Between climbing trees and taking measurements, Qiao An was so busy her forehead was beaded with sweat. The owl, meanwhile, just stood by, spouting one domineering CEO-esque line after another.
"Woman, I know that everything you're doing today is simply to please me."
Qiao An, with the measuring tape clenched in her teeth, really wanted to curse him out. But unfortunately, she was currently draped over a branch high up in the tree and couldn't fight back.
Seeing Qiao An working away in silence, the owl puffed out its chest and launched another cringey assault.
"Woman, I know you admire an outstanding male such as myself. It's just a shame we're of different species…"
Who knows where it had learned all these domineering CEO lines, but it kept cooing them nonstop from the sidelines as Qiao An worked.
"Woman, I know you're always so rough with me. It's clearly a ploy to get my attention."
"Woman, you've gone to such great lengths. You're clearly head over heels for me."
