Feng Yu looked infront of him and saw an ugly and terrifying man that was about in his twenties.
Oh my gosh who gave you that face?
What is Feng Yu's personality like?... He thought.
FUCK! WHAT DO I SAY?!
The two of them kept staring at each other in silence.
...
One spoke up first.
"Where have you been?" The terrifying man said.
"Walking." Feng Yu spoke with such confidence that he forgot that he currently isn't the children's doctor.
Fortunately, Feng Yu spoke the right words that was similar what the original Feng Yu would say.
"That's good to hear." The man said with such kindness.
Feng Yu wanted to roll his eyes if he could. Oh the unstoppable things this doctor would do.
"Why are you out here?" The man said.
What the fuck do you think I'm doing here? can't you see that I'm running away from that scary village?! He thought with such anger.
"Just talking a small walk for fresh air." Feng Yu said, finally calming down his inner thoughts while scratching his head.
"Oh? does a small walk for fresh air include running for thirty-five kilometers?" The man said with underlying hatred.
This fucking bastard! how dare you talk to me like that?! I swear to the heavens above that I will soon punch you in your dick!
"Just—running away from scary dogs. That's all."
Suddenly, the atmosphere changed drastically from calm to tense. The man's eyes changed like the atmosphere.
"I have something for you to do." The man said scarily that Feng Yu flinched like an abused child.
This fucking bitch! you dare to make me do fucking things for you?! no, no, and never!
"I'll take your silence as a yes," The man said that made Feng Yu flinch again.
"Be friends with Chou She and make sure to form an alliance with him." The man continued. Feng Yu flinched once again.
Whoeven this fucking bitch?! if I had a fucking glock right fucking now, I would have shot you dead on the spot without hesitation! Feng Yu thought, trying to keep his anger from boiling up.
"Fine. I accept." Feng Yu reluctantly agreed just to see what the outcome is.
That noon, Feng Yu finally set out to find Chou She and form an alliance with him as that man had said. Feng Yu walked through countless lands with his two heavy hebaos¹ that was filled with different kinds of sweet snacks and the other filled to the brim with copper coins for future things to buy on the way.
While walking up a mountain, Feng Yu saw a beggar on the side of the path that looked too clean...too clean to be considered one. So, Feng Yu took all the risks of getting robbed and approached the beggar.
"Are you a beggar?" He asked.
"What does it look like to you?!" The beggar talked back.
Geez! this beggar doesn't have any manners! Feng Yu thought.
Oh my heavens! The ultimate villain I wrote is being kind to me?! What the freakity the freakity?! The beggar also thought.
...
The two just stared at each other.
Speak, you beggar! Feng Yu thought.
"I don't remember the ultimate villain being this ki—" The beggar suddenly cut himself off upon realizing that he spoke out his thoughts.
...
Another time of pure silence fell between them.
"You transmigrated here too?..." Both asked each other at the same time, their voices harmonizing.
"OH MY GOSH?!" Feng Yu exclaimed.
"I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO! I'M PRAISING THE HEAVENS FOR THIS BLESSING!" The beggar also exclaimed.
"Let me go with you, let me go with you, please! I'm broke!" The beggar continued.
Feng Yu sighed before finally speaking up, "Fine."
A few hours later, it was finally nighttime. Both were exhausted just by their pale faces.
Feng Yu was panting hardly while talking to the beggar, "What character am I and what character are you?...hah...hah..."
The beggar was chugging Feng Yu's water like someone who hasn't had any drop of water for countless of years.
Finally, after finishing the water until there was not even a single drop left, the beggar spoke up, "My character is named Bei Taotai, a beggar who was once someone of high status. While yours is the ultimate villain that suffers a very hard ending."
Feng Yu's face turned paler than pale just imagining what 'suffers a very hard ending' looks like.
"What do you mean by that?..." Feng Yu asked.
Bei Taotai looked at him like he was a new found species and spoke, "You didn't read my novel?..."
"YOUR WEBSITE WAS A VIRUS!" Feng Yu yelled.
Bei Taotai sighed, "Fine I'll tell you,"
"The villain will have a scene where his dick will be chopped off by the main character." He continued.
...
Feng Yu's brain looked like it was malfunctioning. Finally, he spoke, "WHAT?! I DONT WANT MY DICK TO BE CUT OFF! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"