaf dragon girl; it'll just be a perfectly normal, standard dish... You can just sit back and wait like a domineering husband."
Is that so? Well, then I'll take you up on that offer.
Watching her cook with such enthusiasm, she looked like a young wife—or so I thought, but the truth is, I'd never actually eaten any of Nobunaga's home cooking except for that skull-shaped chocolate, so I was kind of looking forward to it.
In front of me was a plate of scrambled eggs, ginger pork, salad, rice, and miso soup...the quintessential Japanese meal, served in portions for two.
"Heh heh, did you think something outlandish would come out?"
Today I'm 'New Bride Nobu,' so I wouldn't serve anything weird to my husband, would I? Now, open your mouth wide."
An omelet is shoved into my mouth.
Yep, it's a sweet omelet just the way I like it.
"Is it delicious?"
"Ah, it's delicious."
"Do you really think it's delicious? Well, how delicious is it? How sweet is it? What about the texture? How's the overall balance? On a scale of 100, what score would you give it? Where does it rank among all the things you've eaten so far? I mean, who are you comparing it to? The assassin? The yandere dragon girl? The kukkoro? The bare-knuckle saint? The marshmallow boobs? I mean, tell me precisely which of the girls from Chaldea is tastier than me, and which is tastier than me..."
"This guy is such a pain in the ass!"
And so, while playfully bickering and feeding each other, the mealtime passed by...
After that, I did some token actions like checking the walls and making a bonfire to create smoke, trying to make myself visible to the outside, but nothing really changed as night fell.
"Aaaaaahh
I'm currently in a mixed-gender bath with a naked, black-haired, beautiful girl who has a voice that sounds like an old man.
The girl sitting between my legs, leaning against me, was even more lethargic than usual.
"Nuuuuuuuh
"We're a pretty big family, so I guess that's just how it is, isn't it?"
"Hahaha, I wonder what kind of face Okita will make when he finds out that I've been living like this with my master? When he comes back from here, I'll provoke him to death."
"Stop it, or rather, the Demon Lord doesn't seem to have much sense of danger."
"You're standing right behind me with your dick rock hard, so what's the point of you talking about a sense of danger...? Uh oh..."
"Hey, Nobu-chan!"
Stop grinding my butt! I'm trying to be patient!
"Hahaha! Well then, let's continue this in bed! Now, make sure you escort her properly."
"...Mmm, kiss, kiss... Mmm, lick..."
As soon as they reached the bedroom, Nobunaga begged for a kiss, so she picked him up and lay down on the futon with him on top.
But this person is still so light on their plate, I wonder if they're eating properly...
"...Mmm, slurp, ahh... Today... let's see... I think I'll try something different from usual."
"Hmm... what do you mean?"
"Every time we do it, you make me cum so hard it's like you're trying to kill me, right?"
Well, I do like it rough, and to be honest, it feels incredibly good, so I'm totally open to it...
And besides, I'm probably the only one who can handle the lust that gets me so wildly excited by your loli body, right?
Please stop calling people abnormal.
It's simply a story about loving the person you've fallen in love with with your heart, body, and soul.
"Today, let's see... I want to act like a newlywed couple, fresh and innocent, like it's their wedding night!"
Does that mean I should go at it like slow sex?
"I'll give it a try. Basically, I just need to act like a lovey-dovey couple and be affectionate, right?"
"It might sound a little silly, but that's roughly correct. Alright then, I'll leave it to you..."
Saying that, she slowly grasped my throbbing cock and gently stroked it up and down.
Then, like a friendly cat, she rubbed her cheek against my chest, and as if leaving a mark, she kissed and licked my nipples and collarbone.
"Hehehe, kiss, as always, you have a nice body, slurp... lick... smack... your lower parts are also plump, ahh, suck... lick, lick..."
With one hand, she skillfully strokes my penis, while with the other, she gently massages my scrotum.
Before I knew it, I had reached my hand towards her soaking wet hole.
"Mmh... It's not just touching... Aaah, ah!... Mwah, haaa mmm... Mwah, mmm..."
Insert your finger towards the entrance, making sure not to go all the way in.
Occasionally, consciously touch the clitoris, which has begun to swell slightly.
Before I knew it, she was moaning blissfully in front of me, and I gently kissed her lips.
A kiss without tongues, just a touch, as if to confirm each other's presence.
Neither Nobunaga nor I knew why, but we both smiled, playfully touching each other's bodies, and endlessly exchanging bird kisses.
"Kiss, ahh... hehe... kiss, kiss... somehow, mmm, this feels good, ahh... kiss, kiss..."
After a while, Nobunaga reluctantly moved away from me, lay down on his back in the futon, and slowly spread his legs apart.
"...Haa, haa...We're both relaxed enough now, aren't we...Please be gentle...?"
She gently opens her petals, inviting me in, and I slowly, slowly insert my penis into her, making sure not to put any strain on her.
Even after he was fully inside her, he didn't move, and they held each other tightly for a while, with him leaning over her.
"Hmm... yours is trembling... ah,
Hey, do you remember what we talked about in the bath...?
"Are you talking about a sense of crisis or something?"
"Ah... yes, it's only natural that you're worried about this situation... so... please trust me... and be patient for two more days... if you do... this space will probably be destroyed... well... there's nothing we can do until then... so... um, you see?"
"So you want to have fun together?"
"Uh... hmm, I suppose so. Is... no good...?"
"Well... I didn't feel any sense of crisis from the start, since you said you were fine. I trust you that much."
"Well then..."
"Yeah, if that's the case, bring it on! I'd love to have some fun with Nobunaga too."
As if she had been waiting for those words, she buried her face in my neck and whispered softly, "Mm, mm... That's my other half... I love you, I love you, I adore you... Mm."
Those words triggered a mutual desire for each other's bodies.
Handle it gently, very gently, as if it were something fragile...
"Mmm... ah, ahh... even if you suck it that much, ahh, ahh, no milk will come out, hehe... ahh, ahh..."
As I caressed her body, I put my mouth to the still immature bud at the center of her breast.
It was sucking on it as if to release something, or as if to be pampered.
Occasionally, I reach out to the plump buds at the bottom.
"Ahh, hiii... haa, my chest and my lower body too... ah, I can do whatever I want, see ya... uah, ahh... yours is twitching too... ah ah, show me your face, nghhh... aaah... kiss..."
I feel a slight urge to move more vigorously, but as she requested, I move slowly, as if pushing deeper inside her.
Smiling happily, she kisses me again, just like before, and becomes affectionate.
Hmm, she's usually so energetic, so this is a really refreshing change to see her like this.
I never imagined I'd feel such a strong desire to protect Nobunaga forever...
They remained connected in all the important parts, and were so affectionate with each other that it felt like there wasn't a single part of each other they hadn't touched.
It felt as if I had become one with Nobunaga.
However, it seems I'm reaching my limit.
"Ahhh... Ah, that's good, ah... You want to come, don't you...? Ahh... I've been coming too... ahh... little by little... for a while now...! Ahh, please help me... ahhh..."
Then, I began to sway my lower body, which had been mostly still until then, back and forth.
Gradually, slowly increasing the speed, it seemed that all the restraint I had shown up to this point was finally paying off, and my desires were about to be unleashed.
"Aaah! Yours is so hot... Ah, ngh! Ah... Haaa! I'm going to come... I'm going far away, ngh! Where are you... Master... Ah... Aaaah!!"
"I'm here, Nobunaga."
I held her hands in a lover's grip to reassure her, as her eyes were unfocused and she was already losing consciousness.
My affection for her grew as she squeezed my hand back, as if to confirm its texture, and soon...
"Aaaah! Aaah, ah, ah, ah! Let me! Let me have a baby... impregnate me... have a baby with you! Hiiaa! Ah... I love you... I love you... Kuaah, mm... Aaaah!!"
Splat! Splat!
So much semen is poured into her small uterus that it cannot all fit inside.
"...Mmmmm――――!! Aaaahhh... It's still coming out... Mmm!... Ah! Aaaahhh..."
Even after he had finished, Nobunaga didn't feel like pulling out and remained on top of me.
Are you planning to just become a blanket like this?
There seems to be a demand for "Nobu Futon".
"Well, there are a lot of embarrassing things..."
I feel like I might have said it out loud..."
"Nobu, it's a bit late in many ways."
"Shut up, but you're going too far. Look, it's overflowing because it can't all fit."
Saying that, he showed me the joint that was stained white.
"Well, when he kept saying things like 'I want to get you pregnant' and 'I love you,' I couldn't help but give in to his expectations."
"Ahhh, ahhh! I can't hear anything!"
This Demon Lord has absolutely no sense of shame when it comes to things he does of his own volition, but it seems he gets very embarrassed by unconscious actions like the one we just saw.
This is my first morning in this strange place... and it's my job as the new wife to wake up this sleepyhead, isn't it?
Well, I guess I'll give her a wake-up kiss...
"It's morning, darling?"
How about that? How about that? Completely captivated, right?
What? You think it looks absolutely terrible on you?
Do you want to become a skull, you bastard?
Whatever the case may be, I intend to enjoy this pseudo-married life for the next two days.
Even knowing that it would end...
We chatted and laughed together while we cooked dinner.
---I hung yesterday's laundry out in the garden.
Well, if you're always together, you're bound to feel that way.
"Nghhh...! Ahhh! Not outside like this... Ahh, someone... might see me...! Ugh... Hiaaa! Aaaahhh...!"
She was in the garden and, using the outer wall of the house as support, raped me from behind while I was standing...
Well, there's practically no chance of anyone seeing me, but even so, doing it outdoors is still kind of embarrassing.
We talked about each other all night long.
The next morning, I decided this was more suitable for me, so I started preparing this while waking him up.
"Mmm... slurp... even though we released so much last night... slurp... kiss... you're quite the energetic one... slurp!!"
Your face, looking so content, is truly alluring.
Now, go ahead and pour as much as you like into my mouth...
---Like letting her rest her head on my lap on the veranda where the sun is shining.
"What a lovely atmosphere... I'd love to retire to a house like this in my old age..."
To which I replied, "Grandma, is dinner ready yet?"
"Grandpa, didn't you just eat a little while ago?"
I really love this kind of cheerful and easygoing attitude.
These past three days have been uneventful, peaceful, and calm—unlike anything I've ever experienced before.
And so, the third night has come since I came to this space.
I returned to the living room from the toilet.
It looks like a traditional Japanese-style house, but even the toilet has a bidet and is fully equipped with soundproofing.
I was thinking it looked like a house made for Nobu, who loves new things...
She stood there motionless, gazing out the window.
He seemed different from his usual spaced-out self.
When I asked, "What's wrong?"...
"Well, I was thinking it might be possible soon..."
...?
...!!?
Before we knew it, the house we had been living in was engulfed in flames.
It wasn't a case of the fire starting out of nowhere; it was so completely engulfed in flames that I wondered how anyone hadn't noticed it until now.
"...This house was nothing like that one...I was a little late in realizing it, but I remember the surrounding scenery. This place itself is definitely Nishinotouin Shijo..."
it is....
"Yes, that's the place where the Honnoji Incident took place, the place where I met my end..."
She turned to me with a apologetic look on her face.
"I'm sorry for keeping quiet... If you had known it would end like this, you would have definitely tried to do something, wouldn't you?"
Of course.
"There isn't a mastermind behind this, but since we've ended up in this location, and since I am Oda Nobunaga,
There was nothing I could do about it, especially since this was like a lucid dream created by the Holy Grail..."
"But you were able to pinpoint the timing so well."
"Well, I don't remember the exact day I died, and I don't want to remember, but I think it was around the beginning of June, and the rest is just a woman's intuition."
Apparently, she had also seen that calendar.
But even then, she was so certain... a woman's intuition is truly terrifying.
"This dream will end soon."
You too should stay away from me.
This flame is aimed only at me. You don't want to wake up from your dream in pain, do you?"
I certainly don't like pain, but...
"One day, I will say, 'You and I are one and the same!'"
"You're the one who said it... I'll stay with you to the very end, my lord..."
"...Ahhh, hahahahahaha! I see, I see! Then do as you please!"
Come on, come a little closer, you're getting a bit cold..."
Surrounded by fire, there was no way my body could get cold, but I obediently moved behind her and hugged her from behind.
Holding my hand that was embracing her, she murmured.
"I like watching fire... but I don't like being consumed by it..."
I have no idea what kind of look in her eyes she had when she said those words.
Eventually, we were engulfed by either the light of the flames or some other kind of light...
Before I knew it, I was in the usual warehouse.
Apparently, not much time has passed.
"Hmph, it's a defective product after all. It was a nice dream up until a certain point, but... with an ending like that..."
Well, I guess that bad ending is typical of me, if you think about it!
She throws the Holy Grail she was holding back to its original position (no, she should have handled it a little more carefully), and stretches her arm out.
"I've dragged you into this trouble too, but I'll make it up to you someday!"
"Okay, except for the end, our pseudo-married life was quite fun. Didn't you enjoy it, Nobu?"
"...Yes, that's right."
Nobu seemed to be deep in thought.
"You know, for a moment I seriously considered taking you with me and living together in a place where the assassin, the Black Knight King, his spoiled son, the shield woman, and all the other women here could never reach us, and turning anyone who got in our way into a skull. It was that much fun."
"...Wait a minute"
"Hahaha, I'm just kidding, don't be so scared."
Well, I guess I'll put away the car I left out before those noisy people find out."
Saying that, she left the warehouse singing, "Nobu's 'no' is... Nozarashi no'..."
...The look in his eyes at that moment didn't seem like a joke at all.
...Yeah! I'll work hard every day so that I don't get burned down!
Let's start by organizing things here.