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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Sir Slips-A-Lot

"If we can see water but not see air because we live in a chamber of air, can fish see air?" Takahashi said, looking towards the sky.

Takahashi's thoughts weren't looking nice anymore. Science had burned him up, and he was breathing desperately to release carbon dioxide and extinguish the fire.

He had a suitcase with him, which contained some injections, test tubes, and apples that he had brought from the lab to conduct experiments with at home.

He was walking down a deserted, narrow road to his home except for the big road today. He was desperate for no chaos but peace. The sky accompanied him today. It was a cold night, with a shining, full, white moon and an atmosphere that brought peace to everyone except him.

"Okay, what the hell is science?" He looked towards his hand. "Why did I come up to science in the first place? Science has become nothing but corporate-funded nonsense these days." He looked up. "Suspicious."

At a distance, a banana peel was floating lazily above a trash bin. Takahashi narrowed his eyes. He didn't believe his eyes. He walked towards it and grabbed it.

"AAAA!!" The banana peel shouted.

"WHAT THE HELL!? AREN'T YOU SCARED THAT I'M A GHOUL WHO HAS POSSESSSED A BANANA PEEL!?" The sound was dramatic, a little bit funny, and was coming directly from the banana peel, which wiggled in Takahashi's hands.

Takahashi blinked, "No. I don't believe in supernatural stuff."

"YOU HAVE TO! IT'S THE TRUTH!"

"I knew ghouls or ghosts, whatever, possessed humans and animals, not trash."

"I can explain." The peel protested. "I was able to possess a fat human, and the fat nearly chewed me to fat. So I escaped his body with extremely low ghoul energy. I'd die if I didn't possess anyone, so I ended up possessing a banana peel. I can't even have some food, otherwise people would see me. I'm so small right now that even a human touch can exorcise me."

Takahashi couldn't help but give a smirk, "WOW! Despite being a ghoul, you have good creative skills? How many marks did you get in your English exam?"

"Just leave me alone."

"Okay. I wonder why I even stopped." Takahashi walked a few steps until the ghoul interrupted him.

"No. Wait. Wait. What if you adopt me? Look at me, I'm so useful!"

"What use are you to me, piece of trash?"

"I can do whatever you want me to do."

Takahashi raised only one of his eyebrows to the point his hair started, "Then summon a giant pizza."

"It's a piece of cake for me."

"I don't know if you want a cake, just give me a pizza."

"Now come on, don't you even believe in old school slang language?"

"No."

"Whatever. But I can only make a pizza that my current power allows." The banana peel fell flat.

"Whoa! Did you just die?" Takahashi looked towards the banana peel on the ground.

"No, I exited the body of the banana. You can't see me. I'm too small right now." The voice came from somewhere on the ground, "And here's your pizza." A very small, similar to a small shirt button, cooked pizza spawned above the banana peel. Takahashi stared at it, then ate it. "Sorry, it was my limit," the ghoul apologized.

"I see. So you're a real ghoul."

"I told you!"

"Anyway, eat the apple in my suitcase. Just get visible already."

"OKAY!" The ghoul zipped inside Takahashi's suitcase. There was a faint chewing and swelling sound until - "OPEN THE SUITCASE! I'M ENLARGING! OPE-" Takahashi's suitcase exploded like a failed chemistry practical. Injections, empty bottles, and test tubes flew everywhere. One injection hit a dog, giving it immediate PTSD. The ghoul was dragged somewhere.

Takahashi sighed, "That ghoul guy didn't even help me clear the mess."

Meanwhile, Mr. Ghoul had already slipped into a food stall and was rapidly enlarging himself by stealing bread crumbs. "Now, even if someone sees me, they can't simply exorcise me. hehehe"

He had already stolen an entire tub of bread crumbs. Then he stole a burger for his new master and flew away into the sky so no one saw him.

Takahashi and the ghoul finally met on the same road. Takahashi had cleared the spot. He looked at the enlarged ghoul, "Hmm... You're now roughly the size of a cricket ball, no, you even look like one."

"Did you think of any name for me yet?"

"Yes! Because you were found in a banana peel, let's name you Sir Slips-A-Lot."

"That's Ridiculous!"

"Ridiculous is your middle name."

"I don't have a middle name."

"Now you do."

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