Translator - Zofu
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"Si-won, oh my. It's been so long. Really. Wow, our Si-won has gotten so handsome. Back in high school you were completely baby-faced, but now you're all grown up. What are you just standing there staring for? Hurry up and come inside."
I had been staring blankly at my friend's sexy mother before finally snapping out of it.
"Ah, yes! Hello, ma'am. You've gotten even younger and prettier. If I saw you on the street I probably wouldn't have recognized you."
Hyun-joon's mom smiled coyly and gave me a sultry look.
"Oh my, listen to this kid laying on the flattery. Well, thanks for saying so anyway. Come visit more often from now on. Like you used to."
Actually, this wasn't flattery—it was sincere.
Sure, Hyun-joon's mom looked young and beautiful a year ago too, but she had more of a plain, simple vibe back then. But now, her figure looked way more toned and better, and she had the air of a sophisticated city woman.
Hyun-joon took off his shoes and went into the living room, gesturing for me to come in.
"Hey~ What kind of brown-nosing was that? You must really need something from my mom. Mom, where'd you go today? Your outfit looks like you came from some kind of gathering."
"Yeah, I went to Ms. Goo's golf club meeting today. Just met up with the members for coffee at a café and talked about the next golf outing."
"Ah~ that group of ajummas who play golf? You've been really serious about golf lately? You're hitting the practice range and going to all the meetings?"
"Yeah, at first it was just tiring and not fun, but lately I've really gotten into it. I understand why they say 'golf is life.' Thanks to that, my body's gotten more toned, and since I want to hit the ball well, I've been working out too. You and Hyun-joon should come to the practice range with me sometime. I'll teach you the basics."
"Ah, we're busy with college. Eh, golf is a sport for middle-aged men and women anyway. Not really your thing, right Si-won?"
Actually, if I could get private lessons from Hyun-joon's mom, I'd go to the practice range anytime. No, I desperately wanted to go. When she'd teach me golf, that sexy, tanned, firm body would press right up against me. Just imagining it gets me hard.
But if I said that outright, Hyun-joon would think I'm weird.
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
Hyun-joon's mom looked at me with disappointed eyes.
"Really? That's too bad. The older and younger sisters at our golf club would adore you guys. They'd buy you lots of treats. They're all married to chaebols, living well and building social networks—it'd be a good opportunity. Well, I guess you guys are still young, so that stuff doesn't seem important yet. Hurry up and wash up, then come to the table."
"Yeah, Mom."
"Yes, ma'am."
Hyun-joon and I gave brief answers and went to his room to take off our coats.
"Hey, you wash up first. Bro's got a girl calling him, gonna handle some entertainment business first."
This asshole keeps calling himself "bro" ever since he started seeing some chick lately. It's a bit... no, it's completely fucked up, but what can you do? I'm the real loser here, still never having been with a woman. Come to think of it, all my decent-looking friends are seeing girls—except me. Some are even seeing two or three at once.
Ah, fuck. What the hell is wrong with me?
I took some self-reflection time staring at myself in the bathroom mirror.
Height: 180cm.
Well, that's not particularly tall these days, but it's above average.
Face on the smaller side, eyes bigger than most guys.
I've heard plenty of times that my nose is straight and my lips are pretty...
My face shape isn't bad either, and I've been working out regularly at the gym, so I've got decent traps and abs.
So why!
Why am I the only one who still hasn't had sex with a girl?
Even Hyun-joon seems to have a girl he's sleeping with lately.
I gave my little buddy a gentle touch through my boxers.
It's a pretty hefty package.
Sorry, little guy.
Soon I'll get you more than just piss—I'll get you a girl.
*Whoosh...*
After taking a piss and flushing, I washed my hands at the sink.
"Kids, you done yet? Dinner's ready."
"Yes! We'll be right there!"
I shouted back from the bathroom.
*Scrub scrub*
I dried my hands on a towel and quickly walked to the living room.
Hyun-joon's house was a two-story home, quite large.
Actually, among my friends, Hyun-joon's family was the richest.
Which is probably why his mom could afford to go to golf practice at a luxury range and be a member of the fancy Gussi Golf Club.
"Hyun-joon! Si-won's already at the table. Hurry up! Si-won must be hungry."
"Mom! I'll eat in a bit. You two eat first! My stomach hurts!"
"Ugh, seriously. That kid never says his stomach hurts beforehand, waits until I've made everything, then pulls this shit."
Hyun-joon's mom complained, sweeping back her blonde hair.
"He says his stomach hurts, so let's eat first, Si-won. I've got your favorite dakdoritang, so eat up."
"Yes, ma'am."
I gave a short answer and started digging in.
Hyun-joon's mom's cooking was incredible. Way better than restaurant food. She was born with talent in the kitchen. As I was scarfing down the side dishes and rice, Hyun-joon's mom stopped eating and smiled at me. Ah, why is she smiling? That smile was sexy, like she was trying to seduce me.
"Ah, Si-won eats so manly and heartily. So cute. Our Hyun-joon picks at his food like a girl. He takes after his dad—he's just not manly at all, not manly at all. Eat up. Just watching you eat makes me full. Wow, you eat so heartily."
With Hyun-joon's mom staring at me and smiling, my heart started pounding faster. Come to think of it, it was just Hyun-joon's mom and me at this table—Hyun-joon wasn't here. Of course, if Hyun-joon's mom were just a typical woman in her 40s like other friends' moms, this situation would just be awkward.
But the woman in front of me right now, just looking at her face and figure, looked no more than 4 or 5 years older than me—like an older sister. And a sexy, sultry older sister with overly tanned, bronzed skin. With her looking at me with loving eyes right in front of me, my throat suddenly felt tight.
No, seriously, I started choking.
"K-khk!"
When I started choking and coughing, Hyun-joon's mom quickly poured water and brought it to me.
"Oh my, Si-won got something stuck in his throat? That's what you get for eating so fast."
As I reached for the cup she handed me, my hand slipped—call it divine intervention—and I spilled water all over her. The spilled water soaked her white blouse, making the black bra cling tightly to it. Naturally, her firm, voluptuous breasts were fully exposed.
If I'd seen her breasts completely exposed, I probably wouldn't have gotten this excited, but right now she looked just like an AV actress in a porn video—obscenely erotic.
Without realizing it, I forgot all about my coughing and just stared openly at her firm, seductive breasts. She probably didn't notice at first, but with me staring like this, she couldn't help but realize.
Hyun-joon's mom's face flushed red—whether from shame at exposing her breasts to her son's friend or from embarrassment. I finally realized my mistake and quickly grabbed tissues to wipe the water off her chest...
Huh? I touched her breast.
No, I mean, sometimes when you're flustered, you make unexpected mistakes.
This was clearly, absolutely not intentional—it was a mistake.
Of course, I don't know if she felt that way too.
The feel of her breast through the wet white blouse was incredibly firm yet soft. Ah, so this is what a woman's breast feels like. As someone who's been single since birth, the only other time I've touched a woman's breast was my mom's when I was too young to even remember, just trying to survive by nursing. This was the first real woman's breast I've ever touched. But now how do I handle this?
I quickly pulled my hand away from her breast.
But that actually made things more awkward between us. If I'd just kept wiping her wet blouse while pretending not to notice anything, it might not have been a big deal. That would've meant I saw her as just my friend's mom, comfortable enough to make that mistake. But the moment I acted conscious of her breast, our relationship changed—now there was a strange, subtle tension between us as man and woman.
"Ah, Si-won. I, I'll go change clothes for a moment."
"Ah, yes..."
We exchanged words, but the relationship had definitely become awkward.
Her tone was no longer the casual way she'd speak to just her son's friend.
Hyun-joon's mom came back after changing.
Unexpectedly, she was wearing a loose white Bally t-shirt.
The problem was that while it was a luxury brand, it was made of thin material for comfortable home wear, so in the bright indoor lighting, it was see-through. In other words, I could once again see her black bra and her swaying breasts. Actually, I could see them even better than with the white blouse.
Fuck, this is so fucking obscene. Am I going crazy? Is Hyun-joon's mom trying to seduce me right now?
We continued eating in silence for a while.
It was like back in elementary school when you got paired with a girl you liked but were too awkward to talk to. Still, as the man, I should be the first to break the awkwardness.
"Um, ma'am. Earlier..."
Just as I forced the words out, Hyun-joon came trudging to the table. And without thinking, he said to his mom:
"Mom. Why'd you change out of that blouse? That shirt—you can see your bra."
Fuck, this crazy bastard.
He just brutally stated that mind-blowing fact about his own mom.
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