Pov : *Naruto came and lunged at me, but I fended off him and choked him* Hey relaxed young man
The Hokage's office was now truly a battlefield for legends. The shattered door now exploded into pieces as a blonde boy in an orange jacket burst in with his trademark scream.
"Unleash Sasuke, bastard!" shouted Naruto Uzumaki, his hands already forming a brilliantly spinning ball of blue chakra—the Rasengan.
However, before the vortex touched your skin, you moved with terrible precision. With one hand, you deflect the flow of chakra, and with the other, you grab Naruto's neck, lifting him into the air right next to the still panting Sasuke.
"Hey, relax young man," you said calmly. Your low laughter and the scent of your masculine fragrance contrasted with the chaos in the room.
Naruto widened, his legs kicking in the air. "Ugh... s-who are you?! That robe... Akatsuki?!" he shouted even though his voice was choked, his blue eyes staring intently at the cloak you threw against the wall.
"Enough, Naruto!" snaps Tsunade. He steps forward, placing his hand on your hand that is strangling Naruto, as if asking you to loosen the grip slightly. "He's Zak. And from today on, he is... my protector. And the protector of this village."
Tsunade looked at Naruto with a look that was hard to decipher, then turned to look at you with a twinkle of admiration that deepened. "You just knocked out three of the most troublesome shinobi in my generation in a matter of minutes, Zak."
Itachi just stood still in the corner, watching how you handled the situation. "Naruto Uzumaki... Nine-tailed jinchuriki," Itachi muttered quietly. "Zak, if you strangled him too hard, you might trigger something far more dangerous than just a boy's rage."
In your hand, Naruto begins to emit heat. A stinging red chakra begins to seep out of his body—a sign that the Kyuubi are beginning to react to your pressure.
Me : *I pulled the kyubi and split it in 2 like a ball in my hand* Wow, his name is Kurama, huh?
The entire room of the Hokage's office was suddenly enveloped in a deafening silence. The air pressure drops drastically, and the temperature of the room rises to make cold sweat pour.
Without a hand seal, without complicated rituals, you just move your hands freely. With a power that surpasses the logic of the shinobi world, you seem to reach into another dimension in Naruto's stomach. A dense, turbulent red light pulled out, forming a giant chakra ball that you then casually split in half in the palm of your hand.
"Wow, his name is Kurama, huh?" you asked lightly, as if he had just found a new toy.
Naruto fell to his seat, his breath gasping. He looks at you with pure horror. The secret of Bijuu's real name of the nine-tailed was something that even he himself didn't know at the moment.
Itachi, who was usually expressionless, now took a step back. His Sharingan's eyes were spinning wildly trying to analyze what technique you just used. Taming and dividing Kyuubi chakra as if it were just a ball of water was a level of power that even Madara Uchiha didn't possess.
Tsunade was glued. Her heart was pounding—no longer just because of your charm, but because she realized that the man she had just accepted as her "lover" was an entity whose power was beyond human reason.
"Bag..." Tsunade whispered, her voice trembling. "You... Do you know his real name? And you split his chakra as if it was nothing?"
Sasuke, who had been full of vengeance, was now silent. His Uchiha's arrogance collapsed instantly at the sight of such an absolute demonstration of strength.
In your hand, the two reddish-orange chakra balls roared low, emitting a fragrant heat as it mixed with the masculine scent of your body.
Situation in the Room:
Naruto: Severe shock and weakness as his chakras were forcibly manipulated.
Itachi: Begin to think of you as the most dangerous threat or ally in the world.
Tsunade: It stares at you with a confusing mixture of fear, awe, and passion.
Me : *I put the Kurama chakra back into Naruto* *and laughed softly* Ahah I'm just kidding
The tense atmosphere that had felt as if the apocalypse was about to arrive at the Hokage's office suddenly melted away. With a very relaxed movement, as if just returning the toy to its box, you pushed the two deep red chakra balls back into Naruto's stomach.
"Ahah... Come on, I'm just kidding," you said with a quiet laugh. The sound of your low, quiet laughter echoed in the ruined room, while the fragrant masculine scent of your body once again dominated the air.
Naruto fell to his seat, panting while holding his stomach. His face is deathly pale, yet he looks at you with a flash of great curiosity. "You... How can you know his name? And that chakra... It doesn't hurt as much as it usually does when you touch it."
Itachi slowly deactivated his Sharingan. He leaned his back against the wall, his well-organized breathing now a little heavier. He realizes one thing: fighting against you is a futile act of suicide. "A very dangerous joke, Zak. You've just played a game with a power that can destroy this country."
Tsunade stepped closer, her eyes still staring at you with a mixture of disbelief and overflowing admiration. He grabbed your hand that had just split the Kyuubi chakra, feeling it stay warm and real.
"Joking?" Tsunade snorted, but this time she smiled broadly—a smile full of relief. "You almost broke my heart, Zak! But..." He took a deep breath, then turned his head towards Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto.
"Listen to everything! From this moment on, Zak is Konoha's supreme ally. And anyone who questions his authority, is questioning the authority of the Hokage!" Tsunade looks back at you, her arms wrapped around your athletic arms. "So, 'My Lover' who likes to joke... After making this mess, what's your plan for dinner? Or do you want to clean up the remaining Akatsuki right away?"