"Saiki san. I knew you would have my back and wouldn't let me die as a Virgin."
"So that means your powers are really back."
"Saiki san. Saiki san."
[Tch.]
"Saiki san. Did you just Tch me right now?"
[You might be wondering who is having a conversation with an idiot who doesn't even deserve to have his appearance mentioned by the author. If you have watched the anime you should already know what this lowlife would look like.]
"Conversation? You didn't even talk. You just used telepathy to make a noise to show your annoyance at me. But aren't you really rude? After all, I am your sidekick."
[I remember the manager being my sidekick.]
I snapped a figher and a bath towel appeared in his mouth stopping him from annoying me anymore.
(Saiki san I knew you could still hear my voice through your telepathy.)
[My name is Saiki Kusuo. I am a Psychic.]
[A few years ago an ordinary couple gave birth to a boy who is nothing but ordinary.]
[At a 14-day-old child he was able to talk through his mind. After one month, he was able to walk. In the air.]
[Normal parents would take a child like that to get checked out but my parents are pretty weird too.]
[They are a happy-go-lucky couple that are deeply in love with each other so they accepted me as I was.]
[Even now, in my third year of high school, I still have my psychic powers. I can bend spoons without touching. I can win the lottery if I want.]
[I am living the dream. That's what you thought, right?]
[Bending spoon is really useless. It just makes it hard for you to eat curry. And winning free snacks just gives you stomachaches. And winning lotteries will just make you get targeted by moochers and get you hated by jealous people.]
[If you think I am the happiest guy. Just think again. I am the unhappiest guy alive who has nothing going for him.]
[Telepathy, psychokinesis, X-ray vision, foresight, teleportation, clairvoyance, etc... I can do all kinds of things.]
[But it comes with a catch. When an animal is domesticated it loses its ability to hunt for food and when a child is spoiled he loses his ability to survive on his own.]
[I have never been surprised by a party. And I have felt accomplished whenever I did something. I can't experience those types of things.]
[Indeed, I have never been angry or sad but I have never felt happy either. That is my life.]
[Still, I won't say I am disappointed or anything. After all these abilities can sometimes be useful.]
"Oi. Pal. Let's go get some ramen."
"Idiot. We have to go to school."
"Yo. Saiki. Did you feel the ominous wind blowing across the east yesterday?"
"Good morning Saiki."
(Seeing such a beautiful girl as me early in the morning will make you offu. Right?)
"Offu. Teruhashi san." x3
[Yare, Yare. I can never seem to catch a break.]